Sorry about the spelling mistakes, people! My major's Illustration and Metals/Ceramics, not English. But I do like writing. . . .
Next chapter will be using Letta's ideas! And after that, Generally Maz's! Thanks a bunch, guys!
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ShikaNaru Drabble #12
Clone Sex
"Shikamaru?" Naruto asked weakly, scratching at his stomach absently as a light sheen of sweat covered the entire expanse of his skin.
The temperature outside was nearing an unbearable hundred and ten degrees and the air inside of their apartment wasn't much better, even if they were maxing out the air conditioner and had countless fans stationed around the room for air circulation.
"Hm?" Shikamaru grunted, sprawled across the couch in nothing more than a pair of green boxers and socks. He fanned his face with his hand, reaching out to kick Naruto's hand away when the blond began messing with his feet.
Naruto was lying on the wooden floor, arms length away from the couch (and Shikamaru's feet) and almost completely surrounded by small, portable fans that were blasting air at full speed. The blond was currently stripped down to absolutely nothing, and Shikamaru knew he would have found the scene attractive if not for the obnoxious heat.
"I was just wondering. . . ."
Naruto dragged out the silence, poking at Shikamaru's clothed feet again.
"Get on with it." Shikamaru grumbled, heat making him more irritable than normal. He pulled his foot out of Naruto's reach, glaring at the panting boy on the floor. Naruto stuck his tongue out at him.
"If I made a clone. . . ."
"Mmhm."
"And you made a clone. . . ."
". . . .Yeah. . . ."
Naruto was touching his toes again.
"And they had sex. . . ."
"Oh God…"
". . . .Would that be like you and I having sex?"
". . . ."
". . . .Well?"
"Shut up."
"Hey! I was just wondering!" Naruto shouted, covering his head as Shikamaru kicked at it.
"You're an idiot."
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