Karma: Remember how I said that Naruto's song is coming in Chapter 5? You DO? That's good, but now it's Chapter 6… Well, I thought it was SERIOUSLY unfair that Naruto has a team but Hinata doesn't. Yeah, well. Does now! The rest of them help her, and you already now Naruto's team but if you don't that's okay because I explain it ALL the way in chapter 6 (This story's going to have 17-18 chapters! Wish me luck!)
Disclaimer: NARUTO? ME? Oh dear…thank you! But, no…I don't own it!
Warning: Italics are the thoughts, like: 'KDZ is SO sweet!' thought Naruto, and I'm like: "Aw! Too cute!" (See that's regular talking! It's in normal font, so thoughts is Italics and talking and whatever is normal, got it? Get it? Good!)
Silent Tears- Chapter 3:
Guilt Trip
"IRUUUUUUUUUKA-SENSEIIIIIIII!" Naruto sang running into Iruka's classroom, while there ARE students in there.
"Naruto!" Iruka said turning around to see him, "Oh! Naruto! Our Television progress it going quite well!" Konohamaru yelled from the back of the classroom.
"Television? We have a movie theater…" Iruka said mystified about what on earth that Konohamaru was talking about.
"Good job!" Naruto said, saluting him. "What are you doing here? Are you in trouble? I'm not covering for you if you went back to your hooligan ways" Iruka said stubbornly.
"No, no, nothing like that" Naruto said waving his hand as if trying to erase what Iruka had said, "Then why are you interrupting my class?" Iruka asked even though he was trying to act stern, you could tell he sounded worried about the whole Naruto bursting in.
"I needed Advice, that's all" Naruto said shrugging, "About what? Is it something you can discuss with me in front of my class?" Iruka asked him, still sounding like a worried father (Aw! Sorry, back to the story!)
"Not in front of your class" Naruto said shaking his head, "How about over a bowl of Ramen?" Iruka asked Naruto.
"Fine" Naruto said shrugging, "Fine? Are you SURE your okay?" Iruka asked again. "Completely fine! See ya at Ichiraku Ramen Bar! GOOD LUCK WITH THE TELEVISION!" Naruto said turning away from Iruka to call to Konohamaru.
"HAI!" Konohamaru yelled back, "Bye!" Naruto said leaving the classroom. "Your son is LOUD," said a random kid.
"He's not my…anyways! On with the lesson! Anybody remember how to do Doppelgangers?" Iruka asked the students.
LATER ON THAT DAY!
"Naruto! I came as fast as I could!" Iruka said appearing out of nowhere, "Oh…it's okay…" Naruto said shrugging.
"I thought being late was one of your pet peeves?" Iruka asked him, "You don't leave us standing at a bridge for days and come back saying that a Amazon warrior women was trying to take you as a Husband" Naruto said shrugging.
'That was true…we had to send ANBU to look for Kakashi, oh well. No point dwelling in the past' Iruka thought, "What's wrong?" Iruka asked him sitting down. "It's a long story," Naruto said with a sigh, "I've got time," Iruka said shrugging. "I'll have a beef Ramen and he'll have Pork" Iruka told the man at the counter.
"That's all right?" Iruka asked him, "Cool…you know my favorite ramen…" Naruto said happily, "Uh. Well, we go out for Ramen a lot" Iruka pointed out.
"Oh. That's true" Naruto said sadly, He had been hoping that Iruka just knew his favorite Ramen…but he did anyways didn't he? Chef gave them their bowls of Ramen.
"Well, since your closest thing I have to a…um…I just for advice since, you've helped me before and was the first person to…accept me" Naruto whispered the last part, "So, what do you need advice about?" Iruka asked Naruto.
"It really IS a long story" Naruto said again, "Aren't you going to eat your ramen?" Iruka asked as he saw the untouched ramen bowl.
"I'm not hungry" Naruto said shrugging, "Are you DYING?" Iruka said staring at him in shock. "I'm not dying it's just that…"
(Assume that he told ALL about hospital, Sharingan, falling asleep, Hinata ECT.)
"And I feel…weird…" Naruto said softly finishing his long story, "I see…" Iruka said nodding. "Am I dying?" Naruto asked Iruka.
