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Zatch Bell

Ch.2 the CIA.

It was a normal day when Zatch was attacked by the SUZYNATOR.

"You are coming with me" said Suzy.

"Oh ya well um ya…" said Zatch.

"Prepare to die" said Suzy pulling out a gun and shooting Zatch.

"Uh oh" said Zatch doing the matrix as usual in slow-mo.

"Dangit" said Suzy.

Zatch ran away.

"Today in the news Zatch was attacked by the suzinator and ran away leaving a trail of urine witch the suzinator is probably following." Said the news reporter on TV.

"Oh no Zatch…" said kiyo "he didn't pay me back my 50 dollars".

With Zatch…

"I have no were to go" said Zatch.

"Then go to hell" said the Suzy popping out of no were.

"Oh ya then taste my um… I know eat kaka dirtbag" said Zatch firing poop bombs out his butt.

"Oh no" said suzy getting hit in the face.

"Now were to go" said Zatch.

"Go to the bar" said a man.

"What is this bar" asked Zatch?

"It's the bar were you can kill (dun dun dun)" said the man.

"A bar were you can kill (dun dun dun)" asked Zatch?

"Its called THE BAR (dun dun dun)" said the man.

"okay enough dun dun duns" said Zatch.

"But" I said

"Shut UP" yelled Zatch!

"Okay" I said.

"Well see you later mister" said Zatch heading for kiyo's home.

"Dun dun du…" I said followed by getting attacked by Zatch.

At kiyo's…

"So you've come crawling back" said kiyo.

"Like moth's to a fla… -choke-" said kiyo getting attacked by Zatch "Mom call an ambulance –choke-"

"kiyo please I'm tired I was attacked by aliens, attacked by the SUZYNATOR(dun dun –choke-), and went to the bar" said Zatch.

"But is that reason to choke me" said kiyo.

"No but it is to do this" said Zatch pulling out shades and putting them.

"WTF" said kiyo.

"I'm joining the CIA" said Zatch.

"Fine you'll be back they always come back" said kiyo.

The next day…

"So you wanna join the CIA do ya" said the commander.

"Sir yes sir" said Zatch.

"Are you a boy or girl" asked the commander.

"Um… boy" said Zatch.

"Oh your good" said the commander.

"Uh so am I in" asked Zatch?

"Yes" said the commander.

"Cool" said Zatch!

The next day…

"Kiyo Takamine you are under arrest for being an asshole to me" said Zatch in his shades and cool suit.

"Oh ya Zatch" said kiyo jumping onto a broom and flying away like a witch.

"So he got away… Tiyo" said Zatch.

"Kiyo" said a man.

"Kiyo" said Zatch.

End look I know its short but I don't feel like writing anylonger for this ch. But I will continue. My dog just died and I'm a little sad but happy for the dog going to a better place.