Seeing as though I put in a variety of questions throughout my fic, I decided I might as well answer them, for all those curious minds out there. So here goes. (0)
"Woot!"
Q. Will the be a next chapter?
A. What next chapter? –shifty eyes-
Q. What is Kate hiding?
A. She is actually a circus freak specializing in riding a unicycle whilst standing on her hands. Oh and she can't remember how to dance.
Q. Shall i change my state of mind from caffeinated to chocolate-ised?
A. No. I shall change it to caffeinated and chocolate and sugar and other.
Q. Will i get reviews? (winkwinknudgenudge)
A. Did it hurt when I nudged you? Because I think I pulled a muscle in my eyelid.
Q. When will i stop asking questions?
A. Who thinks "Friends" is funny? Do I? Am I a boredaholic? Ahaha don't you think that sounds like alcoholic?
Q. And the $62 538.28 question... will i get so impatient that i'll post another chapter before i get any reviews?
A. MWUHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T!
"Attire"Q. Will Kate hyperventilate from sighing so much?
A. Apparently not. Although that would of made an interesting chapter…
Q. Will i get TATE happening soon?
A. Yesh xD
Q. Why is Kate asking herself why she kept those clothes?
A. Because her alter ego never liked those clothes and meant to burn them.
Q. Did Tony drive like a maniac?
A. Only if by maniac I meant swerving onto sidepaths, narrowly missing 7 pedestrians, speeding, making handbrake corners, making McGee retch, and avoid prosecution by flashing his NCIS badge to the cops… shiny o.O
Q. and... At the end of the whole full story, how many times, in total, will Kate sigh?
A. Hmm I shall go count… a whole 9 times! Only 1 sigh in Chaps 1, 3, 4, 6, 10. There was 2 sighs each in Chaps 2 and 9. xD
Q. Oh, and what is she hiding? XDD
A. Man I must have a memory problem because I swear I already answered that one.
"Riding in Cars with Abby"Q. What else is Kate hiding?
A. Wait I know this one…
Q. What are the number of possible ways Tony could screw up?
A. 10… I ran out of hands and feet.
Q. How did my non-caffeine-influenced chapter go?
A. Judging by the reviews you'd think I have a natural caffeine writing style.
Q. Did Kate even sigh in this chapter?
A. Hmmm well she took a deep breath… Oh YES YES I SEE A SIGH! PSHAH!
"Hey Jealousy"Q. What drinks did they even order?
A. Seeing as I've never been to the bar I'll say… Tony had a Shirly Temple, Abby had straight vodka, Kate had scotch on the rocks and McGee had… a beer… yesm. O.o
Q. Why teh hell would Kate be eating BAR peanuts? like ew
A. Can someone say preoccupied?
Q. Did Kate sigh?
A. Yes siree bob.
Q. Can McGee even dance?
A. xDDD… yes. To the disappointment of Tony who wanted to rag him out.
Q. Is Bing going to appear again?
A. Unfortunately no : (. His name scared me quite a lot. Damn Friends. Damn… other name I thought of.
Q. Is Santa Clause real? I have my theories
A. YES AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU OTHER WISE POUR CAFFEIENE INTO THEIR EYES.But he lives in Bermuda, not the North Poles thillies.
Q. Cough, what's Kate hiding still?
A. I must get a coughdrop.
"Who would of thunk it"Q. Is Tony going to move?
A. Well he is breathing isn't he?
Q. Will Gibbs come, uninvited, with a clad of redheads surrounding him, win a monkey in a dance competition and pash both Abby and Kate?
A. xD maybe… but not in that sense.
Q. Will Kate and Tony/Abby and McGee ever kiss?
A. Of course! What kind of person would you think I was if there was no kissing AT ALL in one of my fanfics?
Q. Same 'ol same 'ol, what is Kate hiding?
A. Sigh only time will tell.
"Different Light"Q. Could it get any fluffier?
A. Yes. Squee!
Q. Is there still the chance of Gibbs arriving with the redheads, monkey winning, the pashing?
A. Now that would be telling ;)
Q. What have McGee and Abby been up to? –wink wink-
A. I wrote an entire chapter on that.
Q. Kate's still hiding something? Oh the suspense.
A. Yes.
"Marginalised People"Q. Does Abby like having weird dreams? I mean, she's always drinkin Caff-POW! Surely she'd realise the side effects by now, unless she just thinks the side effects are actually normal behaviour since she's been having them for so long. I wonder if she drank them as a child, what a hyper happy chappy she would have been!