"Am I a doctor?" Iruka said sarcastically, "Touché" Naruto said. "Look, I'm pretty sure your just going through guilt right now because you hurt Hinata's feelings right? Don't worry…your probably not dying, but if you don't finish that Ramen…you'll have withdrawal symptoms" Iruka said pointing to his meal.
"Right" Naruto said staring his meal.
(Karma: W/E! That means 'Whatever', He eats his meal, says goodbye…the world goes on!)
"Bye Iruka-Sensei, I have to go! Now, that I KNOW its just Guilt…nothing to worry about" Naruto said waving goodbye, "I have to grade these papers anyways" Iruka said showing him the briefcase.
Naruto ran…all the way to…somewhere…nowhere to actually go now, sometimes. It's just good to go where the wind takes you, but apparently it was taking him to the bridge where Kakashi had made the dumb Amazon excuse.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Ino yelled angrily at the foot of the bridge, "AN IQ OVER 200 AND YOU CAN'T EVEN INVENT A TELEVISION!" Ino screeched at Shikamaru.
"Eh. Why would I invent something that's been invented?" Shikamaru said shrugging, "It hasn't been invented! A TELEVISION DOESN'T EXIST!" Ino shouted at him.
"Then HOW do you know the name Television? Hmm? KONOHA HAS A MOVIE THEATER! YOU SAW THE TELEVISION IN THAT MOVIE, RESCUE OF THE ICE PRINCESS!" Shikamaru yelled back.
"No need to yell" Ino muttered under her breath, "There is no television in that movie" Kakashi pointed out.
"Shh!" Shikamaru said but Ino had heard, "LIAR! There is NO television!" Ino shouted at him again, "Man." Shikamaru muttered as Ino went on and on.
"Hey guys…I thought that the Television progress was going good" Naruto said walking up to them, "I lied" Konohamaru said simply. "It's wicked to lie…" Ino said pointing at Konohamaru, "WHO ARE YOU PIPPI LONGSTOCKING? GET A LIFE, BARBIE!" Konohamaru shouted at her.
"Oh NO, You didn't!" Ino said angrily, but Konohamaru hid behind Kakashi. Kakashi just laughed as Shikamaru held her down.
"I can't believe he said that" Ino said calming down, "You know…I had a nightmare once…I was dumb…" Konohamaru said sadly, "Were you Shikamaru?" Ino said shooting Shikamaru a dirty look.
"I was you" Konohamaru said with a short laugh, "Let me get this straight…Operation I.T.T failed?" Naruto asked them.
"I.T.T?" Konohamaru asked, "Invent the Television" Naruto said with a superior smirk that you would usually see on either Sasuke or Neji's face.
"Acronyms" Kakashi and Shikamaru said together, "Yeah" Ino said fibbing as if she knew what they were talking about. "Guess you have nothing to do then?" Naruto asked them, "Nah! Nothing special…Konoha's dead boring again" Ino said sadly.
"Me too, I mean now that the funny feelings gone" Naruto said happily, "Funny Feeling?" Kakashi and Ino said again as their eyebrows raised in a cocky manner.
"Yeah…I felt so…I don't know…" Naruto said shrugging, "I see" Kakashi said with a laugh, "Looks like Konoha's no longer boring!" Ino said smiling.
"I don't understand" Naruto said as he looked to Konohamaru and Shikamaru for help, but they gave him the same damn cocky smile.
"What's going on?" Naruto said looking from all four of them, "YOUR IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE!" They all sang (Except Shikamaru, it's too troublesome!)
"NUH UH!" Naruto yelled, "UH HUH!" The three shouted back, "I'M GUILTY!" Naruto shouted at them, "GUILTY IN LOVE!" Kakashi sang happily. "Yeah!" Ino and Konohamaru chorused.
"Well. Do you think about her all the time…can't get her out of you're head…confused?" Shikamaru asked him as everyone stared at him as if he was mad.
"Now that I think about it…I've been thinking about her for a while…and I do feel confused…" Naruto muttered under his breath as everyone else started interrogating Shikamaru.
"What the hell did you just say?" Konohamaru asked him, "Don't talk like that!" Ino said angrily. "What are you talking about?" Konohamaru asked in a monotone as Ino grinned happily.
"I got it from a Make out Paradise book…Asuma made us read it when he was too embarrassed to tell us about 'growing up'" Shikamaru said with a sigh, as Ino nodded remembering that horrible class.
