Chapter 24: Stay in the cold
Zero and Axl were shivering from the cold, and stared at each other as in horror. They couldn't sleep, as they had a few things in their mind, what they would do to each other if they do something very stupid.
'Stay on him, Zero… he's gonna start killing you if you go to sleep…' Zero thought.
'Stay cool, Axl… he's not gonna… wait, who am I talking to?' Axl wondered in his mind.
They stared at each other viciously.
"So um… Axl… h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-how does it feel like being in a c-c-cold room like this th-th-this?" Zero stuttered.
"Br…………. but I don't want Santa Claus this year…" Axl shivered.
"Moron…" Zero mumbled.
Of course, Axl has gone crazy once again, like he always does, this time he didn't hear anything Zero said properly, he thought he heard something else.
The two Hunters shivered once again, staring at each other like they always do.
No no, like they did a few minutes ago, I'm sorry.
Even for a few mimutes, they were starting to feel VERY cold, and what I mean by that is that they were shivering and were about to be frozen solid.
"X…X… HELP!" Zero yelled.
Meanwhile…
X had a wonderful day himself. He bought a new book and wrote a letter to Signas.
Well, what was Signas doing?
He was in Colonel and Iris' apartment, you could say.
Isn't it obvious?
Don't worry, I won't go crazy again.
"Oh my god……THERE'S A FREAKIN' ZOMBIE! AAAAAAAAAA! X! ZERO! HELP ME! I WANT MY MOMMY! PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Axl cried like a baby.
Zero stayed away from him, and the reason is obviously that he got freaked out by Axl.
Then again, he did feel like scaring him.
He went near Axl and went as if he was going to choke him. He screamed uncontrollably, but Zero just went even closer. Axl screamed even louder.
"Stay back, you freak! STAY BACK! AIEEEEE!" Axl screamed.
Zero "choked" him.
Meanwhile, X was thinking if he was too hard on Zero and Axl. He decided to go back to the storage room, and freed those friends of his.
"Alright, Zero… OH SWEET MOTHER OF LORD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" X wondered as he saw Zero choking Axl to scare him.
"Um… scaring him?" Zero muttered as his eyes went down.
"X! ITS YOU! GET THIS ZOMBIE OFF ME! AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Axl screamed uncontrollably.
"Quiet, Axl, you're free." X said.
They were finally out of their coldness.
X offered some coffee, and Axl didn't seem so crazy now, or mental I should say. Zero stopped shivering.
"By the way, when is Signas coming back?" Zero questioned.
X shrugged.
"I think he went to heaven." Axl joked.
"Axl!" X scolded.
"I wish he was, or maybe even in hell." Zero gritted his teeth.
"I swear, by the time he comes back, he is SO dead!" He added.
"Erm-well, maybe we should take a break." X suggested.
"Agreed." Axl muttered.
Zero and Axl decided to take things easy for a while, while X was just walking.
Meanwhile, at Colonel's apartment…
"Um, Signas? Are you sure you need more coffee? That should cure the cold by now… I mean, well, yeah…" Iris wondered.
"Wha… WHAAAA?" Signas shook as he drank more coffee.
Back to the Hunter HQ…
Zero has fallen asleep. He was that tired. Axl thought of a great idea to seriously piss him off.
Alia was also asleep. Axl carried her as quiet as he could, and put her next to Zero, has fallen asleep. He put her very gently, and sneaked out of the room.
Unfortunately for him, he tripped down the garbage can, and made a huge sound.
Guess what.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Alia screamed.
"No, wait! I swear, I didn't put you here! ARRRGH!" Zero panicked.
Axl crawled out of the room, but unfortunately for the poor little child, Zero grabbed his foot and started smacking him.
"You did it, DIDN'T YOU?" Zero yelled.
"N-no!' Axl lied.
Knowing Zero, the badass who beated the little guy all day, pulled his foot and started beating Axl up over and over.
Of course, that was when Axl was screaming for help, but Alia didn't feel like helping a mean pervert so she walked away. X was nowhere in sight, so that was also out of option.
After a lot of bad wounds, Axl stumbled out of the room, and went back to his own room. He fell on his bed.
To be continued…
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A: NOW Axl and Pallette dates, and we see how it goes
B: X has a bad day (give me examples)
C: Vile kidnaps Iris once again
D: Signas comes back, with his crazy self for drinking too much coffee