The 12 Days of GaaNaru Christmas

IV. Four Calling Birds

It has been an odd morning to say the least. Gaara had had the strangest daydream just sitting on his parlor chair. He dreamt that he was away in Konoha on "business" again and he wasn't given the best suite in the hotel. They were all booked so he was forced to stay at the Hokage's house in the guest room. He believed that Naruto had forgotten that he was there because he went to fetch a glass of water around midnight. This is where the dream turned weird.

Naruto was dancing around his kitchen, very much naked. He was covered in flour and egg and sprinkles and it mixed together in some sort of batter. The Hokage was singing at the top of his lungs about baking for his lover. The song changed to going to war with the Kazekage, and Gaara realized that was him. Yet, the tune of the song was still the same. And Naruto was still naked so Gaara, no matter how hard he tried, couldn't remove his eyes from the naked dancing body of the Hokage. And truth be told it was just a dream and he didn't want to anyway. Then Naruto threw batter at him. And Gaara grabbed some and threw it back.

From there on out, he didn't want to think of the dream because it turned rather sexual with licking and biting and nibbling… and fondling.

Gaara shook his head. He was supposed to be handing out missions. What would he tell these little genins when they asked him why he wasn't talking to them? "Oh, that's because your Kazekage is daydreaming about the Hokage naked and doing dirty things to him. That's all. He's your mission. Go and help this old man on his oil rig in the middle of the desert. Hopefully you die out there and never come back so you can't tell anyone what I just told you." Yes, that would go over well in the village.

And the usual package came around the usual time. It was the same paper only wrapped as a bag and tied with a large bow. A card was attached to the outside then. A genin team and their jounin instructor waited patiently while their Kazekage opened the card. On the front of the card was a picture of Naruto in Sexy no Jutsu form. Gaara snickered. Inside the card read:

Gaara-sama,

My present to you is tastier. Enjoy. By the way, THIS MEANS WAR.

You do realize that right?

Love, Your Favorite Hokage

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When Gaara opened the package, he found a pile of cookies with rainbow sprinkles. The Kazekage nearly fell over with a nosebleed. His dream! He made a strange gurgling noise as he remember where Naruto baking cookies similar to these had led to. The jounin instructor jumped to his feet in alert.

"Kazekage-sama! Are you alright? What is it?"

"Konoha and Suna are now at war."

The three genins jumped to their feet, "WHAT?"

"We must make the best present EVER to give to the Hokage!"

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