Commercials!
I was gonna make a RuroKen fanfic, but its not coming along very fast, so one night I decided to make a couple of commercials for in between this show. Who knows, it might be fun.
So I did, and it was! I just hope you have as much fun reading it as I did creating it.
R&R people, there are so many out there who won't read stories without reviews and it's a darn shame. Its also a shame on those who like the story but won't take 1 minute to let me know. You have no idea how much critiques mean to me, even if you only thought it was okay or downright horrible. No flames though k?-
Taka
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If you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar….
Kanzeon: Then don't come to heaven. It's a downright boring place okay! Can I get a hallelujah?
Nataku: Hallelujah?
Kanzeon: Instead, come the new apartment complex called Inubaka (dog poo) a wonderful little place nestled between the Okao mountains and the Pit of DESPAIR! Muahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha! –Ahem- anyway, it's got some cool yukai detectors to sense those stupid little termite demons that like to eat houses and such.
It'll be interesting to watch anyway, right Jeroushin?
Jeroushin: Yes… my Laordy (combination of Lady and Lord)
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-We hear a deep, very telemarketer-type voice- "Now we all know that Shangai- La is not the easiest place to survive in…
Angry townspeople in front of the smoking ruins of their village: "Ya got that right!"
-" So now there is a new range of books to help. Besides regular books for dummies there are special addition book. First there is How to Handle/Care for Your Jeep/Dragon; For Dummies by Cho Gonou"-
Hakkai: "I thought we were supposed to change it to Hakkai! I'm taliking to my editor about this!"
"And we'll let him tell you more about it…"- The voice said hastily.
Hakkai: "Yes, thank you. As I was saying this book is by Cho Hakkai. Handling/Caring for Your Jeep/Dragon; For Dummies is the perfect book if you own or would like to own a dragon of Hakuryu' s sort. It covers everything you need to know. Their diet, habits, and ways of communication are detailed. Also it shows you how best to get along and work together. It even has a section on driving. "
Gojyo: "Are you sure you're qualified to teach driving, Hakkai?" (very skeptical)
Hakkai: "And you don't need to be a Dummy to read it! (Huge and very sincere smile. Aw, isn't he cute) Thank you. "
-"Next we have How to Entertain Yourself When Inconsolably Bored in Heaven For Dummies by someone under the pen name 'Great and Merciful Goddess'" -
Kanzeon: It's full of great tips and comes from long and in-depth experience on my part. I've used quite a few of them So now all of you in Heaven can buy this fabulous book by a fabulous author to whittle away the eternities. Or you can do what my dear nephew Konzen did and get yourself reincarnated…"
"Its great for both the guys and the girls. (I should know)."
-"Well that was interesting. Next we have How to Pick Up Hot Chicks of Any Kind For Dummies by the Perverted kappa?"-
Gojyo: "Dammit Goku! I told you not to write on my book! Get over here Baka Saru! Itai! Hakuchi! Lemme at him!"
Goku: " Ugh that book is disgusting.. I (he blushes) mumble mumble. (WHACK) Ahhhh Gojyo you jerk!"
-"Well thank you… Um, well its just one in a long and prodigios series. Other titles include: How to Become a High-Ranking Buddhist Priest by Complete Accident For Dummies, Bringing Back a huge Dead Monster of a Demon with a Bunny Doll For Dummies, How to Overlook Evil Scientist And Bunny Doll While having a Bad-hair Century, and finally Destroy Everything In Your Path But still Not Hit the Target For Dummies (by Lirin).
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Are you tired of not being able to control you demonic powers? Do you want a more peaceful life style. Are normal power limiters just not working for you or are they unbearably unfashionable?
Then boy do we have the thing for you. If you're tired of treating humans as snacks then come on down to the Scared Villager's Against Minus Waves store and we'll get you fixed up right way.
Demon: (He's laying on a sofa with a very dzed and idiotically happy smile on his face.) Man do I feel so much better now. In fact, I'd like to help people out. (Demon goes berserk and starts killing everything in sight.)
Warning. Side effects may include but are not limited to induced euphoria, drooling, couch-potato behavior, commas, random muttering, newfound and uncharacteristic love of hugs, sparkly eyes.
Warning. May be liable to wear off. Not guaranteed. May be illegal in some countries. Spontaneous combustion possible. (Means you could blow up randomly).
Warning. Not for those who are pregnant, rabid, have diabetes, or who already have power limiters.
Note- Will not work on humans. This means no putting them on rambunctious children or prisoners of state.