Here's a Labyrinth related Christmas carol.
The 13 days of X-mas
On the first day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the second day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the third day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Three Striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the third day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Three Striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Ten helping hands,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Eleven crystal ballrooms,
Ten helping hands,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Twelve hallucinating peaches,
Eleven crystal ballrooms,
Ten helping hands,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, the Goblin King gave to me,
Thirteen hours to pass the Labyrinth,
Twelve hallucinating peaches,
Eleven crystal ballrooms,
Ten helping hands,
Nine hoards of goblins,
Eight oubliettes,
Seven Escher Rooms,
Six nicknames for Hoggle,
Five crystal balls!
Four false alarms,
Three striped p.js,
Two pairs of socks ; and A trip to the Bog of Eternal Stench!
Hope you enjoyed it. Took me forever to find the bloody thing to post it this year. -lol-