Hey guys. LadyKida here. Just thought I'd have a bit of fun with our fave SG team. MWAHAHAHAHA. I only intend this to be a chap or two long but hey I may go over board. Lol

Disclaimer: I own nothing! Not even a paperclip.

Chapter one:

"It's dark in here" says a mystery voice

"Yes sir, it tends to be that way when hiding in a cupboard. You see the…mmphh…" another voice started but was promptly stopped by a hand over the mouth.

"Can it Carter. Do you really want him to find us?"

"Sorry sir"

"How long do you think this will take?"

"Sir you've only been in here for.." looking as her watch (it has a small light) "..5 minutes"

"Right."

---Several minutes later---

"Carter?" voice we now know as the illustrious Jack O'Neil

"Hey! That's with two L's"…(A/N: oops sorry! O'Neill, gives cookies)

"Much better" says jack nodding his head, though we cannot see this due to the fact that it is dark

"Uhh…sir? Who are you talking to?"

"The author duh" earning only a skeptical look directed at his sanity

"So why are you hiding in my cupboard sir? There are plenty of other places to hide. I mean how do you know that I'm not it?"

"Uhh…well firstly I thought you might want some company, you know the base is BIG, HUGE in fact, what are the chances that he'll find us BOTH here, and secondly your not are you?"

"Sorry sir"

"Shit! That's the last time I try and do a nice thing for you!" he said as she whacked him on the arm and bolted for the door, jack hot on her heels. The plan had worked.' Now to find Daniel and Teal'c before jack does' thought carter. As a way to give the staff of the SGC that were posted over the Christmas break, General Hammond had ordered a mass game of 'tag' on several levels of the base. Although meant for fun, his excuse was a military tactical style drill. Now back to Jack and Sam.

"I'm sorry sir!" Sam yelled before jumping into an elevator and closing the doors just before he could reach them.

Quickly getting off at the next level, Sam ran down the corridor to where she knew Daniel and Teal'c would be. It was time to put 'the plan' into action.

I know its short but that's the way I'm going to keep it! Mwahahaha, don't worry I'll update tomorrow, maybe even today if your lucky. Just what IS this plan anyway….

Mwah, love

LadyKida