Please do not bring Wolverine anything this year. He is always bad. Bring
Jean some pretty jewelry. And bring each of the team a new uniform.
Bring me a new visor, some new sunglasses.
Please give me a wolverine free christmas. He has ruined christmas by taking away my place as Santa each year. And that darned cajun has blown up the mistletoe every year when I pass under it. I want them to leave and go get locked up in jail, or something.
Please don't let villains attack again this year. And stop Jubilee from dyeing all my clothes pink. Not to mention my hair that one year.
And please help me find a good gift for the proffesser. I can't hink of anything
I haven't bought him before. See, I've bought him a tie each year. what kind
should I buy him this time? One with cars, maybe as a little joke.
Maybe a new book or something would do.
And I wanna dress up as Santa this year. Not LOGAN! That horrible, rotten evil coniving little animal. He doesn't deserve to play jolly happy you.
And give Emma some new clothing, some that perferably covers a little more skin. She seems to enjoy showing off.
I know! Bring Charles a new chess set! Perfect.
PLEASE,
Scott Summers
Cyclops