Disclaimer: I...do...not...own...FY!
AN: YAY! A new chapter...but this was just so fun to write, I couldn't help but continue! No freakin' bloody angst!(yet..)
Grr...whaddaya know? Hotohori's eyes ARE somewhat gold...to weird...(aww, you know I'm full of it...I like golden eyes..) so, in this they're golden-brown(fits in better)
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Chapter 2:Super Size that Order!
"I said my name's not-" He started irritably, then glared up where she was pointing, and broke off in a vile curse, as he swerved out of the way just in time.
"Watch the road!"
"I am!" He snapped, as the cell phone clattered to the floor.
Biting off a curse, he leaned over and started fishing for the cell phone among the trash.
"You're not watching!"
"I am too!" He insisted, "My eyes are on the road!"
Muttering to himself, he leaned further down to search for it, inadvertantly turning the car toward oncoming traffic again.
"TASUKI!"
"My name IS NOT TASUKI!" He growled, swerving in and out of traffic like a mad man.
"You're crazy!"
"You are!"
"I'm not the one driving into oncoming traffic!"
"But ya are the one distractin' me!"
"I think that's 'Anthony's fault!"
"Ya only wish!"
"You're right! It's all your fault! If you'd just leave that stupid phone alone, we'd be fine!"
"No way! I ain't got squat for weekday minutes!"
"We're about to be squat if you don't get out of the path of that bus!"
"I can't!" He cried, "There's no room to go back to our side!"
"Then go the other way!" She barked, seizing the steering wheel, and sending them two lanes deeper
"Ya crazywoman! We're gonna die!" he howled, eyes wide and panicked.
"Not if you get your rear into that parking lot!"
Without another word, he flew into thenearbyparking lot and screechedto a halt at the nearest parking spot.
The both of them sat breathless a moment, hearts still pumping wildly.
Tasuki was the first to recover. "GET OUT!"
"You can't just kick me out!"
"Look! There's a motel!" He said, pointing out at a dilapitated 'Holiday motel; near them.
"This is what Yui reserved?"
"She didn't reserve anythin'!" He growled, "And she ain't payin' me enough ta diewatchin' ya!"
Giving him a withering glare, she grabbed her backpack and slammed the truck door behind her.
"Ya break the window an' ya buyin' it!"
"Stuff it!" she snapped
"Ya ungrateful wench!"
"Stuck up jerk!" She shot back, sticking her tongue out at him as he sped off.
Stupid, STUPID jerk! You're LUCKY I think you might be Tasuki's reincarnation!
Fuming and grumbling under her breath, she stormed into the motel office building
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"What was that about?" The man asked
"Crazy, stupid girl almost got me killed!"
There was an amused silence from the other side of the phone.
"Don'tcha' dare say it."
"Wasn't that the way you met your last girlfriend?" He asked, ignoring the other's warning.
"She did not steer me inta traffic!"
"...How old is she?"
"How should I know?" He growled. "...Maybe 18 or 19..."
"Is she good looking then?"
"I-I don't know!"
"Mmm...thought so. Just your type."
"I don' wanna psychooriental chick!"
"I seem to remember Mina threw cutlery instruments at you...she was two or three grilfriends back, right?"
"Four."he corrected, "An' I did miss her birthday..."
"Five times"
"That's not the point!" he snapped
"Of course..." The voice said knowingly, "Shall I send out the invitations, then?"
"What?"
"You don't want Brad coming, right?"
"Whatcha' goin' on about?"
"The bachelor's party."Anthony said, "Thought I'd make a pre-emptive strike this time."
"ANTHONY!"
"Oh, right...not Daniel, either...silly me."
"She's already got a boyfriend!"
"And that has stopped you...when before?"
"I ain't goin' out with her, and I sure as heck ain't marryin' her!"
"How considerate of you to leave her to me...but you know I'm not into women as much as you are."
"What woman are ya tryin' to impress over there, ya liar!"he snapped, "And you can have her if ya want her!"
