Summary: A mysterious stranger takes Edward Elric and deposits him in the DBZ world.
Disclaimer: This is a 2-parter. So if you've forgotten the previousdisclaimer, go back and read it.
it walks alone: (comes back with very satisfied look on her face)
freakinCRAZY: (walking after her) (collapse) gasp choke die
IWA: (sits down)
BritKit: Upside down question mark... tu... crees... question mark... dash... do... you... think... so... question mark...
IWA: Are you still doing Spanish homework?
BK: Upside down exclamation point... yup... crap!
IWA: What?
BK: (erases madly) I wrote "yup" instead of "Yo lo se"...
IWA: ...Uh-huh.
Mordecai: You know we have Monday off after break?
BK: (still erasing) Whoopde freakin wee-hah.
IWA: Hey that's my line!
BK: (scribble scribble) Upside down exclamation point... yo... lo... se... exclamation point... I'm sorry, what was that?
IWA: -.- Nevermind.
BK: Eh, okay... de... repente... dashthing... suddenly...
IWA: (sigh)
FC: (BELCH) (stands up) I feel much better!
IWA: I thought you were dead.
FC: NOPE! WhadidImiss? Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh?
IWA: o.o I'm scared.
M: (shocked look) I forgot!
IWA: Forgot what?
FC: (stops bouncing)
M: Target sells kosher Pepsi! They use kosher sugar in it!
BK: (starts listening at the wrong moment) Wait... What the HELL?
M: People sell it on EBAY!
BK: (goes back to homework) People sell everything on ebay.
FC: Including tickets to the Sun!
IWA: (getting hyper) One-way tickets to the Sun!
BK: El... heroe... dashything... hero...
M: Hurricane. Force winds!
IWA: Weeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehe!
M: Back to the news!
IWA: (bounces)
M: Mmm carrots.
BK: El... slash... la... ladron parenthesisonaparenthesis... dashthinger... thief...
FC: Are you accusing me of being a THIEF?
BK: ...Rescate... dasherthing... to... rescue... HAH! Done! (looks up to see IWA bouncing off walls, M hyperbabbling, and FC competing with herself as to how loud she can burp) ... ...Right then. I guess it's up to me.
IWA: (Bouncebouncebounce)
BK: IWA does not own FMA or DBZ and never will. Which brings me to my point!
IWA: (Bouncebouncebounce)
BK: If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it!
Review Responses:
Vyrexuviel: (growls) You aren't afraid of snakes, are you, brother?
WildfireDreams: Thank you! (glomps)
Some Lazy Baka: Thankyouthankyouthankyou! (glomps as well, not having let go of WildfireDreams yet) Nice name, too.
Suuki-Aldrea: Updating, faithful reviewer!
IWA: (lets go of the suffocating reviewers) Yes, this is the finale, as you can tell by the chapter title, if you've bothered to check. It's also very short. The only way I could've make it longer would have been to drag it on and make it boring. At least to me, anyway. If you want to know when I post the sequel, you'll just have to put me on your "Author Alert" list, because I'm not gonna tell you the title! Nyah! Wait, does that make any difference? Or any sense?
IWA: Wow, the disclaimer and everything else is longer than the actual chapter! (gasps)
"Speaking" Thoughts (Me to you) "Telephone or other such communication device"
Last time:
"THANK YOU!" Bulma yelled from her perch atop Vegeta, who was standing there glaring at anyone and anything.
C Trunks pouted. "But I wanna keep him..."
Chapter 13: Finale
Sergeant Brosh was walking down a (random) hall in the military headquarters. He noticed the doors to Colonel Mustang's office. (So it wasn't a random hallway...) He was going to just pass by, but there were some very loud noises coming from in there, so he decided to check it out.
He opened the door a bit and stuck his head in.
He froze.
He backed away and closed the door.
"..."
"Lieutenant Colonel Hughes!" he yelled, running down the hall to said officer's, well, office.
On the way, he passed by the lounge.
He paused and leaned back to look through the open doorway.
Hughes, Mustang, Armstrong, and Riza were in the lounge, drinking tea/coffee/water/etc.
"Lieutenant Colonel Hughes!" Sergeant Brosh called. They all looked up. "...Colonel Mustang? COLONEL MUSTANG! Your office is being overrun by animals!"
"I know," Mustang replied calmly, sipping his coffee.
"And they're every—wait, you KNOW?"
"Yes."
"..."
"The Z-Senshi sent the local zoo through and they're waiting for them to climb on my desk so they can take them back. I've been temporarily relocated here."
"Oh. Um... Okay?"
Mustang shrugged. "There's nothing I can do about it."
Hughes nodded. "Yeah. All we can do is hope the animals don't break his desk... again."
Mustang glowered. "They'd better not. That's my FOURTH DESK!"
Armstrong and Riza nodded serenely.
Sergeant Brosh looked very scared.
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A few days later, Mustang went back to his office to check and see if the zoo was gone yet. He stopped outside the doors and listened, pressing one ear to the door.
There was silence.
Satisfied as to that point, Mustang cautiously opened the door and peeked in.
Ed was sitting on his desk, which was piled high with teetering towers of paper, rifling through some more which were piled on his lap. Al was sitting off to the side.
The elder Elric looked up, having heard the door open.
"Hey, Mustang. I'm back."
Mustang stared at his formerly-organized desk in despair. "So I've noticed."
Ed grinned.
"Fullmetal, get off my desk."
"Why?"
"Get OFF."
"Why?"
"I don't need ANOTHER one destroyed."
Ed was very confused. "Another? How many have you gone through?"
"That's my FOURTH DESK. Get OFF."
Ed's eyes widened. "Fourth? Really?"
"Yes. And Hawkeye had to buy it and organize it after she turned my LAST one into Swiss cheese."
Ed paled. "Oh shit! She's gonna kill me!"
"Yes, Fullmetal. IF she finds out. Put everything back the way you found it before she checks and she won't. I wont say anything."
Ed started to shove papers into random drawers.
Mustang rolled his eyes.
"Fullmetal."
Ed stopped and looke up.
"She WILL check. Organize it."
The rest of the color in Ed's face drained away.
"Oh crap..."
Mustang smirked, turned, and left Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, to his fate, just as First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye passed him on her way into his office.
Pause.
"EDWARD!"
Mustang's smirk grew as he walked down the hall.
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It's finally done! I meant to add some sort of bad guy, but there was a perfect ending spot here, so any evil dude will be featuredin the sequel. It will be coming out sometime in the future, I promise, but since it's in the Hagaren world and I'm stuck learning about FMA through the manga since I don't have cable and can't watch anime (sobs), I'll be waiting to learn more about the Homunculi and the Hagren world in general before I post the next story. And yes, even though the first two chapters of the sequel are done, I won't be telling you the title, because that would give everything away.
P.S. - It will also have Alchemy and Saiyans-esk disclaimers, since BritKit will still be my muse, so if you've been looking forward to those, don't worry. (Vyrexuviel!)
Anywho, ja ne!
it walks alone