Chapter 26: Coffee crazy
Author's note: This is actually one of the choices from the vote, about Signas coming back crazy. No one voted for that, but I had some funny ideas with the idea.
X, Zero, and Axl played outside throwing snowballs at each other restlessly. Those snowballs were obviously painful, but it was fun throwing at each other anyway.
Until a car came from no where, and dropped someone they knew of to the ground.
"Z-Z-Zero! Y-y-y-y-y- you are here! Ha ha! HA HA!" Signas laughed crazily.
He latched onto Zero, but he just kicked him away.
"What the hell was he smoking?" Axl wondered.
"Heh, good one. Maybe marijuana?" Zero joked.
"Zero!" X scolded.
X helped him up and put Signas' hand on his shoulders, and walked inside the HQ. Zero and Axl followed.
"If anyone asks what happened to him, say he drank lots and lots of coffee." X said.
The two nodded.
"IDIDDRINKALOTSOFCOFFEEYESIDIDWHATAREYOUGONNADOABOUTIT?" Signas exclaimed.
X knew exactly what he said, Zero only new a half of it, and Axl knew nothing about what he said.
"I don't know what to do with him, except to…"
"COFFEEINEEDMORECOFFEE!" Signas exclaimed and ran to the cafeteria for more caffine.
"Stop making him drink coffee." X finished.
The three Hunters dashed after Signas, who was desperately going for the one coffee he was waiting for, but luckily for the Hunters, they grabbed him from behind.
"Oh no you don't!" Zero yelled as he head-locked Signas.
"Snap out of it, Signas!" X advised as he grabbed Signas' arm.
"No more coffee for you!" Axl snapped as he grabbed Signas' legs.
"LEMMEGO! LEMEEEEEE GOOOOOO!" Signas yelled.
"Signas, for the last time, snap out of it!" X yelled.
They pulled him out of the room and put him in his office.
"IWANTCOFFFEEEEEE! COFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Signas screamed uncontrollably, and cried like a baby.
"No coffee! More cold!" Zero yelled and slammed the door shut.
X, Zero, and Axl walked away from the office, and returned to their rooms for their own ways of having break, such as X reading the book he recently bought, Zero beating up Axl for playing pranks on him.
But that only happened for an hour or so.
That was when Signas came out, "COFFEECOFFEECOFFEEEEEEEE!"
"Oh for the love of ---!" Zero muttered.
"How did he come out?" X wondered.
The three chased him again, but he was blindingly too fast. Signas got to the cafeteria and got that one more coffee once again, but this time, the three jumped at him at once.
(Slow motion)
"N o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o !" X, Zero, and Axl screamed as they jumped to Signas to stop him.
(Normal speed)
Signas spilled the coffee he had on his hand, and it was getting all over him, which burned him. Unfortunately, it also spread to the Hunters.
"Ow ow ow! This burns!" X moaned.
Later that night…
"Did I go THAT crazy?" Signas wondered.
X, Zero, and Axl nodded as they sat down.
"I apologize, but you see, while I was there, I caught cold while on my way, I mean VERY cold, so I started drinking that much coffee, I guess."
"It's no biggy." X replied.
MISSING SCENE
So how did Signas get out?
Alia went near Signas' office, and he called her.
"ALIAALIA!" He called.
"Signas?" She said.
"GETMEOUTOFHEREPLEASE!" Signas requested.
"Um… okay…."
She just opened the door (even if she didn't know what he said) with the key to the rooms to the entire HQ.
Okay, another vote is here!
A: X, Zero, and Axl are alone while all the other Hunters are dismissed to their homes, so they go mess around the entire HQ.
B: X, Zero, and Axl make clones of themselves and make a mess.
C: Zero dates Iris instead of Layer, and X and Axl are going to spy and video tape them K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
D: While X, Zero, and Axl borrows Alia's car, they accidentally crash, and they are alive, but they have to find a way to NOT get in trouble.
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