On starts another chapter….curse my infernal laziness, curse you!
Oh yea, I forgot the Disclaimer last time, so...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Except my good friend Chutton the overly obese pet chicken. Huzzah!
Reviews….
Joeb: You're darn tootin right this is cool! maybe...and fine I'll have people on the show, and since you thought up with it, you can be first! yay! so either make me make something up, or write some stuff down either in reviews or e-mail.
Razz: You talk like a hillbilly! That ther thing ova' yonder theris right darn ova' ther. YAY!
Eternal: I couldn't agree more. Rabid monkies shall come!
The Captain Falcon Show! and now, help welcome the least favorite person in Super Smash Brothers...Captaaaaiiinnnnn Faaaaallllllcoooonnnnnnn
Capt. Falcon comes out onto the stage. "Thank you everyone, thank you. Really though, we have a grrrreat show here tonight. Get it? I'm like Tony the Tiger! you know, grrrrreat!" the audience claps hesitantly. "Alright so on the show tonight we have person who was just recently voted out of Survivor. So if you haven't read the Survivor, I advise you to now before you read anymore! YAY! Then after that I'll talk about the news around the world. Afterwards we'll take questions from the audience. I would like to welcome the newset addition to the show, my Rabid Monkey Body guards!" two rabid monkies are chained to the wall next to the door leading out of the studio. "The people at the safety corporation said that locking the doors with metal bars were a little unsafe, so now, I've replaced them with rabid monkies." the people closest to the monkies start to back away. The monkies start hissing and growling due to the sudden movement. "So then let's start the show. But first, A moment with Master Hand and Chutton the overly obese pet chicken!"
The monitor showed Master Hand and Chutton in a rural area. People were crouding around.
"As you can see, Captain, the people here have grown in interest with Chutton, they seem to be..." In the background Chutton is slashing it's arms wildly sending the citizens flying up into the air. "Ahh! What are you doing? Bad Chutton, BAD!" Chutton turns at Master Hand and dives on top of him. "NOOOO!"The camera man apparently dropped the camera since the screen fell down to a view of the pavement. Then static.
"Ah, Chutton, always nice seeing him. After the commercial break we'll have Fox. Woot!"
In the commercial, a sales man stands before a game called the Sims Superior.
"Hi every one. I'm here to introduce a whole new kind of gaming experience. A game where you live out the person's life, and every thing around it. Well I guess it's not really that new of a gaming experience, but still, The Sims Superior, for Y-Box, Gamestation 2, Play Cube, and PCc has over 200 outfits to choose from and not one of them looks normal, guarenteed. Also you can choose from 3 skin colors; white, mexican and black, yes thats right, koreans, chinese and japanese arn't worthy of this game. Travel to the city, the park, the beach, the mountains, but not once can you go next door to your friends house.
The Sims Superior,
the only time where running amuck naked is fun, and children are made from mystical flowers
Rated M for language, extreme animated violence, blood and gore, nudity, mature sexual themes, Comic mischief, drug useage, and animal cruelty."
And now we're back to...The Captain Falcon Show!
Falcon was sitting behind is desk with Fox sitting on the sofa.
"So Fox, tell me, what happened on the island?"
"You should know, you voted against me!"
"Right...Anywho! I'm sure everyone's been asking, how did it feel to be inca...incapca...
"incapacitated..."
"Right! what he said."
"Well actually, it was quite nice. Having everyone carry me around everywhere. But what was with Aslan? god, shouldn't he be in C.S. Lewis section?"
"Congragulations Fox, I have no idea what you just said!" the applause sign lit up. Fox jumped up in the air.
"Oh goodie! what do I win?"
"A Chia Pet!"
Fox looked oddly at the chia pet that Falcon presented.
"Rocky? Rocky is that you! I can't believe I found you! After I was voted out, I couldn't go back to the camp to get you. I'm so happy to see you!"
The Chia pet turned its back to Fox.
"You're not mad are you?" The Chia pet started walking for the door, "C'mon Rocky, you can't stay mad for ever!"
The Chia pet opened the door and hopped up the stairs.
"You can't leave me here Rocky! I brought you up from a child! This is the RESPECT I GET FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY LIFE TO RAISE YOU," a photo of Fox and Rocky floated out of the doorway, "gasp! I...I don't believe this. Get back here NOW!"
and with that Fox ran up to the door but was abruptly stopped by the Rabid Monkey guards. One of them grabbed Fox and brought him up to his face. Then it spoke, "WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK...SO PRETTY!"
The Monkey ran up the stairs with Fox in his hands. As the door shut, a faint scream could be heard.
"Alrighty then folks, lets go to the news. In the constant battle against the Koopa dude and that other guy, there are sole individuals starting up a rebellion movement. I had a chance to talk with the leader myself a few days ago."
a few days ago...
A man in a green tunic and long ears sat with Captain Falcon.
"So, Link, Do you think that you'll be able to do something about the war?"
"I think with the courage and love that me and my companions have, we'll pull through."
"Does it worry you that those words you just said were extremely gay?"
"What? No it wasn't! Ask anyone!"
Just then a door flies open and a fish girl jumps in.
