Yes, Colonel IS Signas' cousin.
Chapter 14: Deaf and pervert
It was one day, after Zero finally dated Layer, one of the navigators. He was having a dream (wow, there sure are quite a lot of them)
BEING DREAM
(Insert a wedding music)
Zero: Wha… wha?
(Layer blushes, and she is wearing a wedding dress)
Zero: What the hell?
Layer: Zero, we're getting married now…
Zero: Wha wha… WHAT?
(Zero is on a tuxedo)
(X claps, while Alia and Pallette sobs of happiness, Axl yawns of boredom)
Zero: (Am I getting married?)
Zero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
END DREAM
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zero screamed of horror as he woke up, which also woke X up.
"Zero, its five AM in the morning! What's wrong with you?" X scolded after he got into Zero's room.
"(Huff huff) I was having the worst nightmare… I mean the best nightmare in my life… Heh heh…" Zero stuttered.
X was confused, but he just went back to his room anyway.
But he noticed something from the dream.
HE SAW IRIS!
Was that his fate, destiny? Was she really going to ditch Zero? Or was it just a dream that's too horrible for him to become true?
He hoped it was just a dream. He loved Iris more than Layer (obviously).
Meanwhile, when Zero FINALLY went back to sleep and lost consciousness…
Axl, knowing that Zero was the only one waking up later than others, had another prank up his sleeves.
He QUIETLY sneaked into Zero's room and attached a walky talkie on his ear with a tape he already detached andattached it on his ear.
When morning came…
Signas announced everyone to get up, and Zero was still sleeping. Just then…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Axl screamed at the walky talkie.
Zero woke up thanks to Axl.
But something was VERY wrong.
He saw X, and it seemed he was talking to him. But he couldn't hear him.
"Say it louder, X! I can't hear!" Zero yelled.
X said whatever he said with more serious expression.
Oh my god.
"Oh my god I've gone deaf!"
Axl heard whatever Zero yelled.
Oh crap.
X took off the walkie talkie off Zero's ear, wondering if whoever did it with a walkie talkie was there.
Axl acted as if nothing happened.
"G'morning, people!" Axl exclaimed.
"Axl, Zero's deaf!" X paniced.
"I'm sure Life Saver will do something about it…" Axl suggested.
"Good idea."
X wrote to Zero that he must go see Life Saver. So Zero did, but accidentally went into Alia's room.
"ZERO, NO!" X warned.
Too late.
"AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Alia was changing!
"SORRY, I'M SO SORRY!" Zero yelled and ran out of the room, and went to Life Saver's laboratory. It was closed, because, well, he was having breakfast!
He had to sit in front of the door for hours.
Until it finally opened.
"LIFE SAVER, SAVE MY LIFE! I'M DEAF!" Zero pleaded.
"What?"
"I'M DEAF!"
Life Saver was confused, and put him in a capsule. He examined his ear from there.
It seemed like a complicated situation. He had to stay in there for ten hours!
Meanwhile…
Axl was listening to music from the stereo, with his headphones. When he accidentally tripped, his arm suddenly slid the VOLUME ALL THE WAY TO THE MAXIMUM!
Axl couldn't hear anything now.
X was talking to him, but Axl couldn't hear him.
'What have I done… if I didn't deafen Zero this wouldn't have happened…' Axl thought of despair.
"You're deaf too? Oh my god!" X yelled.
Axl also had to see Life Saver.
"LIFE SAVER, SAVE ME, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEE!" Axl cried.
"What?"
"I'M DEAF!"
Life Savor slapped his own head, and put Axl on another capsule.
Meanwhile, X was in charge of cleaning the bathrooms. Even the girl's bathroom? Whoa.
X decided to clean the lady's washroom first to get things over with.
But chock full of woman were there.
"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Their shriek was so loud…
They were still screaming.
But X couldn't hear.
Silence.
"Please, don't tell me I'm deaf!" X cried, and ran to Life Savor as well.
"LIFE SAVOR! I'M DEAF TOO! HELP ME!" X pleaded.
"What's going on? First Zero, then Axl… what have you three been doing?"
"NOTHING! JUST HEAL ME, PLEASE!" X yelled with his deafiness.
He was also in another capsule.
But things were going to take long.
Today was Pallette's date with Axl. Yet, Axl didn't promise. She was saddened.
"Axl never broke a promise to me before… he's such a meanie…" Pallette sobbed. Alia consoled her.
"Don't worry… he couldn't have forgotten."
To be honest, he did.
Several hours later…
"Finally I can hear again! THANK YOU!" X thanked Life Savor so much, all three of them started hugging him TIGHTLY. All three of them…
Until Life Savor's head blew up of suffering.
He did.
Really.
I'm not lying.
YOU THINK I AM? HUH? HUH?
Alia had to rebuild him, while X, Zero, and Axl were responsible for suffocating him.
Meanwhile, Zero and Axl were walking along the hallway. They heard some watersplashing sounds from Layer's room.
"Hey, whats all that splashing I hear!" Zero yelled as he knocked on the door.
SPLASH.
Layer and Pallette were covered in towels. Were they having a bath here?
"I won't forgive ANYONE WHO ARE TRYING TO LOOK AT US!" Pallette shrieked.
"Wha… what the hell…?"
X came along the way, talking with Signas as he walked, when he noticed Zero and Axl.
"Wha… what the hell is going on here…?" Signas wondered.
"Layer? Pallette?"
"COMMANDER SIGNAS!" Pallette paniced. When she did, her towel...
(technical difficulties…)
(back online)
"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Pallette and Layer screamed.
"Wa-wait!" Zero yelled, but bunch SLAPS were heard.
In the command room…
Signas, X, Zero, and Axl were confronting Alia, and their cheeks had hand marks on each side. They got SLAPPED IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
"Such a shame… even you, Signas." Alia shook her head.
"Hey! What did I do?" Signas complained.
'Damn… why me, too?' X thought.
'I didn't even see…' Zero complained in his mind.
'Man, if I were to see…' Axl daydreamed.
"Well, I had enough from today. Go back to your rooms. I heard enough." Alia ordered, and the Hunters and the commander went back, sighing.
The Hunters were in the cafeteria, where X had a coffee, Zero had some beer (just to relax, not that he's addicted), and Axl had some soft drink.
"Rough day, it is." X moaned.
"Nah, I've seen much worse." Zero disagreed.
"I can't believe we just got slapped when we didn't even see them." Axl complained.
"I know. I don't believe it either." Zero agreed with Axl.
"Anyway, I'm going for a date with Alia tomorrow. Sory, I won't be around." X explained.
"Heh, no problem. I'll just be playing my PS2." Axl laughed.
"I'll be in the training room." Zero said.
"Well, you guys already have plans… me too!" X exclaimed.
"By the way, Zero, are you still in love with Iris or whatever her name is?" Axl asked.
"Well, I'm not really sure. My first girlfriend was Iris… Layer was my second one… I don't know who to pick." Zero replied.
"Well, whoever is right for you is right." X said.
"Yeah… hee hee! YAWN! I'm going to sleep." Zero yawned.
X and Axl agreed, and they each went to their own rooms.
To be continued………………..?
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