YondaimeUzumaki: Welcome to the third chapter peoples! As you know there was some OCC in the last chapter. When you review be honest and be kind! So far I only have two reviews, but hey, it's a start!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, it's characters, and Crispy Cream Donuts.
Chapter 3: Weirder Every Minute"Well that's one down, 93 more to go!" Kisame said while crossing out numbers on a notepad.
Every other shinobi in the hideout hoped to get in just as Shinra did last chapter. Some had come to the tryouts just to receive free donuts upon joining. And you know everyone just loves those Crispy Cream Donuts.
"Alright, who to choose?" Asked Itachi.
He held out his pointing finger and moved it through the air in the direction of the noobs. His finger landed on a black haired girl who just so happened to be from the Leaf village or Konohagakure.
The girl was of about an average height and her long black hair had thin streaks of gold in some spots. Her forehead-protector hung loosely around her neck. What caught Itachi's attention was the fact that her chest was a little bigger than the girls in her age group (Itachi's not a perv you frickin pervs and he never will be!). She wore a black hoodie and pants that reached her feet.
"What?" The girl said coldly.
"You there, called Itachi, it's your turn."
"Hn." She replied in an almost Sasuke-like manner.
She walked toward the table and stood waiting for Itachi to say something.
"Name?" Asked Itachi.
"Leiko."
"Okay Leiko, you got any special accomplishments you've achieved? Asked Itachi.
"I graduated at the top of my class at age 8 and I became a Chuunin at age 11." Leiko replied. "I heard you killed your clan when you were 13."
"Hmm… not bad, kid." Said Itachi.
"Hn."
"I'll show you my special jutsu, Uchiha." Said Leiko.
She performed a few hand seals and shouted the words:
"Katon: Hell's Blade Technique!"
For a moment or so there was nothing, but suddenly a long sword shaped flame enveloped her left arm. The heat that radiated from the flame was quite great. People began to sweat from the heat.
"With this technique, I have conquered many battles. It is what got me through the Chuunin Exam." Leiko said coolly.
The shinobi stared at the fiery blade of fire in awe. There was no doubt that this would get her into the Akatsuki.
"Wow it seems like the ninja of today are getting quite impressive." Said Itachi. "You're in."
Leiko received her cloak and Crispy Cream Donuts and walked off toward Shinra.
"Okay just so you know, if you do get into our group wait over there." Kisame said as he pointed where Leiko and Shinra were.
Just then Zetsu came back with his fork and knife in one hand and his bottle of (now empty) BBQ sauce. He was panting and stopped walking to catch his breath.
"Soo… what'd he taste like?" Asked Sasori.
"Really good… like… chicken." Answered the plant man. "I… like chicken."
Then Zetsu's ahem split facecringed .
"Aw man!" Zetsu said while clutching his stomach. "I gotta take a crap!"
Zetsu ran off to the bathroom. Not the men's bathroom, not the women's bathroom, but the other bathroom that I don't want to talk about.
"And next person." Said Itachi.
A tall Mist Jounin stepped forward. This ninja looked different than the others. He wore a Chuunin vest and goggles. The goggles didn't conceal the scar that ran diagonally over his right eye. His bluish- black hair was spiked and swayed to the left a little. He had a large kunai held in a sheath strapped on his left leg. His face wore a very serious expression.
"What's your name?" Asked a certain Uchiha
"Tetsuya, Korari."
"First, tell us about yourself." Said Itachi.
"Well I'm 30 years old and I'm from the Mist village." Answered Korari. "I like stealing weapons from my enemies and swimming with the sharks at the bay."
"Okay so what is a special jutsu you like using in battle?" Questioned Kisame.
"Suiro no Jutsu."
Kisame seemed to be impressed by this. His face began to smile as if he was going to burst out laughing.
And guess what. He started laughing.
Korari looked at the shark dude with a puzzled look. He just couldn't understand why Kisame was laughing.
"Aw man, I used to use that jutsu all the time to torture my enemies." Kisame said still laughing. "Zabuza taught me that one."
(Flash back: Kisame's time in the 7 Swordsmen )
"Suiro no Jutsu!" Shouted Kisame.
In an instant, the Stone ninja he was fighting was caught in a circular prison of spiraling water. The Stone ninja was caught completely off guard by the technique. The Stone-nin desperately tried to escape but to no avail.
"Ha!" Not so tough now huh!" Taunted Kisame.
"Y-you bastard!" "Let me out of here!" Snapped the Stone-nin.
"Not if you keep on calling me a bastard." Said Kisame. "I'm not going to let you out until you give us Zabuza's Green Day CD."
"How about now?" The Stone-nin said pulling out the Mushroom Bacon Cheese Burger from that the recent Wendy's commercial. He was trying to
"Nope."
"Hand it over already you jackass!" Zabuza snapped from Kisame's right.
Suddenly Kisame pulled out a bag of money from god knows where.
"You want the money?" "You want it?" "I know you do." Kisame taunted.
"Give it to me!" the Stone-nin said greedily.
"Not unless you give back the Green Day CD." Said Kisame.
"NOOO!"
(End flashback)
"Ah yes good times." Said Kisame. "They always used to steal Zabuza's Green Day CDs."
(Zabuza in heaven)
"Hey that's not funny Kisame!" Zabuza shouted from heaven.
"OHWHENYOUDIEI'MSOGONNASTRANGLEYOU!"
(Oh when you die, I'm so going to strangle you!)
Zabuza continued to spout threats to Kisame not knowing he could not be heard. Zabuza continued talking really fast until he suddenly started hyperventilating like crazy.
"Zabuza-san!" Haku cried from his right. "Hang on!"
"Haku!" "Get me the medication!"
(Now back to the hideout)
"This ain't a walk down memory lane Kisame!" Said Itachi. "We're holding tryouts."
"I knew that." Lied Kisame.
Another hand shot up in the air yet again. It belonged to a Rock Genin.
"Dude do we like, get paid?" he asked.
"Duh." "Of course you get paid." Answered Itachi. "Didn't you read the flyers?" "It's 20 dollars an hour." The Uchiha held up the tryouts flyer with the letters in red ink. He pointed to the sentence that told the pay rate.
"Nope I'm illiterate." He said.
"Then how did you find this place if you're illiterate, huh?" Questioned Sasori.
"Uhh… I don't know."
Sasori screamed in frustration. No one knew how the Genin was so stupid.
"Alright you little retard!" "Get out, or we'll force you to watch educational television!" Snapped the puppet master.
The Genin screamed in horror and ran out the erm… door back to his momma in the Stone village.
Everyone stared at the entrance for a few moments for no apparent reason at all.
"Uhh, sorry to keep you waiting Korari." Apologized Kisame. "Wait over there with the rest of the two." Your training will commence after the tryouts are over."
And with that, Korari received his donuts and cloak and went to wait with Shinra and Leiko.
"Attention." Called a voice
Everyone turned around confused and puzzled. They couldn't seem to figure out where the voice was coming.
"Attention!" the voice called yet again. "Look up you retards!" "The intercom!"
Everyone looked up and saw a large black intercom mounted in one of the corners of the uh… walls.
"The rest of you will not be getting in that easily." The voice shouted. "We will pit you against each other, and your skills and power will be rated from 1-10." "No complaining bitches!"
"This should be interesting." Said Itachi.
A murmur of agreement spread throughout the table and a "yeah" yet again from Deidara.
End ChapterYondaimeUzumaki: Alright that's the end of the third chapter. Prepare for some fighting in the next chapter! Please read and review!