Sorry, for the wait everyone, schools been recently evil to me, so I haven't had the time or the manpower….or the time. Though the positives are that I'm updating every one of my stories soon so have fun reading them……though there aren't a lot.

Thanks to everyone for the suggestions.

I need to start updating sooner….and when I have Christmas specials….I'll try to make it done by or before Christmas.

In spirit of the late Christmas, and the much anticipated Winter Break, This will be a Christmas Special! So…..

Hello and welcome to another

Captain Falcon Show! Starring Captaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn Faaaaallllcccoooonnnn!

The whole studio was decorated floor to roof with holiday decorations. Captain Falcon came running out on studio waving his arms getting everyone's attention. Regrettably, he tripped like the moron he was and collided into a Christmas tree. Once getting out of the tree and brushing off the needles, he sat down.

"Alright everyone, we got a great show for you here tonight, I got this cool top thingy that spins around, so I'll play with that!" The Dreidel spun around when Capt. Falcon let it loose. It span, and span, and span….and span on for an eternity. "Ok! So on the show we've got a whole bunch of new segments including, 'When Chuttons attack', When random things explode, and maybe some other things suggested by people! Afterwards we will talk with the famous Mario where the ever controversial question will be answered. Do plumbers work on Christmas? Then we'll move onto the news, and then questions from the audience. And then to top it all off, we'll listen to a very special guest sing some Christmas Carols!"

Everyone cheered in the audience. Because if they didn't…..well you know…..if you don't….then be thankful.

"Alrighty then, lets get on to, 'When Chutton's attack.'"

The monitor inside the studio changed it screen showing Tokyo city in black and white. A huge chicken came tumbling through the city crushing everything in its path. The Japanese could only scream out words in Japanese with captions underneath saying things like, 'AHH! It's Chutton-san!' or 'RUN!' or 'HOW THE HELL DID A CHICKEN GROW THAT HUGE!'

As the Giant Chutton was grinding the city to dust, Godzilla walked out of the sea and joined in on the fun. Then of course, Anguirus came in and joined the party. All three creatures pounded the city into rubble. But never fear, Tokyo will just force poor Asian children to rebuild the city again!

Godzilla, after seeing the sight of Anguirus, for reasons unknown, started beating up poor Anguirus. Godzilla pushed him out of the ground and jammed its fist into the stomach of the beast and pulled out two white circular spheres…notice I didn't say balls.

No really though, that's what happened in one of the Godzilla movies….it scared me.

So anyways, then Chutton body slammed Godzilla flattening him down to a pancake. A blueberry pancake.

And that's the end for when Chuttons attack.

"That Chutton….what a great guy. So, now lets move onto when random things explode!" Capt. Falcon place an atomic bomb on the table. "So lets see….where's the button for this thing…"

Everyone got up and tried escaping but, in the spirit of Christmas, the Rabid Monkey guards peacefully pushed them back to their seats.

"Haha! April Fools! I'm just kidding; I wouldn't blow up an atomic bomb here. But maybe I should try blowing up this nuclear bomb…."

And then once again, everyone in the audience did the same procedure and then were pushed back down.

"Ha ha, just kidding again. I'm actually going to blow up this Twinkie. So here I go….."

Capt. Falcon places a C4 explosive on the Twinkie throws it in the audience, then presses the detonator and all goes boom.

"Yay! So now everyone, let's welcome Mario to the show!"

Mario came wobbling out, tripped over his fat, and sat down.

"So Mario, How was you're Christmas?"

"I-a had to fix-a up-a some toilets."

"So plumbers do work on Christmas?"

"No, I-a just took a really big-a dump-a….It-a didn't fit down the toilet."

"I'm sure it didn't. How's your brother Luigi?"

"He's-a still on the island. I hope he wins-a the money."

"Well it's good to see someone rooting for someone."

"Actually, I need the million to pay off a mafia boss, or else he'll kill me."

"That's nice. It was nice having you on, but now, let's see if Mario can sink or float! With an anvil tied to him!"

"What's-a going on now?"

The Rabid Monkey guards picked up Mario, tied an anvil to him, dropped him in a tank of water, watched him drown, then Capt. Falcon got sued by David Letterman.

