I have news… anchor man entrance music since I got 15 reviews I thought hey that's good enough for me and I won't ever do that again that's why I installed this. (screen moves to the right showing a glass saying "In case of asking for reviews to update please break glass".)

Oh ya since I've been learning more about Zatch Bell from my Gamecube game of Zatch Bell (Zatch Bell Momodo Battles). Ah yes more news Yesterday I went to go see KING KONG yes king kong a story about a Half-Human Half Monkey ape and a female bisexual prostitute. Hope the people from King Kong don't read Fanfictions I could get in trouble for that. Oh and if they do I'm sorry. Chances are 50, 50 they read fics… you never know.

"Um excuse me sir but you've been talking for a long time now" said my Assistant Rukia from BLEACH.

What are you doing here you don't work until I make new chapters of Retards at Work and you're only supposed to be in that chapter.

"Yes but I think we've located Ichigo" said Rukia.

Oh well umm… uh well I see you guys later and until then here's Kiyo with Zatch trying to find out why Suzy doesn't have boobs.

Date: 12/25/05

I don't own Zatch bell?

Ch umm uh I'm drawing a blank uh oh ya 6 How come Suzy doesn't have boobs.

"Zatch…Ya ready" said Kiyo.

"Lets rock" said Zatch.

-Pee hitting toilet sound-

"I'm gonna beat you" said Zatch.

"No I can't let you Fist Of The Pee Liquid!" said Kiyo.

Zatch lost do to a burst of pee from a over loaded bladder oh and it shot out like a laser which brings me to my next point I remember when I found out Rudolph's nose was really red because it shot lasers.

The next day…

"I pooted"

the day after the next day…

Kiyo was in the park with Zatch, Tia, Megumi, and R2D2.

"-R2D2sound-" said R2D2.

"Why is he here" said Tia.

"I don't know" said Zatch.

"I know" said Kiyo "R2D2 must have some how broke out of his cell and is now here to destroy all man kind for locking him in jail for committing murder to The Brady Bunch… either that or he went through this vortex in the space time continuum."

Everyone was now confused at what kiyo said… I don't even understand what he said AND I WRITE THE STORY!

Then R2D2 exploded and Megumi jumped over the moon. And Zatch you ask, well he dare I say accidentally married his foot.

I'm putting the important words in bold okay.

The next day…

Everyone at Kiyo's school was having a great day when Kiyo remembered he was just having a dream.

After he woke up and went to school…

Well actually he is still in school at the moment.

Suzy was making happy stupid faces on fruit and Kiyo was afraid of Suzy ever since Suzy attacked him for not dating her and going with Megumi instead.

At Kiyo's home.

"Oh Kiyo I forgot how come Suzy doesn't have boobs" asked Zatch?

Kiyo was shocked when he heard him say that especially the word FORGOT because he's never heard that word before.

"I don't know Zatch" said Kiyo.

That night…

-Mission Impossible Music-

Kiyo and Zatch were in black clothes sneaking into Suzy's house.

"Kiyo why are we doing this" asked Zatch.

"I don't know but it seemed like a good idea" said Kiyo.

Inside Suzy's house…

Kiyo was digging through her clothes and what he found shocked him It was… It was… (Audience: Hurry Up Already!) a trip to the hot springs.

Audience: -shocked faces-

Then he found it… the bra's…

Audience: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"

They were size 5-½ bra's

This shocked Kiyo because… Now he could read number's.

They left, it was the next day, Kiyo and Megumi made out, Kiyo found a cat and ended up blind if you know what I mean… the cat ripped his eyes out, Zatch and Volcan met the New York Yankees who surprisingly were in Japan, and I wrote a Christmas special fic. It should be on by tonight.

END!

Ch.7 Suzy dead a.k.a. the final Chapter. A.k.a. Joe Momma a.k.a. (look below)

KILL

Suzy.