"She sounds far too much like your type for me.."
"That didn't stop ya from stealin' my other girlfriends!"
"Other, hmm? Well...the papers are all but signed now, aren't they?"
"I'm jes hangin' up now."
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"Oh...really?" She sighed.
"I'm sorry, but it is exam season."
"Really?"
"Uhh...yes, of course."
"When will you be free?"
There was a pause. "What about Saturday?"
"Sounds good."
"Well, I have to go now..."
"Tell Taka I love him for me!"
There was no answer before Yui hung up.
Miaka sighed as she lay back on the bed. Saturday's two days from now...What should I do until then? I already slept through yesterday, and lounged the morning away today...Not too much to do here in...where is it? Massachusetts? I guess I'll go to Mattdonalds...or...Mcdonalds...that's what it's called here, right?
Shrugging, she rolled out of bed, and headedfor the door. While my life was flashing before my ears yesterday, I thought I noticed aMcdonalds across the street...
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"Why'd you have to go and say something like that?"
"I didn't say that youwere coming!"She said, sitting near hi,. "Don't worry, she's my best friend,I can handle her!"
"...Are you sure?" He sighed, "It's been 3 years..."
"Taka...stop worrying..." She insisted, patting him on the arm, "Miaka's as thick as a brick!"
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She let out an exasperated sigh as she claimedthe sanctuary of Mcdonalds.
American drivers are insane! and I thought Tasuki was crazy...
"Aw...not you!"
Surprised, Miaka glanced up at the voice. Standig behiind the cash register, decked out in a 'Mickey D's' uniform was Tasuki, a scowl on his face.
"This is your office!" She laughed.
"You gave her that line?" A customer laughed, "Honestly, Logan, I'm surprised you ever get any women!"
"So, his name's Logan, eh?" She said.
"He didn't even tell you?" He asked, glancing over at her.
"I was a little too busy not getting killed to introduce myself!"
She didn't have a chance to reply to him, as she looked up at the customer. Her heart froze as their eyes met, those golden-brown eyes...that long hair...that smile...that silky voice and sultry unconscious posture.
Hotohori?
Recognition flared in his eyes, and he glided over to her, eyes neverleaving hers. "I've seen you before...in my dreams...the Juliet who--"
He was cut off by a cup full of ice bouncing off the back of his head. He blinked a few times, putting on a show of awkward semi-irritation.
"Whatta stupidline!"Tasuki, or rather, Logan, growled. "Get a new one already!"
He gave Tasuki an overly innocent smile, blinkingseveral times. "Whateverdo you mean? Can you not tell my Shakespearian gift comes from the heart?"
"Yah, that or too many years in college!"
She raised a bemused eyebrow, "You've beome a womanizer?'
"'Become'?" Tasuki/Logan laughed, "Anthony was born flirtin' with the nurse!"
"You're Anthony?" She said, taken aback.
"Alas...I was the cause of your near-flattening..." He sighed, bowing. "But at least I willingingly gave you my name."
"Ya just want in her skirt!" Logan shot back
"I do not!" He gasped, scandilized. "If I did, I'd have told her my number--which is 867-5309, and casually bring up in conversation how I make 400 grand a month!"
Miaka broke out into peals of laughter. "I do have a boyfriend, you know!"
Logan smirked across the register. "Aw...don't mean much to His Royal Highness over there..."
"Wh-who?" She gasped, glancing over at 'Anthony'
Logan laughed, "Ah...it's what we call 'im, since he's got a king-sized ego!"
'Anthony' pointedly ignored Logan's comment, and turned back to her. "So...Logan tells me you're staying in that motel across the street?"
"U-um..."
Ch2 end
AN: guys...you do know what that number is...right? Good...now don't ring the poor girl anymore.
I apologize for Hotohori's semi oocness...I just got his personality from looking at that picture of him in a brown tuxedo...lol...weird, I know...
Yusagi Sombermoon