Summary: The infamous Akatsuki is now recruiting new members! None other than Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, and the Leader is holding the tryouts! (Yay)What'll happen? ( Sorry I suck at summaries) Warning: Posible OCC

The Akatsuki Tryouts A black haired Leaf Genin walked through the crowded streets of Konoha

"Another boring day." Thought the Genin as he stalked through the streets.

The Genin continued to walk slowly. That was until he saw the local village bulletin board.

"Ramen cooks wanted, nope. The Genin read boringly as his brown eye's scrutinized the flyers. Free fuuma shuriken, Akatsuki tryouts… WTF!

Right there in the middle of the bulletin board, was a black poster with the words "Akatsuki Tryouts" in red(Can't believe he didn't notice that). On the left it had text that read: Do you hate your job? Do you want to leave your village? Do you enjoy extracting demons out of people and watching their faces twist in terror? If you said yes to one of those questions, join the Akatsuki! Tryouts are being held the Secret (not secret anymore) Akatsuki Hideout in the River Country. Upon joining, you'll receive an Akatsuki member cloak. But first you got to leave your village!

"That's real smart leaving the location of their hideout out in the open so the ANBU can find them." Said Neji as he walked past the Genin. "Then again… maybe I should tell ANBU about this. I could get a reward for this."

The Hyuuga silently chuckled to himself and ran off to the ANBU.

"I never really liked the village to begin"… Said the Genin. "I guess I'll leave. But first I got to ask Mom.

(His house)

"Hey Mom can I run away from the village and join the Akatsuki?" asked the Genin.

"Okay Juan." His mom answered. "Have fun at this "Akatsuki"!"

"Shannaro!" The Genin said happily. "See ya later Mom!"

And with that, Juan ran to his room to pack his stuff.

(Meanwhile at the village gate)

Juan arrived at the gate at midnight ready to get the hell out of Konoha.

Just when he was about to call for the gatekeeper to open the gate, he was spotted by the gatekeeper himself.

"Yo gatekeeper!" yelled Juan. "Can you open up the gate?"

"No dice kid!" answered the gatekeeper. "You got to have permission from the Fifth to leave the village!" "Now get back home, kid!"

But Juan didn't budge.

"If you don't open up this damn gate right now, countered Juan, I'll tell everyone in Konoha that you still live with your Mom! In her basement!"

"Nooo!" Cried the gatekeeper. "Not that!" "Alright I'll open the gate for you!"

"Heh heh… said Juan. Blackmail always works."

Juan quickly ran away before the ANBU and Hunter Nins would find him.

( The "Secret" Akatsuki Hideout)

Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, and Zetsu were sitting at a gray folding table in gray metal folding chairs, in their gray hideout (Hehe gray)

Itachi took a deep breath and exhaled.

"I can't believe the Leader is making us do this." Said Itachi. Nine of us is enough already." Itachi then took a sip from his Mountain Dew can.

"I guess orders are orders… yeah." (You all know who said this, right?)

"This is pretty stupid." Complained Kisame. Is Leader smoking weed or something?"

"Wrong move." Thought Zetsu

"I heard that!" yelled the voice of the Leader. "If you don't follow my orders I will force feed you Shark Fin soup!"

Kisame fell out of his chair, screaming in anguish.

"Not Shark Fin soup!" cried Kisame. "Anything but that!"

Kisame began to rock himself like he was having a withdrawal.

"Okkay… Said Itachi.

"I joined just for the free donuts." Sasori said randomly. "I like donuts."

Dead silence

"Umm… guys?" Said Deidara. "Some people are here… yeah."

Itachi sighed. "Alright, lets get this over with.

End Chapter

YondaimeUzumaki: Okay this was first story. It might be a little stupid. Don't flame me and I won't flame you. Read and Review please!