"LINK! YOU SAID YOU WOULD MARRY ME! YOU LYING BACKSTABBING SON OF A OCTOROK!"
"P...P..Princess Ruto! How did you find me! I thought my location was kept secret by my faithful fairy Navi," Link the sees Navi laying on the ground outside, "NO!"
The Fish woman jumps on Link and starts strangling him when a farmers slave runs in and whacks her on the head with a glass of lon lon milk.
"Don't worry Link I'll save you!" The servant start repeatedly punching the fish women in the face. Then a small girl steps in with a flute thingy and says, "Malon no! we can solve this with the joy of music!"
Link screams out, "NO SARIA, NO!" But it was too late, she had already started the song. Everyone started getting strange sensations in their bodies. Before anyone knew it they were all up and dancing and prancing. Peace had been restored.
Back at the studio...
"So as you can see everyone, the song was so irrestible, I had to start dancing," the audience look uneasy, then all fainted, "Hey! You can't go to sleep at my show! Oh yea, I remember now, I released a deadly nerve agent into the air ducts! Yay!" After he said that, he fell over.
a few days later...
Captain Falcon just got up and looked around. It seemed that the audience was just getting up as well.
"Well, I guess it wasn't lethal after all! How convienant to our lives don't you agree?" Captain Falcon asked the crew.
One of the members mumbled something.
"You don't need to tell me not to do that again!"
"Actually we do, you'll forget," said one of the camera men, "You have short term memory loss remember? Why don't you write it down somewhere?"
"That's a great idea!" So Falcon picked up a peice of paper and wrote: Do Not Release Deadly Nerve Agents In Air Ducts
He then taped it to his visor. Then he proclaimed he was blind and ran around like a mindless idiot and fell into a vat of acid. The acid deteriorated the paper obscurring his view relieving him of the temporary blindness.
Until the acid reached his eyes. Now he started screaming out in pain until a few hours later when the acid had moved back into his brain where it still lays today. Capt. Falcon got up looking refreshed and ready to start hosting his show.
"Yay! Lets go ask the audience for any questions they might have." He walked up to a man. The man glared at him and then punched him in the face and screamed, "That's for releasing deadly chemicals into the air! My Children breathe that air, sicko!"
The man ran past the rabid monkies and up the stairs henceforth getting the monkies fired for not doing their jobs.
Capt. Falcon got up not feelin anything and asked another person.
"Yea, I wanted to know how you could be here, and in Survivor Smash Bros. at the same time."
"Well that is obvious you see..." All the walls collapsed revealing the setting of Surivor.
One person exclaimed, "How did I miss this when I was walking in?"
Another asked what was supporting the stairs and where the stairs even led to, but was interrupted by the roar of a Tank surfacing from the water. A submersable surfaced the beach too. Thensomecargo planes flew by and dropped NSA cars, CIA SUV's, and FBI hovercrafts. Some Jets flew in over head as well. The helicopter loudspeaker announced, "This is the Army! Put your hands up, you're under arrest!"
then a navy seal jumped out of the submersable, "Don't listen to them! We're the Navy Seals! We are intelligent mammels! Come into custody with us!"
"No! They're liers, Seals aren't intellingent, come with us, the Air Force!"
"No we're the CIA! We've got SUV's! How cool is that!"
An agent from the NSA shot the CIA agent in the foot, "Now you can't go with them, it would be a driving hazard! Come with the National Security Agency!"
"We're the FBI damnit! and you're coming with us! We don't need to say what the letters are abbreviated for in our title!"
The Agent from NSA yelled back, "Shut up! Some people haven't even heard of us!"
The FBI agent yelled back, "and what does that tell you? No one cares about you!"
Just then, a police car somehow emerged from the ocean and a cop got out.
"What'd I miss?"
In the chaos of it all Capt. Falcon sneaked away from everyone not causing any attention to himself. Then a Seal pointed out, "Hey, HEY! He's gone!"
"Aw great, now who are we going to blame for the viral out break in Squirrel City thus leading to a bombing of the city on?"
An NSA agent picked up a small crab, "How about this guy?"
"sigh, I guess he'll have to do. Let's bring him in for questioning." said a CIA agent.
The FBI agent then shot the CIA agent in the otehr foot, "Oh no you don't! I'm getting the credit for this guy!"
And thus the fighting started again. A few miles off in a submarine a Lieutenant looked at the island, then said to his marines, "Gosh darnit, didn't I tell you that the Submarine wouldn't work! ARGH! I bet the border patrol got there faster than us!"
Wow, that was quite strange. Having about all the U.S.A's armed forces co-star in tonights episode/chapter. oh well.
If you have any questionsyou would like to ask Captain Falcon, orwould like to appear on his showe-mail me at teal26 at If you want you canuse the ingenious "review system" and write down any compliments and or improvements to the "so-called show"Write down anything you must and remember, Capt. Falcon is not liable for any deaths that may occur during his show.
Yay! I'm Done! and this chapter only took 1 and a half days! huzzah huzzah!
Now I have to write 14 more words to get to 2050 words...just four more... And I'm DONE!
Though that was more than 14 words...
Oh well, R&WSS Read and write some stuff.