Kakashi grinned as he tried to give Shikamaru high five but Shikamaru just put his hands in his pocket not looking at he Jounin.
"UP HIGH!" Kakashi said with a grin, waving around his hand in front of Shikamaru's face.
"…"
"Aw! Be that way…but then I'm telling Asuma, that his precious "Chuunin" can't even do a proper high five, he'll make you do it for hours and hours" Kakashi threatened with a menacing grin, "Your so troublesome" Shikamaru said putting up his hand.
"MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!" Kakashi said happily as he was about to slap hands with him but then Shikamaru put his hands back in his pockets.
"What happened to the High five?" Kakashi asked surprised, "Your so un-cool it's not even funny" Shikamaru said with a sigh.
"ANYWAYS! Let's just leave Kakashi alone to wallow in his un-coolness and bother Naruto!" Konohamaru said pointing to the pondering blonde.
"Right! I almost forgot my priorities!" Ino said happily as she walked over to Naruto, "Now…who's the girl? Tenten? Me? Sakura? Me? Temari? Me? Hinata? Me? Sasuke? Me?" Ino finished, "What's with all the me's?" Konohamaru said with a smirk.
"I am a VERY beautiful girl…I wouldn't blame him if he WAS in love with me" Ino said shrugging, "Whatever" Konohamaru said rolling his eyes. "WHY DID YOU SAY, SASUKE?" Naruto yelled at her, pointing.
"Ah. Well, Sasuke's never really noticed any girls…at all…and you're practically the only person he ever talks too, and you're his best friend. Like a forbidden romance…or did you fall in love with him because he's your best friend. Plus, he's got striking good looks and…" Ino's voice trailed off as she snapped out of her dream state, "No one cares" Ino finished as she got looks from all 4 guys.
"NO! IT'S NOT SASUKE, IT'S HINATA!" Naruto yelled, "Hinata? Do you think that Hinata's prettier than ME?" Ino shrieked.
"…That's not it…" Naruto said as his voice trailed off, "Yeah. Damn straight that better not be it!" Ino said as Konohamaru started yelling at Ino.
"How come SHE'S allowed to swear but I'M not? UNFAIR!" Konohamaru wailed, "Fine! I give you full permission to swear!" Kakashi said tapping him, both shoulders with his Make out Paradise book.
"Don't dub him with your dirty books" Shikamaru said shocked, "Whatever, who cares what I do! I'm UNCOOL" Kakashi said sarcastically.
"YOU ARE!" Ino shouted, "I'M COOL!" Kakashi shouted back. "LOOK!" Konohamaru shouted over the two's voices.
"NARUTO IS IN LOVE WITH HINATA! END OF STORY!" Konohamaru said stomping off, "I'M GUILTY! OKAY, I'M GUILTY!" Naruto shouted.
"Isn't that the confession?" Ino asked them, "SOUNDS like it!" Kakashi said happily. "Was that a confession?" Ino and Kakashi asked turning to Shikamaru.
Shikamaru let out a breath, obviously Naruto meant something else but it WOULD get them off his back!
"That was a confession if I ever heard one" Shikamaru said nodding, "Yay!" The two said happily. "NO! I'M GUILTY! GUILTY!" Naruto shrieked after them as they ran off to catch up with Konohamaru.
Naruto sighed as he watched them go, "I'M GUUUUUUILLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!" Naruto wailed but Kakashi just threw Make out Paradise at him.
"WE KNOW ALREADY!" Kakashi shouted at him, "AND THROW THE BOOK BACK!" Kakashi shouted again. "Okay!" Naruto said throwing the book back to Kakashi.
"Bye Love-bird!" Kakashi said waving, "Bye!" Naruto said waving back. "Wait! NO! GUILTY! GUILTY!" Naruto shrieked after them, but now Kakashi too was out of sight.
"Those 4 are Insane…worse than that guy who acts like a dog! SO much worse!" Naruto said shuddering, going where the wind takes him.
Karma: I'm sorry about the Kiba crack, for all you Kiba-lovers out there! The next chapter is: Cut the Connection! How is it? Is it confusing? Remember to R&R on your way out! Hope it isn't confusing…Thanks for the reviews! And! Hope you like this chapter! Oh…and when he's like: I'M GUILTY! He didn't mean Guilty in love; he meant he's guilty for making Hinata FEEL that way? Get it? Got it? Good. Review please!
