HoD2005: Folks, for those who liked my story, maybe, I should continue it! I guess it won't end now!

The crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

HoD2005: Noooooooooo! … I mean, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Chapter 18: Can you buy me love?

X went to his room, sadly laying on his bed with the fact that this was the last day of the break time he had. He was sad that time went too fast.

Meanwhile, Zero was speaking to Signas…

"Come on, Signas! PLEASE give us more break time! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!" Zero pleaded in a feminine way (feminists, please don't kill me for this, I'm just being funny).

"Hey, think about Sigma before you ask that!" Signas yelled.

"Um… Sigma is dead, remember? I killed him." Zero said.

"You WHAT?"

"I killed him. I really did. I'm not lying. Do you believe me?"

Singas stared at Zero. Was he telling the truth, or a lie?

"Show me." Signas commanded.

Zero brought all those chunks of Sigma to him (I can say he picked it up for no reason).

"Erm…" Signas muttered.

He got the microphone to announce,

"ASTTENTION, ALL HUNTERS! YOU NOW HAVE MORE TIME TO HAVE A BREAK! I REPEAT! YOUR BREAK TIME HAS EXPANDED!"

Axl got excited, and ran out of his room so fast that HE EVEN NOSEBLEED AS HE RAN, AND SPILLED SOME OF THOSE BLOOD.

"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Screamed Pallettte when she saw them.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" Axl exclaimed as he circled around… wherever he was.

He even ran to X's room to wake him up, while SPILLING BLOOD ON HIS BED.

"Wha…? Break… more?" X asked.

"YES! WEHAVEMOREBREAKTMIE!" Axl shouted quickly.

"Whoa calm down, Axl…" X sighed as he got up from his bed.

(We have more break time!)

"Really? Cool." X said.

"SGFUSDHIUSGVBSKUBGFIUEASBFGAD KUSGHFIAUHGFIOEA?" Axl yelled. X was confused.

(That's all you say when Signas gives us more time?)

Appearantly, Axl has gone crazy as well.

X gave him some coffee, but Axl was still crazy as ever, he accidentally spilled at himself, which seemed to calm him down because of the PAIN.

"Hot… so hot… I wet my tarso… I'm a little child… God, help me…" Axl shivered.

"Oh for the love…" X muttered.

Meanwhile, Zero decided to have a little chit chat with Iris.

"Iris, you here?" Zero called as he knocked on Iris' house.

She wasn't there again.

He suspected one person, I mean Reploid that could have kidnapped her again.

Vile.

"Okay, that's it, Vile, you are SO DEAD!" Zero yelled.

He searched for that one enemy, or rival for love in this case, all around the city.

One last place, there was.

Sigma's headquarters.

He found Vile with Iris, who seemed to be hugging each other.

"VILE!" Zero called.

"Oooohhh so Zero came eh?" Vile asked.

"Iris! How could you?" Zero questioned.

"Huh…? Who is he?" Iris wondered.

"Heh heh, I put all her memory in this single disk… now she is in love with me!" Vile laughed.

"What did you say?" Zero questioned.

"Mwa ha ha ha ha! I have found my true love!" Vile exclaimed, "Now lets go to my place, shall we?"

"Yes, darling…" Iris whispered, and they teleported somewhere else. Zero did an anime style crying as he opened his mouth widely.

"Why, Iris, why?" Zero cried.

Zero fell down to the ground unconscious with tears all around his face.

He got up after an hour later and headed back to the HQ for dinner. He ate in aroom with X, Axl, Alia, Layer, Pallette, and Signas, as Zero wasn't even touching his food.

"You havn't touched your food, Zero." X said.

"I don't wanna eat." Zero groaned.

"Then I'll have 'em!" Axl laughed as he reached for Zero's untouched meal. Zero, however, slapped his hand.

"Ow! What was that for? Do you wanna eat or what?" Axl moaned.

"Zero tell us what happened." X suggested.

Zero gave out a sigh.

"I-I-I-i…." Zero muttered.

"You did something?" Axl asked.

"I-I-Iris… is… in love… with… VILE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Zero cried.

"Hey, they'd make a great couple!" Axl joked.

"What did you say, you talkin' crap?" Zero snarled.

"I didn't say anything." Axl lied.

"Sniff… X and Signas… cool… Pallette… cute… Alia and Layer… hot… Axl… a moron…" Zero muttered.

His eyes became red, and teleported out of the HQ to get his love back.

"Erm- is he coming back or what?" Axl asked.

X shrugged.

Zero found Vile (hey, he teleported, so how is it impossible to find him?)

"Alright, Vile! You are so DEAD!" Zero yelled.

Vile turned around.

However, Vile simply hugged Iris so tight, it actually disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"What the…" Zero muttered.

"Erm… I'd better not tell…" Vile muttered.

"What the hell did you do to Iris?" Zero questioned.

"Erm… you see, Iris um…"

Suddenly, Zero heard a loud voice, calling for help. It sounded like Iris. It was from another room.

Zero opened it.

Hey, it was Iris!

What the hell…? Zero thought.

"Zero! I'm so glad you're here!" Iris exclaimed, and hugged Zero.

"Erm… I got no clue what is going on." Zero said.

"He made a clone of me just to have a girlfriend for himself!" Iris explained.

"What? He made a ing clone to make love? He's just sad…" Zero laughed.

"Shut up!" Vile cried.

Zero didn't want Vile to mess with him and Iris anymore, so he simply sliced him in half.

"Why, Zero? WHYYYYYY?"

Vile yelled.

HoD2005: Its obvious "why" he did it, moron; he hates you.

Vile: Who the hell are you?

HoD2005: I'm the author, idiot.

(HoD2005 teleports)

Zero: What the …

Zero was still laughing at Vile (even if he's not alive, yes. Maybe he has gone crazy, too, like Axl)

"Um… Zero?" Iris called.

"Er- yeah?" Zero said.

"Thanks…" Iris whispered, and teleported away.

"Erm…"

When Zero came back to the HQ…

"HAHA! YOU DON'T HAVE A LOVE ANYMORE! AT LEAST I HAVE ONE!" Axl laughed.

Zero got pissed.

He punched Axl even harder than Pallette.

"AAAA! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! THAT IS EVEN HARDER THAN PALLETTE'S SISSY PUNCHIES! AAAAAAA!" Axl screamed in pain.

"Serves ya right." Zero sighed.

Zero had some big day…

Next chapter, maybe I'll write something about X.

To be continued… whenever I'm not busy (school started)