A. Yes.
Q. How many more chapters to go?
A. Hmm… 3 or 4 apparently.
Q. Why do I start other tasks halfway through unfinished tasks? Do I have an attention span of a flea?
A. Coz I HOLY CRAP THAT ANTS DRAGGING AWAY A CRUMB how awesomness and its SQUEE I love this mucic! Kisschas- wow my msn thingies blinking o.O… sorry where was I?
Q. Why am I making questions longer? Do I do it to (A) annoy people (B) drag it on (C)Distract people as I make the fic look longer (D) Pay my monkeys that I have in the floorboards to keep giving me money for earrings (E) keep the caffeine flea happy
A. (M) All of the above.
Q. What was the original question? Oh what is Kate hiding, but of course xDDDDD
A. Well. I… wait I just answered that in the question didn't I.
"A Happy Drunk"Q. Is that the real secret? Seriously? Dead set seriously? Or am I just messing with your head and not gonna reveal it until the 27th chapter?
A. Yes. Yes. Yes. No.
Q. Is there even gonna be a 27th chapter? Or am I having sop much fun I just like messing with your head lots?
A. No, I'm not that… dedicated unfortunately xD. Yes.
Q. Is this story even existent? Or a figment of your imagination as most are probably in denial of Twilight?
A. Who typed that? Why are you here? How are you here? Denial yuppers.
Q. If I make one of the questions come true (is. Gibbs's intervention) then will others come true as well? Like will Kate hyperventilate and DIE? Will Bing still have time to return? Will Santa make a special guest appearance? Will more of Abby's dreams come true? Is Jim my special monkey-under-the-floorboard-monkey than gives me money for earrings?
A. Pshah I WISH. Man how awesome would that of been. But: No (coz then there would be denialed denial). No, as I said his name scares me. Santa was currently busy at time of typing. I don't know what she dreams of, so I'll just say yes. YES! Oh an incase people were oblivious to "Jim" i thought he sounded like "Chimp" like "Monkey" so... yah...
"Ploise Explayne"Q. What floats your boat?
A. Well I don't have a boat :( But caffeine would do so.
Q. Will DiNozzo screw up royally?
A. Naw I'm too nice to make him screw up.
Q. Will it be uncovered that Kate is a world champion break dancer?
A. Unfotunately no.
Q. And will there be Frisbees involved?
A. God I wish I did involve them now. Just have one randomly fly around their head whilst dancing. Oooh oooh by order of me, I now say that while Tony is reminding Kate, a lone Frisbee was sailing around over the dancefloor and hit McGee in the head. Jolly good.
"Tarantism"Q. Why the hell weren't Frisbee's involved?
A. They are now xDD
Q. Is Kate schitzophranic?
A. No. Just dea- NO SHE"S NOT DEAD! She's just in a very deep sleep with magic marker on her forehead.
Q. Kudos to anyone that tell's me the names of the songs I used and the other place Kate's quote came from and what the chapter title means? I'd send you a jelly bea if i was able to.
A. Well kudos to me then, I used "What's on the Radio" by the Living End, "Jerk it out" by The Caesars. The quote came from the OC when Seth was talking about sex, but of course. And Tarantism means "To relieve sadness by dancing" as according to the magazine I found it out. And CSIMel cheated xP. I shoulda mentioned no Googling allowed. So lissa-bhw gets the deserved kudos for her close answer xDD
Q. Shall I include a chapter after this answering all of the annoying pointless questions?
A. And so concludes my annoyingly annoying questions XD
Ahhh and it has come to the end, I shall refrain from asking more question… for now. Mwuhaha.
Thanks heaps and heaps and heaps for all the reviews… but I still didn't catch up to CSIMel and she's still got a chapter or a few to come now, don't you mel, huh huh huh? –Prods hard- Oh well, reviews are awesome, no matter how many I get, so be sure to click the button for my next SHINY IMPLIED TATED STORY, coming soon to a computer screen near you.
Lovez, Alli
(0) Answers may/may not make any sense, have a point, answer the question, or have anything to do with the actual story. kap0w apologises for any injuries it may/may not have inflicted upon readers.