/Hi, this is your host, Hellfire014, here to tell the 'truth' about the Inuyasha characters. And today, we'll be testing Kagome's patence (sp?).
Kagome comes walking out in a mini-skirt, making Sesshomaru's jaw drop when she stepped out.
"HEY, THATS MY GIRL, GET UR OWN" Inuyasha yelled at his older brother.
"MAKE ME!"
The two brothers start fightingover Kagome, and Kagome just stares.
"Just what i need, another man fighting over me (sigh)"
/Hello Kagome, i like the mini-skirt
"thanks, I'd complement you too, but i cant even see you"
/(mutters)and its a good thing too
"Did you say something"
/No, now moving on, is it true that u once said yes to Miroku's infamous question to shut him up?
"HELL NO!"
"Yes she did, it was when Inuyasha was knocked outin Kaede's villa... what are you doing with that baseball bat Inuyasha?"
/Good luck fending off an over-protective Inuyasha, Miroku
"Oh shi-"
THWACK THWACK THWACK
/Ouch, so Kagome, I've heard from an anynomusbut reliablesource that when you and Sango were in the hot springs, you to started to 'experiment'.
Kagome's face went red with embarresment "SANGO! I THOUGHT YOU WOULDENT TELL!"
"I DIDNT, SHIPPO DID!"
"100,000,000,000chocolate bars in a pile on the floor, 100,000,000,000 chocolate bars" Shippo sang.
"And what a lovely sight it was!" (guess who)
"You got that right" Inuyasha and his brother said in unison, making Sango and Kagome's face turn a deep crimson.
"HEY, SHES MY BITCH, GET UR OWN!"Inuyash a screamed at his brother.
"GO TO HELL" Fluffy retorted (A/N i loove torturing Sesshy, Kouga and Miroku)
"FAGGOTS FIRST!" Inuyasha shoed him the way to the Pit of Hell Kikyo made.
/Now how did that get there...
"I put it there" Kikyo answered.
/Ah
Jakotsu went skinny dipping (shivers in fright) yelling "CANNONBAAAAHHHHHHH" and screamed to death.
"Nevermind what i said to you Fluffy, lets just contenue the show."
"Gladly, but dont call me Fluffy"
/Sooo Kagome, tell us all about that 'happy time' you had with Hojo
Hojo smiled
"You slept with HIM!"
"IT WAS A GAME OF SEVEN MINUTES OF HEAVEN, ITS NOT LIKE I WANTED TO DO IT!"
/ok, that was another exiting episode of... this fanfic, plz r&r, and plz give me suggestions, im gonna do sango next