Ch.1Alien Attack
I don't own Zatch bell
It was a normal day when Zatch was attacked by aliens.
"goo boy gu ry ald jvcj" said the aliens.
"What" said Zatch.
"goo boy gu ry ald jvcj" said the alien again.
"Retards" said Kiyo.
"Aw come on kiyo they aren't retards… they're super retards" said Zatch.
"hggf skifo dns ojidnsfd" said the aliens with their guns.
"Quit" said Zatch and Kiyo.
"sbcsdhbakaan jasdv vfsedg" said the aliens.
"Okay that's it BAO ZAKERUGA" said kiyo.
Zatch shot out a dragon made of thunder that killed aliens… or did it.
The next day in space…
"hjhb hvjhgkvb hjhgv" said the alien.
Translation: those mother f----ing bast---'s
"hbskvbs jbsdjksd akb jdngfjfdln" said the alien.
Translation: they killed our troops who were 3 years old
BACK ON EARTH…
"Those were some weird aliens we fought huh Zatch" said kiyo.
"No they looked young like they were 25 years old" said Zatch.
"Zatch look out it's the SUZI-NATOR run Zatch run" said kiyo.
"Quick kiyo to those poles" said Zatch.
So kiyo and Zatch slid down the poles and ended up in the bat cave were they met batman.
"Who the hell are you" said batman.
"we're Zatch and kiyo" said Zatch but batman was already gone when the suzi-nator entered.
"Zatch to the batmobile" yelled kiyo.
"okay we got away" said Zatch and kiyo driving in the batmobile putting on shades to make themselves look cool and they put on black suits.
"Now we're gettinging down with our bad selfs" said Zatch turning on the radio.
The radio sang "I like big butts and I can not lie"
"Wow this feels weird" said kiyo.
"What feels weird" asked Zatch.
"They way we just took the bat mobile" said kiyo.
"Oh no kiyo the SUZI-NATOR is catching up to us" said Zatch.
"I'm turning on the jet boosters" said kiyo as the car went so fast they ended up in America.
"Wow we're here and Suzie is still in Japan we're safe"
"Well for now we are" said Zatch.
"Why do you say that" asked kiyo.
"It's the aliens" said Zatch.
"Oh man we're out of gas" said kiyo.
I'll translate what they say.
"Attack" said the aliens.
"Run" said kiyo.
"Wait I think I know what their weakness is" said Zatch.
"What is it" asked kiyo.
-fart-
"Retreat retreat" said the aliens.
"WTF" said kiyo.
"See kiyo we didn't run out of gas" said Zatch.
"Zatch I'm going to walk awy and we never speak of this again" said kiyo.
"Why" asked Zatch but kiyo was already GONE.
"Hey romance millennium kiyo's gone what do I do" asked Zatch.
"Well have you tried going to see yuki's new teleporter" I said.
See my other story yuki's birthday for details
"He has a teleporter" asked Zatch.
"Well duh" I said.
"I'm there" said Zatch.
"Fine but first you'll need this"
"what is it" asked Zatch.
"A gun"
"alright" said Zatch "now to kill the suzi-nator"
End.
I know is short. But actually I decided to make another story with Zatch's 4th spell. I made one before but it was like after Zatch and brago meet for the first time.
Please review.