Looks like I'm back to my Yu Yu Hakusho obsession. BUT I DON'T OWN YYH OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS AND IF YOU THINK I DO YOU HAVE MAJOR MENTAL ISSUES!

sorry for the rudeness, please read on!


Chapter 1

Yusuke leaned around the tree he was hiding behind and watched the two girls walk past him. They were a year older than him and he had to admit they were pretty good-looking.

"Man, Urameshi, they sure are cute," Kuwabara whispered into his ear.

Yusuke smiled at him. Their orders from Koenma had been to bring him the taller, brown haired girl, but it would be hard to get her with her friend nearby.

"Let's just take both of them and sort it out later," Hiei growled into his other ear.

"Fine," he whispered, "follow me."

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Risty woke up in a hard chair in a strange room. Her arms and legs were tied tightly to the chair, and no matter how hard she struggled she couldn't escape.

"Let me outta here!" she yelled, struggling against her bonds. "Come out here!"

"Would you please shut up?" a cool voice asked.

Risty turned to see a figure sitting on the windowsill. He was dressed in black and had black, spiked hair. I must admit, she caught herself thinking, he has good taste in colors.

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Kurama walked into Koenma's office carrying a black backpack and a guitar case with the word 'Rogue' on it. Yusuke looked at his friend and forced himself not to laugh.

"'Rogue'?" he asked. "Since when do you play the guitar and why does it say 'Rogue'?"

"It's not mine," Kurama explained, "I was supposed to meet two friends of mine but they didn't show up."

"So you're stuck carrying their stuff?" Kuwabara asked.

"It was that or let it get stolen," he answered. "And then someone would wind up getting killed."

The others in the room quickly fell silent. The silence was broken by Koenma walking into the office, and someone's voice coming through the open door.

"Wait a minute," Kurama stood walked out of the room with the back pack and guitar case.

Everyone followed him to the door where the yelling was coming from.

"Oh, her," Yusuke said, "Koenma told us to bring her in so we brought her and her friend. Her friend's been quiet but we can't get that one to stop yelling."

Kurama shook his head and walked into the room.

"Ris, would you please shut up?" he asked politely.

"Oh yeah sure, I'll shut up," the brown-haired, blue-eyed girl tied to the chair answered sarcastically. "Let's tie you up in a stupid chair in a fucking skirt and see how long you stay quiet!"

Kurama silently shook his head and began untying her wrists. As she untied her ankles he pulled a pair of jeans out of the back pack he still carried.

"Thank you," Risty snapped, taking the jeans from him and pulling them on under her skirt, and taking off the skirt. The jeans looked like they could have fit someone twice her size. The waist sat on her hips, the legs barely touched her skin, and the bottom of the jeans were worn and frayed from laying underneath her feet. She then proceeded to start unbuttoning her blouse.

"What are you doing!" Yusuke yelled.

"Chill Spirit Detective," she told him, pulling off the last of her school uniform and revealing a black, sleeveless shirt with a tiger and dragon circling each other. She shoved her school clothes into the back pack she took from Kurama and pulled out a variety of black belts. Choosing seven of them, she pulled one through all of the belt loops and fastened it so that the jeans were at her waist. The rest she put through one or two loops, allowing them to hang at different positions around her waist.

"So, before I kill someone, is there any specific reason I was just knocked out and tied to a chair?" she asked, her voice falsely sweet. "And where the Hell is Rogue?"

"She was with you?" Kurama asked.

"You mean the other girl?" Yusuke asked at the same time.

An angry girl with black hair and blue bangs marched into the room dragging an unconscious ogre by the hair. She dropped the ogre on the ground and stormed towards Risty.

"I was just tied to a chair and guarded by an ogre. Do you have any idea how degrading that is?" she yelled.

"Yeah," Risty answered sympathetically, "I at least got to be tied to a chair and guarded by one of the Spirit Detective idiots."

"Lucky little bitch," Rogue muttered.

"Though, you at least got to wear normal clothes."

"Oh, yeah, you were still wearing your school uniform."

"That's because this Spirit Detective idiot," Risty said, pointing at Kurama, "had my backpack."

Koenma walked into the room and cleared his throat, silencing the two girls. "You two, stay here. You four, come with me."

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei followed Koenma out of the room. Kurama stayed and looked at Risty and Rogue for some kind of explanation. Rogue walked up to him and snatched her guitar out of his hand before Risty pushed out of the room with the unconscious ogre.