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Disclaimer: I do not own the Kids Next Door organization or show. I just wish I did. Oh, yeah, but own Numbuh 192. And, no, the 'side effects' for the medicine I mentioned is not real (to the best of my knowledge). I made it up. And, no again, this is not to make fun of those who use or rely of this or similar products.

Summary: Not needed.

Notes from the Author: Ha-ha! I'm back! But, sadly my time restraints are forcing me to make this story short. Thanks for the 4 awesome reviews! I was thinking that this would be a flop considering the utter randomness. Thanks! Anyway, here! Enjoy! Thanks again and God bless!

Heart Burn

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Father shouted in utter frustration as flames engulfed him, "I can't take it anymore! No matter what I do, no matter what prescription I take, no matter what I take, I always have that terrible, no-good pain in the chest! I hate it!"

"I know," Numbuh 2 said lowering his laser gun and agreeing with his enemy, "After pigging out at the buffet or snack bar, I always get a bad heart burn. I hate it, too."

"Well, you two," Numbuh 1 smiled as he pulled out from his pocket a purple box, "you're in luck. I have some Prilosec OTC™ (not mine)."

Prilosec™ OTC works by clogging up the major arteries leading to your stomach to kill all the acid-producing glands. Prilosec™ OTC is not for everyone. Please do not take if you are eating, breathing, moving, walking, living, or any of the combinations. Side effects may include severe constipation, numbness in the stomach, 500 percent increase of probability of a stroke and heart attack, blindness, seizures, severe, nocturnal, continually-accelerating diarrhea, and/or death. Please take responsibly one box a day only.

"Mmmm," adult smiled patting his stomach as the flame al around him died down, "The pain is gone. Thanks, Kids Next Door."

"You're welcome, sir," Numbuh 3 smiled back as their foe fell to the ground with a heart attack.

"Remember, kids," Numbuh 1 grinned looking at the screen and holding the container of medicine, "Prilosec OTC™…1 box a day, 24 hours, and 0 heart burn."

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There it is KND Operation: RANDOM! So what do you think of it? Liked it? Hated it? Random, isn't it?