YondaimeUzumaki: Thanks for the reviews guys! As I said here's the fourth chapter! Prepare for some fighting. Hope you like this one!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Crispy Cream Donuts, and Green Day. I only own Leiko, Shinra, Baku, Korari, and the jutsus I made up. Damn…
Chapter 4: All Out Brawl
Akatsuki TryoutsItachi eyes scrutinized the remaining people in the crowd. He was going to pick people at random out of all of them.
"Lets see… Said Itachi. "You!" "Stone ninja!" "And you Leaf ninja!"
The Stone ninja had a very muscular build and he wore a vest with the kanji Earth on the back. The Leaf ninja was shorter and not as muscular. He wore chains around his waist that contained kunai and shuriken.
"Okay I'll put this simple." Explained Itachi. "Kick each other's asses until only one of you is standing." "Your skills will be rated from one to ten so were not just counting how strong you are."
"Sasori?"
"Gotcha man!" Replied Sasori. The puppet master pulled out a boom box and started playing the Naruto battle theme. Sasori put on an askew cap and a blingbling.
"Go!"
The two ninja charged forward at amazing speed both getting ready to throw kunai at each other. They both seized the small daggers and threw at each other's face. The two blades collided and clanked onto the ground.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Yelled the Leaf ninja.
5 exact clones of himself soon surrounded him both all assuming a fighting stance.
"Hmph… not bad." Commented the Stone ninja. "But that won't be able to save your sorry ass."
"Ninpou: Camouflage Technique."
That very second he disappeared from sight. No one thought the Leaf ninja would be able win now.
"Where'd he go?" Said the Leaf ninja. "Dammit, he's erased his smell." "I can't see or smell him, so I'll have to hear for him."
Unknown to him the Stone ninja was stealthy moving behind him, not making a sound at all.
"Heh, sucker." Thought the Stone ninja.
The now invisible guy through an invisible punch at the not invisible clone. (A/N: Heh invisible) The clone disappeared in a puff of smoke. It was now an all out game of find-the-real-body.
"One down four more to go." He thought.
The battle began to heat up as the Stone-nin continued his assault on the Leaf-nin. All though the Leaf-nin would dodge by luck on some occasions he was still losing. The crowd of shinobi held up signs made of cardboard that said stuff like: kick ass or you suck Leaf ninjas!
The Stone-nin delivered another punch at one of the clones causing it to disappear in a puff of smoke.
The Leaf ninja was panting heavily as he was beginning to fatigue unlike his opponent. It seemed there was no way the Leaf ninja could win now.
"Calm down, Botan." The Leaf ninja thought to himself. "Now's the time to use that jutsu."
Botan closed his eyes and concentrated his chakra as if he was meditating, because well… he was… sort of.
He formed the Tiger seal and held his hands close to his nose.
Ninpou: Supreme Hearing no Jutsu!
Botan emitted some chakra from his body, signaling he was done with his jutsu.
The Stone ninja ran quickly making almost no noise at all preparing to kick him in the neck. But that didn't mean Botan couldn't hear him.
The Leaf ninja defended against the attack by ducking a mere one second before he was struck.
"The fuck?" Thought the Stone ninja. "He can hear me." "Well… this could be interesting."
(5 minutes and one knocked out Stone ninja later)
A bruised and battered Stone ninja lay unconscious on the ground with swirly eyes.
The five Akatsuki members held up signs showing their opinion from 1-10. For the Stone ninja, Itachi's sign said 7.5, Sasori's sign said 9, Kisame's sign said 7, Zetsu's sign said 8.3, and Deidara's sign said 10(You can tell right? The jutsu was used by a Stone ninja in the Kakashi Gaiden arc. So Dei had to be impressed.).
Botan's scores were a little higher than the other guy's one. Botan was proud of himself, but was not feeling arrogant.
"Okay considering both of you showed considerable skills, you are now official members of the Akatsuki. The voice of the Leader said from the intercom. "Congratulations."
The crowd of shinobi applauded the two ninja as Botan carried the Stone ninja's unconscious body to the table to receive their cloaks and donuts.
"Next two contestants! Shouted the Leader's voice. "Step forward!"
The next two people were the Grass Chuunin from chapter 2 (Kenta) and a Sand Chuunin female who wore a hood over her head (Jun).
"Hey bitch, you wearing the hood to hide your ugliness?" Insulted the Grass Chuunin. He was obviously trying to get a rise out of her.
She said nothing.
"Everyone, move out of the area." She said slowly.
The newbies scrambled out of the way over to the tables. A couple of people started taking out bags of popcorn.
"It's time for you to die quickly and rather quite painlessly." She said.
"Futon: Desert Quicksand Technique."
That very second, grainy quicksand surrounded the area of their battle.
The Grass ninja tried to move forward to attack only to find that his feet were slowly beginning to sink into it. (A/N: Oh that's real smart. It's quicksand! Doesn't he watch the movies?)
The young girl smirked under her hood and began to sink into the sand. As you can see, the technique does not affect the user only the opponent.
The Grass ninja began to quaver in fear as he began to sweat bullets. His pupils began to shrink as he continued to shake like a kid who needed to use the bathroom.
Unknown to him, Jun was slowly swimming through the sand waiting to pull him down like a shark about to pull down an unsuspecting swimmer. (A/N: This girl uses techniques similar to Gaara. She doesn't have a demon and isn't bloodthirsty. Once again this is another made up jutsu.)
"W-where is that b-bitch?" He stammered.
"Down here…"
Just then a pair of hands popped out of the sand and grabbed him by his ankles.
"Ninpou: Jaws of Death Technique."
Jun pulled Kenta down, as the Grass ninja screamed and was clawing at the sand desperately trying to get a hold of something, but to no avail. Then he was pulled down completely and his muffled screams were heard but were drowned by the sounds of Jun stabbing him with kunai.Moments later, his body was thrown out of the requiem full of wounds and cuts.
"He's still alive, just gravely injured." Jun said calmly.
Everyone stared at her in awe. The Akatsuki members had never seen anything like that before. She'd be perfect in the organization. She was as sure as hell, in.
"10!" "You're in!" The Akatsuki members said in unison.
Jun smiled in mere satisfaction, and removed her hood. She wasn't ugly like Kenta assumed, but was average looking. She had crimson eyes and her hair was in a short, spiky ponytail.
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Cheered The Leader. "Next!"
YondaimeUzumaki: Sorry for the delay! At Sasuke's Chapter 2 will be up soon! Read and review please!