Hyperactive Battle of the Words
disclaimer: this chapter may be a wee bit odd
Sasuke
"Nomi, Nomi, wake up!" whispered Sasuke as he held Nomi's head in her lap. Tears streamed down his face, onto her face.
"Cough, Cough, Caugh! Aw man, that tastes nasty man, what do you put in that stuff? That stuff's powerful enough to wake the dead!" exclaimed Nomi.
"Well it looks like your sister is all right Sasuke," smiled Kakashi.
As Kakashi spoke, Nomi's stomach growled louder than Niagara Falls.
"Nomi, how long, have you not eaten or slept?" asked Kakashi as he saw the numerous amount of bags underneath her eyes.
"Umm, six months," Nomi smiled warily, "wait, sniff, sniff." She jumped onto the deer behind her and took a ravishing bite. In half a minute, there was nothing left of the deer, but the bones. As she ate, the others stared in horror as she quickly demolished the deer in mere seconds.
"Aahh, that's what I call a meal," smiled Nomi.
"Does anyone think that was weird?" asked Sakura.
"Hey man, I am not normal, remember? My requirements for food differ greatly from yours," spoke Nomi.
Sasuke bit his lip.
Kakashi
"Sasuke, calm down, there is nothing wrong, she is only being herself," smiled Kakashi.
"If being a demon person is my sister, then I want no part of knowing her," denounced Sasuke.
"If you don't like me, then fine, I'll leave. I just thought that I would hang out with you guys for a while," calmly spoke Nomi.
"Look, I am sure that he didn't mean that-" spoke Kakashi.
"I have the upmost confidence that my brother says what he means," spoke Nomi.
"Look sister, I was just acting on impulse, allright," half-whispered Sasuke.
"No that is not fine, you need to be more precise with your language, and besides, lying will only get you a life of pain and misery. So I suggest you don't do it," spat Nomi.
"Hmmm, she seems like she is more adultlike than Sasuke. Compared to her, Sasuke is an immature child. Hmmm, I wonder what she was before." Thought Kakashi.
Nomi
"So," asked Nomi facing Sakura and Naruto, "I don't believe I'm asking this, but, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a Ninja and live together with my dear Sasuke," envisioned Sakura.
"RIGHT, and you do know that if he was to be a full time Ninja you would barely see him, and besides, that is the CRAZIEST dream that I have ever heard!" shouted Nomi.
"No it is not!" shouted Sakura back.
"It is crazy and you know it, only a FOOL would want to marry at such a young age!" retorted Nomi.
That quieted Sakura. A sneer of satisfaction calmed her down.
"So Naruto, what do you want to be?" asked Nomi calmly.
"Well, I want to be a Kage, not just a Kage, but the greatest that ever lived! Believe it!" triumphantly exclaimed Naruto.
Kakashi
"Are you freakingly searious? In order to be a Kage you need to be smart, strong, wise, and powerful. All you are is a pain in the ass!" shouted Nomi.
"I am not a pain in the ass, you are!" shouted Naruto.
"That's the best comeback that I haven't heard since I was five. You are such a looser!" shouted Nomi.
"You're the looser!" rebuffed Naruto.
"Oh no, a person who can squabble with Naruto. This is going to give me a migrane!" thought Kakashi.
At the same moment that Kakashi thought this, Nomi sent him a withering glance that said i-will-try-to-make-this-quick-so-you-won't-have-to squeal-in-pain-caus-I-don't-want-to-hear-any-baby-sounds.
"Oh please, you shouldn't waste your breath!" shouted Nomi.
"Oh yah, well, your breath is bigger than mine! You shouldn't waste your breath!" shouted.
"Kage need to be smart, and that you are not!" shouted Nomi.
"Yeah, so-"
"Ah ha ha ha, you really are a looser, you just said that you weren't smart!" laughed Nomi.
Everyone else looked dumbfounded at Naruto, then to Nomi. It was clear that someone had bested him in a hyperactive argument. Naruto reddened never before had he been beaten by a girl in an argument.
"What's your deal, shouldn't you be making camp? Night is soon, and there are many dangers in the night," Nomi calmly, and slyly said.