Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or its characters, but I do own this story.
recap:
"I dare you to touch Ayame innopropriatly for five minutes."
(A/N I'm evil, arn't I)
"WHAT!" Ayame was shocked.
"Its not like you didn't want him to touch you before." Kogome said with a smile.
"But there are people around!"
"Then use the bathroom!"
Kouga and Ayame went upstairs and went into the bathroom, meanwhile...
"I'm getting bored," said Shippo, putting down his crayons.
"Yea, same here," said Rin, sighing, "hey, wasn't that Kouga and Ayame?"
"Yea, lets follow them!"
They followed them to the bathroom, only to see the most disturbing thing a child can see at that age.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Chapter 4: Its Geting Wilder
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KOGOME! KOUGA AND AYAME ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHER IN THE BATHROOM!" Shippo screamed, "Kogome?"
He saw a topless Kogome, then turned a nice shade of red.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Thats going to take a few years of therapy" said Jakotsu, "hell, I'm still on therapy for that, why do you think that I'm gay."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"You saw you're mom nude!"
"Yea, but I also saw..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AHHHH, WE DID NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!"
"I'm just saying wat I saw."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shippo then ran upstairs, the image forever burned into his memory.
Shippo bumped into Koga and Ayame on the way to Kagome's room.
"Whats with all the screamin'," Koga said, "can't we do our buisness in peace?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Shippo reached Kagome's room, and hid in a corner, went to fetal position and chanted "find my happy place, find my happy place..."
"Hey Shippo," Rin asked, "what do you think this is?" She held out a bag full of playgirls.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Oh great, they've found my dirty magazines. sigh."
Shippo then ran to Souta's room, and hid under the bed.
"Hey, wats this?" he pulled out a magazine and went through it." "Well, at least these arn't guys or Kagome or Sango." (can you guess what it is)
Shippo then went back to Kagome's room, grabbed a dirty magazine, then went downstairs.
"Sesshomaru, truth or dare?" he asked
"Dare, I don't fear you."
Shippo smirked, "I dare you to look at every picture in this book for 5 seconds each," he revealed the Playgirl, "and keep a straight face"
(a/n im rotflmao, im rotflmao)
Fluffy's face paled
"Shippo, where did you get that?" Kagome asked.
"Your room."
"Who cares, this is better than any torture I can think of." said Inuyasha.
"Oh, Miroku," Shippo said,smirking, handing the monk the Playboy, "same thing with this, and nothing perverted."
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Am I evil or what?
gimme suggestions for the next chappie, plz