Whee! Chapter two, lords and ladies. Even if I haven't got any reviews for Ch 1 by the time I finish this, I'm posting it anyway!
Sorry it's so short, I haven't got too much time…Which is why I posted two chappies at once!
Please be self-absorbed much (not the good kind)
Alize sat up in her four-poster and stretched, yawning. She pulled the curtains around her bed back. Sunlight flooded her vision, and the wristwatch on her bedside table screamed in a high-pitched voice only she could hear: "Up! Up! 7 AM, time to get UP!" Alize snarled at the wristwatch, pushing the button to shut it up as she pulled herself out of bed. Dragging herself to the bathroom, she laughed quietly at the girly-girls, for they were all sleeping with enchanted cucumber slices over their eyes.
Fifteen minutes and a shower later, Alize was dressed and much more awake. Grabbing her schoolbag, she threw the dormitory door open, much to the protesting of the previously sleeping girls. Alize ignored their squawks and stomped over to the portrait hole. The crowds of students lounging in there parted for her; no one was stupid enough to bother Alize before at least 7:45.
Except, perhaps, Sirius Black, who was stupid enough to do nearly anything. He sauntered over to the hole before she could get out, leaning up against the door. A smirk spread across his face as she snarled at him. "Good morning, doll. Don't you seem chipper on this fine Monday?"
"Bugger off, Black, before I hex you into next week," Alize spat, drawing her wand.
Sirius tutted at her, slipping an arm around her shoulders because he knew how much it bothered her. "Such language isn't appropriate for young ladies, Miss Faustine. While wonderful young gentlemen such as myself may use those words, they are simply vile coming from your innocent mouth." Alize shoved his arm off of her and held up a fist threateningly. Sirius merely gave her a smug smile. "Go ahead and try to hit me, I'm sure you hit like the girl you are."
Alize's response to this was to punch as hard as she could at Sirius' stomach, but he stepped aside at just the right moment, leaving her off balance. He caught her around the middle, then leaned over to whisper in her ear. They were so close; she could feel his breath tickling her as he whispered, "Come on now, sweetheart. If you were just a bit more ladylike, I might do you the honour of going to Hogsmeade with you."
Alize drove her elbow into his stomach, throwing him off her in surprise. As he held his stomach in pain, she announced loudly, "Black, I wouldn't go anywhere with you if the choice was between you and the giant squid!" Standing up, Sirius smirked cockily as he replied, "Ah, but that's what Lily said to James, and now look at them, snogging left, right, and centre. Perhaps the giant squid is girl code for 'meet me at eight behind that statue of Barnaby on the fourth floor for a snog session', eh Faustine?" Alize, too incensed to come up with a comeback, pushed past Sirius and stormed out to breakfast.
'1 all, now. Stupid bugger. Girl code for wanting a snog indeed! He's not even nearly as attractive as he thinks he is,' Alize thought angrily to herself.