A Christmas switch
Hey! Well, this chapter is a bit more hilarious. And I added another trouble that InuYasha and Kagome must face. Please no flames. Hope you enjoyed it
"InuYasha...Are you done in there? Come on. It isn't that hard." Kagome was knocking on her bathroom door for the fifth time.
"AAAAHHHH! What in the world is wrong with me!" He bellows
"What's going on? Why are you scr-oh no...InuYasha! You have to ell me what's going on. Or else I can't be sure on what's happening to you." Kagome had a thought. "Please it better be not what I think it is."
In a dungeon, in the feudal era
"Why is Kagome screaming?"
"Actually Shippo, its InuYasha remember. The wizard told us that they changed bodies. And I don't know why they're screaming. Miroku replies.
"Wait a minute..." Sango thought
"Hey. Inu-I mean Kagome just entered. What are they saying?" Shippo asks again.
"Lets see. Kagome is panicking...InuYasha it waving his arms around. Now InuYasha is talking, Kagome is twitching, and InuYasha is reaching something from a small box."
"Ahh. Um- why don't we-uh-help the wizard with his potion!" Sango persuades the boys, trying to get them away before they find out anything else.
"Sango...Why are you jumpy? What is that thing InuYasha is getting from that box? " Shippo questioned
"I can make out some of the words that they are saying..." the monk leans closer to the barrel.
" ... Miroku! You can't..."
"Can't what? Is there something that you didn't want us to know?" Miroku asks in a very devious tone
"Uhh..."
In the modern era
Both InuYasha and Kagome came out of the bathroom. InuYasha was twitching all over, and Kagome tries to contain her laughter from Inuyasha's reaction.
"Now remember what I said okay."
"Er- em -d-that-thing-I..."
"InuYasha...It's okay. Um let's go and eat some x-mas cookies!" She said, trying to change the subject.
"Uh-uh-so t-that explains why you're g-grouchy some-t-times." InuYasha kept twitching
"Kagome! InuYasha! I made Christmas cookies!" Kagome's mom shouts from the kitchen
"Hey Kagome...How come you're twitching?" she asks with concern
"Ah..." was all InuYasha could say
Kagome knew that she had to do something, so once again; she had to think up a quick plan.
"Wait. Why don't we sing Christmas carols from house to house?"
"InuYasha...That's...a...Great Idea!" Kagome's mom said in a joyful mood. "I'll get the song lyrics! Now you two get changed." She quickly left the room, humming "the twelve days of Christmas" song.
"That was a close one." Kagome gave herself an imaginary pat on the back.
"InuYasha...Stay here, I'll pick out some clothes for you."
"Huh?"
"Since we're stuck like this for a while, I have to choose the clothes for you. And I'll find something for me."
"Hey, Keep that Kimono on. I don't want you making me look weird."
Once Kagome heard this, she had an idea in her mind. "Fine. I'll keep the kimono on, but I'm still looking for an outfit for you."
"I told you. I don't know anything." Sango lied
"Yes you do. Why didn't you want us to hear what they're saying?" Miroku asks
"It's very wrong to hear other people's conversation." She made up another excuse
"You always hear InuYasha and Kagome's conversations."
"Yah, but still, we shouldn't hear their private conversations anymore."
"You're lying. Now tell us the truth."
"Would you two stop bickering? I can't concentrate!" Morimoto shouts out and accidentally pointed his wand at them. An electric bolt shot out and hit both the monk and the demon slayer. They both began to glow; white lights began to swirl around them. Then the lights stop. Miroku and Sango are gone but in their place are two little dogs.
"Uh-oh." Was all the wizard could say
"Just great...Now we have to turn them back to normal as well! Nice move Morimoto." Said an angry Tori
"Hey, they started it,"
The two dogs stood still. One of them moves behind the other. The dog that was in front yelps and spun around. The same dog that yelped scratches the dog that was behind it. (Bet you know what's happening)
"This is going to take awhile." Tori said in despair
"Meow" Kilala agrees.
"No."
"Please...InuYasha...only for a few minutes?"
"No! You're not putting these stupid antlers or this Santa hat on. I'll look like an idiot."
"It's too late for that." Kagome said to herself
"And I'm not going to sing!"
"InuYasha...Sit Boy!" Kagome screams without realizing it
The beads around her neck started to glow, and the beads became heavier and heavier. They became so heavy that she couldn't hold on any longer and slams face down on the ground.
InuYasha grin at the sight. He had an evil idea. (If you've seen the Grinch that stole christmas, Inuyasha had a smile similar to the grinch when he was planning something evil.)
"Oh Kagome...sit girl."
Kagome slams down on the ground again.
"Hey. This is very addicting."
"Don't you dare..." Kagome gave him a threatening look.
"Sit girl! Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit- sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit- sit-sit-sit- sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-
sit-sit- sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit- sit-sit-sit- sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit-sit- SIT!" He yells out.
There was a big gaping hole in the living room now...Kagome weakly climbs out of the hole and slams on the ground. "Maybe I should ease InuYasha's sits a little more." Kagome thought
"Ha ha. That was fun."
"InuYasha, you'll pay for this. Look what you did! You made a big hole in the floor!"
"Ah geese- relax, We'll cover it then later we can fix it." InuYasha grabs a nearby rug and pulls it over the hole. "Dang Kagome...You're weak."
"Really, then how do explain the si-uh-the beads then."
"That old hag, Kaede put that stupid spell on me."
"Yah but I can always tame you, just like a cute little puppy."
InuYasha gave her an icy glare.
"Or...not...hehe." she laughed nervously.
"Come on InuYasha, Let's go outside, my mother's waiting."
"All right. But I'm not singing."
Both InuYasha and Kagome left the living room and went out the door where Kagome's mother was waiting.
After they left, Kagome's grandfather walked in holding two very fragile bottles of sake. "Finally. I get to relax and have a drink of sake." He kept walking with a cheerful grin, but what he didn't know is that he was about to walk into the covered up hole created by InuYasha and Kagome. He put one foot in and the carpet sank under his foot. "Yaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" he screams. He let go of his sake and it soars over his head and lands on top of him. Now he's inside the hole, covered by the living room carpet and what's left of his sake.
"Oh! Why everything must dear to me must always break!" he whines
Hey! Hope you liked it. And the bathroom thing was an Idea from my cousin. Next chapter, everyone will sing Christmas carols! Anyway, no flames, it's the holidays and we should be polite to each other. Any way, have a lovely vacation. See yah!