Golly gosh, I don't think this chap is gonna be all Kap0w-gone-high. I think I OD'd on caffeine and sugar and chocolate coz it was my last official day of learning for the year! –Throws confetti- -Giggles- I was so hyper though, I had not one but TWO red iceblocks, coke + La Ice, lollies, chocolate, and CHOCLATE TINY TEDDIES YAAAAY –ahem- sho yesh, the hyperness has been used in a short vicinity of time…that makes no sense… oh well, look, new chapter up! Wowzers indeed.

WOWee, I've found more caffeine… don't say I didn't warn you… I just did.

Gosh I'm gonna sink when I got to swimming training… oh well.

Disclaimer: Aww i still don't own anything

Anywho, onward and forward.

Previously: Abby and McGee showed their POV and you found out what they were up to…

Back to the Tony and Kate POV's

Tony and Kate pulled out of their embrace and smiled at each other.

"Thanks Tony," Kate said almost shyly.

"For what?" Tony couldn't tell if she was being sarcastic or not.

"For listening… and not judging or making smart-arse replies and stuff," she shrugged.

"No problemo," Tony wiggled his eyebrows, "Wanna go dance now? Don't wanna leave Probie with Abby too long," he smirked.

Kate's eyes widened, "I don't feel like-"

She was cut off by Tony, "C'mon Kate, you've vented, be free, there isn't any reason why we shouldn't go dance and have fun, McGee and Abby have even saved us a spot by the looks of it, although I'm not so sure if I want to be near them while-"

"Gibbs!" Kate interrupted.

"Kate don't change the subject, I mean with Gibbs, of all people-"

Kate spun Tony around so he was facing the other end of the bar, "No. Gibbs. Here. Drunk?"

Tony recoiled in horror, "Not Gibbs, not here. Aargh he's scaring me! Kate please, lets go dance!"

"How the hell is he scaring you Tony!" Kate looked at him strangely.

"He-he's… smiling!" Tony got off his stool and hid behind Kate.

"DiNozzo," she whacked him, " I think… I think he is drunk," she commented and stifled a laugh.

The two looked closely at their boss. Gibbs was laughing and smiling at the people surrounding him, particular the ladies, and had downed what looked like his ninth Tequila. All of a sudden he spotted them.

"Kate, Tony, over 'ere!" he yelled out giddily to them.

"Oh. My. God," Tony stated, "Gibbs is a happy drunk!" He crept out from behind Kate and cacked himself laughing.

"Tony, shh," Kate tried to scold Tony but couldn't help laughing as well. Her laughing subsided as a concerned look replaced her smile. "I wonder what's happened for him to get this drunk," she wondered out loud.

"Quickie wedding and divorce?" Tony suggested and ducked from the incoming whack.

Gibbs was still gesturing wildly for them to join him. "Uh… do you think we should Tony?" Kate asked cautiously.

"Why not, what's he gonna do… wait we haven't even done anything for us to get in trouble… lets just go over ok?" Although Tony would much rather steer Kate to the dance floor, he couldn't pass up the opportunity to get to meet a drunk Gibbs.

Bracing themselves, they walked over.

Gibbs stood up abruptly, and wobbly, and gave Tony a manly hug. "'Nozzo, whatchyou doin 'ere!" he slurred, beaming at the two of them.

Tony couldn't reply, as he was in a daze of what was happening and what he was seeing. There was Gibbs. Hugging him. And past him, were a gaggle of young women, giggling and motioning for Gibbs to sit back down for them to resume their back rubbing. And what amazed him most? More than half were redheads.

"Tony close your mouth, you're starting to drool," Kate prodded him in the ribs and smirked.

"Nuh uh," Tony wiped his mouth inconspicuously.

"Kaate, how're ya?" Gibbs turned his attention to her and grabbed her arm, "Kate! I-I wan' you t' meet my buddy 'ere, Chimp," Gibbs grabbed the man with his other arm and pulled him up.