"Because Christmas was yesterday, I won't have any commercials. Yay! So now we move onto the news. Due to the decrease of Bowser's army by rolling bowling balls, Gannondorf has been able to take back Gerudo Valley. I got a chance to speak with him……

"So Gannondorf, how does it feel to have your homeland back?"

Capt. Falcon was interviewing Gannondorf in his room. Though the only thing the room included was an organ paced in the center of the room. There were also a few pictures hung about the room for decoration.

"Good, good."

"I see you've hung up some pictures of giant diabolical pigs….."

"Ah yes, that was me in my younger days. I was a real lard, but thanks to Jenny Craig, I lost pounds and looked like a warlock!"

"I see…and this button is?"

"Oh, that's the blow up the castle button…"

"Why, may I ask, do you have one?"

"Good question, you see, if I'm ever feeling very diabolical, I press it, and my stress goes away. Along with my castle."

"I see…." Capt. Falcon's hands slowly lingered over the button.

"What are you…..?"

Capt. Falcon smashed his hand down on the button, and once again in this chapter, all went explode!

So now Capt. Falcon has made 2 enemies…..

"It was really nice talking with Gannondorf," Said Capt. Falcon, back in the studio, "Now we'll take questions from the audience. How about you?" Falcon walked over to a brown bear in the audience wearing a blue backpack.

"Yea, have you seen a red bird? Sorta arrogant and cocky?"

"No, I haven't. Why not check the lost and found?"

"Good idea." The bear walked off to the lost and found and was screaming 'Kazooie'.

"Well, I sure hope he finds his Kazoo…..you have a question sir?"

"Yea, why did you call this a Christmas special? You didn't do anything Christmas related at all."

"Hm…you're right….have a fruit cake and stand under that mistletoe and wait for an elf to direct you to the north pole to meet Santa and claim your presents. I think that just about covers what Christmas is all about."

Then, a child holing a blue blanket walked in.

"No, Capt. Falcon, the true meaning of Christmas is-"

"No one asked you!" Capt. Falcon then shot the boy with a banana.

"Well, that's it for questions, so now let's move onto our special guest singer…..Please welcome…..Peppy the Ankylosaurus."

The strange looking Ankylosaurus walked to center stage with a spotlight on him. He opened his mouth to sing and……out came the Ghostbusters theme.

Everyone listened tranquilly as the four legged Yoshi sang the most beautiful rendition of the Ghostbusters theme anyone had ever heard. People even cried at the sound of the magnificence. Some lighters started being waved up in the air by some audience members. Even the rabid monkey guards were hugging each other.

Then Peppy finished and was showered with roses even if he didn't sing the carols the people were promised. He thanked everyone and departed the stage.

A few minutes later in a lost and found far far away…..

"No really, it is Gruntilda behind you!" yelled a red bird to a mole with glasses.

"I'm not going to be fooled by that one again." The mole said.

"No really!"

"Last time you said that, you stole my money while I ran outside!"

"No, that was the time before the last time when you got killed, remember?"

"Oh yea….good times….."

"So are you gonna leave or what four eyes?"

"No, I'm quite full from my wife's scones."

"Suit yourself moron." And so as the red bird ran outside, Gruntilda ran in zapped the mole to death and ate some left over scones.

Another few minutes away in a castle far far away, Bowser sits down on his couch which held a 'blow up the castle woopie cushion' That last thing he heard was a genetic fart and the explosion of his demise.

And now I'm done.

Ah, Banjo and Kazooie...I must say the game was one of the best for Nintendo 64. It sits up there with Paper Mario, The Ocarina of Time, and 007 Goldeneye.

Well, I mean the second was good...I didn't care much for the first one.

At the end of Banjo Tooie was the first time I realized the Tooie was meaing two as in the second game...You see they said, "wait for Banjo Threeie!"

though it never did come out. at least not to my knowledge...

Like always, R&R and give me some suggestions. If you wanna be in it or sumthing along those lines, either e-mail me, or take advantage of the forums and post it in mine.

Hope you all had a good Christmas/Hanakha/Kwanza/and or Bowing Day.