I do not own the movie Two Can Play That Game, thoughmy parents' copy of it is in my room.


Chapter 6

"Sorry but you guys won't be able to spy on us anymore." Rogue said, running up to the group. "Kurama, can we borrow your Blockbuster card?"

"Yeah, why?"

"We're having a sympathy party for Shante."

"So she finally realized he was cheating on her?" Kurama asked.

"No. He dumped her for, as Risty put it, 'That little, blond ho.' Or as Shante so beautifully put it, 'That skinny little white bitch.'"

"So he finally left her." Dante muttered. "I think have some chocolate bars in my bag. I know they're good when I'm down." He walked off.

Kurama grimaced, Shante was a fox demon, they'd always gotten along rather well. He'd have to go make sure she was okay. "Come on." He told Rogue as he walked away.

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei followed him.

Behind the stage pavilion a group of girls (and Dante) were sitting in a small group. In the middle of the group a dark-skinned girl with black hair and black fox tail was leaning on Risty's shoulder, crying uncontrollably. Risty's right sleeve was completely soaked and a mountain of tissues sat next to them.

"He left me!" she wailed.

"I told you he was a good for nothing son of a bitch." Risty whispered soothingly.

"I know! That's why I feel so stupid! You all told me what he was doing and I didn't believe you!" Shante began crying harder.

Rogue crouched next to them. "Hey, why don't have a party like we did for Megumi when Josh left her?" she suggested. "We can eat junk food and play games and watch Two Can Play That Game and make fun of Risty."

Risty glared at her over Shante's head. Shante looked up at her.

"That would be nice. And we can light a bonfire in the back yard and burn all of his stuff with his favorite cheap wine."

"Risty hugged her. "Now you're talking my language. Everyone bring something. Megumi will bring the bonfire tin, and Rogue will get Two Can Play That Game. We'll meet at my house in an hour. Bring your fuzzy slippers."

Shante raised her voice. "And no slutty pajamas!"

She glanced at Risty who was looking everywhere but at Shante, whistling innocently.

"Ris!" Rogue yelled.

"What? Is there something wrong with whistling?"

"There is when someone's mentioning slutty pajamas!"

"Rogue, it's okay." Shante said, wiping her eyes. "I didn't mean Ris. She doesn't even wear pajamas.

The boys (except Hiei who just looked startled) yelled: "WHAT?"

"I wear a t-shirt and soccer shorts you pervs." Risty scolded. "Let's go."

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei looked at Kurama.

"What?" he asked.

"We were told to watch them," Yusuke told him. "So let's go watch them.

"You just want an excuse to sit in on a sleep-over, Urameshi." Kuwabara scolded.

"You don't want to be there." Kurama warned him. "I forgot once and they tied me to a chair with scrunchies while they did my hair, painted my nails, and covered me in make-up."

"That's not too bad." Yusuke stuttered.

"Then they took my picture and put it in the school newspaper."

"But you don't go to their school." Kuwabara pointed out.

"Oh, they sent us a few hundred copies."

Yusuke shuddered. "Okay then."