Chapter 27d: It's god's fault, for you
-BEGIN FLASHBACK-
X (pointing at the dish washer): Hey Zero! Do you know how to work this thing?
Zero: Um… we can actually turn this lever this way and…
Axl: Hey, let me try!
(Axl shoots at the dish washer)
BOOM
Zero: Thanks a lot, moron.
-END FLASHBACK-
If you have been reading the flashback, it's obvious that Axl broke the dish dryer after his so called "attempt". So they were suppose to buy a new one.
"Okay, people, in the car." X said to Zero and Axl as they got inside.
WHHIIIIIIIRRR…
The car wasn't working.
"What the hell is wrong with this now?" Zero complained and he tried turning it on. Nothing happened. Then Axl tried. Nothing.
"Great, what should we do?" X complained sarcastically.
Axl had an idea.
"So can we borrow it?" Axl asked Alia.
"Borrow what?" Alia wondered.
"Your car…?"
"Um… sure."
She handed X the car key.
"Just don't do anything wrong to it." Alia warned.
"We won't." X promised.
The car did work, at least.
"Axl, I, for once, actually owe something to a moron." Zero teased.
"WHAT?" Axl yelled.
Zero and Axl made fu of each other for the entire ride, which didn't help X drive any easier.
"Be quiet, guys! I can't drive while you are…"
CRASH.
X accidentally crashed the car to a lamppost. There it was, the car.
"Is everybody okay?" X asked.
"I'm fine." Zero replied.
"Same here." Axl said.
They all busted the door open.
"Great! Now what should we do? We are SO damn screwed if Alia knows about this!" Zero yelled.
"Hey, if it weren't for you two, this wouldn't have happened." X warned.
"The less she knows about this, the better." Axl muttered as he kicked the car.
"Whatever, let's go buy a dish washer before she calls and suspects anything." X suggested.
One luck came to them, as the shop was right beside them.
After they bought one dish washer…
"Okay, so how are we going to get back? We don't have a car." Zero wondered.
"We'll teleport." X suggested.
They teleported back with the dish washer.
"X! Zero! Axl! You cane back!" Alia happily greeted.
She looked at the new shiny dish washer…
"I don't think she noticed that yet." Axl whispered.
"Say, where's my car?" Alia questioned.
"Um… you see Alia, your car um… uh…" Zero muttered.
"It's not broken, is it?" She asked.
"N-no! Of course not!" Axl lied.
"Then where is it?" Alia wondered.
'Great, moron… we got no excuse.' Zero thought about Axl.
"Um… someone took it away from us when we were there!" X lied.
"What? Tell me more." Alia demanded.
"Uh… we'll get it back! Later, Alia!" X called and teleported.
Zero and Axl also joined in.
"Damn it, NOW what are we gonna do? We are screwed!" Zero complained as they looked at the ruins of the broken car.
"Calm down, Zero." X said, "We can put this in only one place we can think of."
"In the waterfall?" Axl guessed.
"No, then she'll suspect more." X replied.
Suddenly, Zero had an idea.
X, Zero, and Axl lifted the heavy car, but wyhat slowed them down was that snow covered their feet.
"What's your plan?" X groaned.
"Just follow me and you'll be fine." Zero moaned.
They were near a large ski mountain, which was very far away. X, Zero, and Axl put, no, LOCKED the car on a tree. Then Zero teleported back to his room in the HQ and brought back some of Sigma's body parts.
"You think this would work?" X wondered.
"Most likely yes, because at least I'm smarter than HIM." Zero pointed at Axl.
"Why you #$!#$$#$!#!" Axl swore.
"Get what I mean?" Zero said.
The three Hunters teleported back to the HQ.
"Did you find my car yet?" Alia asked as the Hunters arrived.
"Yeah, it was-"
On the TV…
"Ladies and gentlemen, this just in, we found the three famous Maverick Hunters, X, Zero, and Axl, putting a car on a huge tree, with Sigma's body on it. Could this be that they are THIEVES?"
Alia turned and glared at the three.
"What did you do…?" She scolded.
"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n—n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n"Axl stuttered.
"NOTHING? COME BACK HERE!" Alia shoted as the Hunters ran away from her.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" X yelled as Alia chased them once more.
X, Zero, and Axl decided to stay in a hotel for that night to hide away from Alia. They picked three rooms for each. That was, until Alia came and see them, but X, Zero, and Axl went upstairs to their rooms to lock the doors.
Alia, tired, went back to the HQ.
"Do you think she left?" Axl wondered as they hid in X's room and went out.
"I hope so. Let's go to our rooms." Zero muttered.
Sorry if this chapter bored you (or not), and sorry for just taking one of the voter's choice, but since no one voted much, and that (s)he voted first, I took this one (Choice D)