"Uh actually, its Jim," the young man stood up, wincing under the forcefulness of Gibbs hand.

"I won him," Gibbs stated matter of factly, "In one of those dance machine game thingos."

Jim shrugged helplessly and gave Kate and Tony a look that clearly read "Get me out of here. Please."

"Nice to meet you... Jim," Kate nodded slightly at him, "Actually, someone… over there… was calling your name… I think it was your, uh, brother?" Kate tried to think of an excuse.

"Why din't you tell me you're brother was lookin' for ya Chimp!" Gibbs looked outraged and pushed him, "Go, go, I'll be here, s'not like I'll be alone or anything,' Gibbs rolled his eyes dramatically.

"Thankyou thankyou thankyou," Jim whispered as he went past Kate.

Gibbs stared at Kate, making Tony feel uneasy.

"Gibbs, what's wrong with you? Why are you so drunk?" Kate questioned him.

"Since when were you a red'ead Kate?" Gibbs asked her back, looking at her bemusedly. He leaned over to her.

Kate became bewildered and touched her hair self-consciously. "Uh Gibbs…"

"Hey! Now-now you're hairs green!" Gibbs gasped, pulling back.

"Now its blue."

" 'An now its yellow! how'd you do that?" Gibbs started to totter on his feet and fell back on his stool.

Tony wrapped his hand around his mouth to contain his laughter. Kate still looked puzzled. "It's the lighting," Tony murmured into her ear. Kate looked up and saw the different coloured lights flashing around. She looked back at Tony.

"He needs to go home. Now," she mouthed to him, and Tony nodded.

"Gibbs it's getting late, you should go home, wouldn't want the director to see you come to work with a hangover now would we?" He hinted and choked at the sight of seeing Gibbs smiling dizzily to the women surrounding him.

"Dun care," Gibbs slurred," You're not the boz of me 'Nozzo," his blue eyes becoming his trademark icy colour.

"C'mon lung yadies," he garbled to the women, "Let's get outta here, saltin' my game" he grumbled to Tony as he stumbled his way past, supported by the ladies.

Kate and Tony look at him in shock, and then looked at each other.

"Man I hope he remembers this tomorrow," Tony chuckled evilly.

"Well that was… different," Kate said, still puzzled at what had happened.

Tony grinned at her. "So now that the distractions gone, we can go dance."

Kate's tempo changed, and her face fell. "No, Tony,"

"C'mon Kate,' Tony yelled and starting pulling her with him to the dance floor.

"Tony, no, seriously," she protested.

But Tony would hear none of it. With a strong pull, she was in the middle of the dance floor, surrounded by people, and becoming more embarrassed by the second.

"Tony I-" she stammered and Tony cut her off and looked at her.

"Kate c'mon, surely you can dance."

Dropping her voice to a whisper, she finally revealed the secret that she had been so intent on keeping private.

"I… I… can't remember."

-GASP!-

-grins evilly-

It may not be much… but that's the secret… dammit, no suspense anymore –pouts- But at least it will lead to… well the other stuff in the next (and possibly final) chapter.

-Giggles insanely- You were all wrong, WRONG I SAY! Gibbs did turn up, surrounded by red heads, win a monkey and… well he didn't pash Kate nor Abby, I couldn't bring myself to it, but still, imagining a happy drunk Gibbs is…well… entertaining.

Is that the real secret? Seriously? Dead set seriously? Or am I just messing with your head and not gonna reveal it until the 27th chapter?

Is there even gonna be a 27th chapter? Or am I having sop much fun I just like messing with your head lots?

Is this story even existent? Or a figment of your imagination as most are probably in denial of Twilight?

If I make one of the questions come true (is. Gibbs's intervention) then will others come true as well? Like will Kate hyperventilate and DIE? Will Bing still have time to return? Will Santa make a special guest appearance? Will more of Abby's dreams come true? Is Jim my special monkey-under-the-floorboard-monkey than gives me money for earrings?

All shall be answered… maybe…

TBC

R+R