Chapter 23: Base Crazy
I'm terribly sorry for the delay!
Zero and Axl were having fun with all the craziness they were doing.
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Zero (from speaker): Atttention! Female navigator Alia and Maverick Hunter X, COME TO THE BODY SWITCHING ROOM IMMEDIATELY!
X: Hey!
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Axl (from speaker): All Hunters, START DANCING! EVERYBODY RHUMBA!
Axl: (singing): EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! BUM! BUM! DA DAN, DAN! DAN! DAN! DA DAN, DAN DAN DAN!
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Zero (from speaker): All Hunters, say Axl is gay for singing that!
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Axl (from speaker): Attention, all Hunters! Say Zero is a long haired $!
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Zero (from speaker): ATTENTION, ALL HUNTERS! AXL IS A BIG MORON!
But the Hunters wondered which to obey.
Oh whatever.
Zero and Axl were on the speakers all day, announcing the Hunters what to do, which is something crazy, like two men having sex. Yep, they went crazy alright.
Wait just a minute, when were they NOT crazy?
However, one thing was, Zero and Axl never slept, so they were all groggy, but still telling people what to do. X didn't know what to do, but he called tried calling Signas by his cell phone, but he forgot to bring it.
'Damn.' X thought.
For X, of course, knowing him, this would be total hell. Face it, he wants everything in order, like how he wants utopia, and such… and that includes in the HQ as well. Second, he doesn't want Zero and Axl to be in trouble with all this rules changing they are doing.
What should he do?
No, really. What should he do?
I'm asking you.
YES, I'M ASKING YOU!
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER?
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AAAAAAAAAA! Whew… okay… I'm cool now….
X had to have something up his sleeves… something that can seriously stop them for good from this mess.
Suddenly, X had an idea (insert light bulb on his head)
He started the speaker, and said…
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"X, I am SO GONNA KILL YOU!" Zero threatened as he had his fists.
"Hey, its what you get for making all this mess!" X yelped.
So you wanna know what X said, right?
"ATTENTION, ALL HUNTERS AND NAVIGATORS! ZERO AND AXL ARE HAVING SEX! THAY ARE NOW OFFICIALLY GAY!"
That's why Zero and Axl are angry. Well, X was partially right, because they were making a whole lot of mess.
"I hate you." Zero muttered.
X locked them in the storage room, and they had nothing to do in all that cold. The storage room was so cold, and all Zero and Axl were able to do was sit on the corners and stare at each other.
'Rest easy, Zero… a moron like him wouldn't hurt you…' Zero thought to himself.
'Calm down, Axl… a big long haired bully like him wouldn't start haunting me, right?' Axl pondered to himself.
They were shivering in the cold, already regretting all that mess they created. They learned a lesson… well, sort of, they do want to beat X up.
"Okay guys, I'm sorry, really, for saying that out loud and humiliating you, so I told everyone it was just a joke… and that rules will be the same here." X apologized to Zero and Axl outside from the storage.
"W-W-what makes you think we would b-b-b-believe that?" Zero shivered.
"M-m-my god… THERE IS A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A…" Axl stuttered.
Zero turned. There was nothing around him.
"T-t-t-there's a zombie with a long hair over there! A-a-a-ACHOO!" Axl coughed as he seemed to pointing his finger at Zero.
"Erm, X, I think this dude has gone crazy or something…" Zero shivered.
But there was no response.
'Badass.' Zero thought once more.
To be continued…
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Wow, its been a long time.
X (from speaker): ATTENTION, ALL HUNTERS, ZERO AND AXL AR…(STATIC) BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT………………………………………..
Hunter 1: WHAT?
Hunter 2: I don't have a single clue what he said, but I don't care, seriously.