Chapter 16: Be restless, be brainless
X and Zero were having a bit chatting, about dating. X gave him some advice, while Zero listened VERY carefully and took notes (yes, he's that desperate).
"Ooohh I can't wait til my next date with her!" Zero exclaimed.
"Her as in Layer?" X asked.
"Uh… y-y-y-yeah!" Zero stuttered.
X raised one of his eyebrow, and looked confused.
But he left wherever the room theywere anyway, and X went back to his room to take rest. Meanwhile, Axl and Pallette were talking over the date thing, that Axl forgot.
"Er- you see, I…did forget our…"
Pallette knew what he was going to say.
She was ready to punch him.
PUNCH.
Her punchwas so hard that it SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO THE WALL.
"Oooh! The pain! THE ENDLESS PAIN! That is the hardest punch I ever felt in my life! I can't even feel my tarso! SWEET MOTHER OF LORD! AWWWW!" Axl yelled in pain.
But now she was more angry.
PUNCH
"Aww! No! Not my face! My ugly looking face! Now its more uglier! AWWW!" Axl cried.
Axl's nose bleeded, and he trudged like a zombie because he was in extreme pain!
When Zero saw him, he screamed at his even more uglier face.
Axl sobbed.
"Why me…?"
Axl wet to X's room.
"X, help me win Pallette back!" Axl pleaded.
"Um… buy a flower? Give her a love card?" X suggested.
"Great." Axl muttered.
He went to a flowershop really nearby, but it was really crummy, too, full of dead flowers, so he obviously left.
SNIFF.
A tear dropped down Axl's eye, because he thought he was no good with women. Only Pallette was his choice.
Hold the phone…
Axl came up with an idea.
He went back to the HQ and got a phonebook, and looked for Iris.
Bingo.
He dialed the number quickly as he could, and Iris answered,
"Hello?"
"Er, are you Iris?"
"Yes… who is this?"
"I'm Axl, Zero's friend. He er- said he doesn't like you… he cheated on you!" Axl lied.
"My dear Zero would never do that!"
"Really? You know he's starting to date this other girl now… named Layer." Axl explained.
Iris was shocked.
Axl asked,
"So um, is it okay if I er- have a date with you?" Axl asked slowly, hoping Iris will agree.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes…" Iris sobbed, giving up Zero.
"Jackpot!" Axl exclaimed.
He danced happily.
But things didn't go happy too much.
Pallette approached Axl.
"Axl, I'm sorry for all the punching I did… but will you have a date with me?"
(Anime style!)
Axl's mouth opened, and his eyes were covered in shadow.
"Um, Axl?" Pallette called.
"Um… uh… y-y-yeah! Uh… sure! Heh heh…"
'Aw cripes! Now what am I gonna do? Wait, I got beter plans…'
Axl approached her.
"Er- I'm not ready today. How about next week?" Axl offered.
"But our vacation ends next week!" Pallete replied.
'Aw crap.' Axl thought, 'Whoa, hold the phone! Pefect! My moronic brain just forgot to tell Iris when to date her!'
Pallette was gone, though. She went back to her room. He rushed into his room and got the phone.
BEEP BEEP BEEP…
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing…"
"Hello?" Iris answered.
"Er- Iris? Its me. When are you available?" Axl asked.
"Only this week." Iris answered.
Aw cripes.
"Um… ohhhhhkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy…" Axl replied.
He hung up.
NOW what was he going to do?
To be continued…