This story has more alerts than Flickering Light and that makes me sad.
...Merry Christmas? (gives Digital big plate of cookies)
Dear Santa!
Hi! My name's Tony Tony Chopper! Wow, I can't believe I get to write to you! You're almost as cool as USOPP! Or Zoro! Or Luffy! Hey, do you have any special powers? I heard that one of your reindeer as a funny colored nose just like me! My nose is blue! Do your reindeer talk, to? I can talk, and I can write, too! Hey, do you think your reindeer can write to me some time? That'd be so cool!
Well, I've been a very good reindeer this year, I think! Do you give presents to reindeer, too? If you don't, well, I'm sort of half human! I hope that counts! Usopp told me that you can give out presents to all of those who've been good this year, so I'm gonna give you an idea, too!
I have plenty of medical supplies, plenty of food (although it'd be nice if Luffy stopped eating it all), and I'm in the best pirate crew in the whole world! So I don't need anything like that... but there is one thing I'd like! The other day, when I was walking with Sanji to the market down the street, I saw this little girl and a lady walking down the street. The little girl was holding the shaggy old dog or was panting really heavy. His eyes were sorta closed, and he wasn't saying anything. He didn't seem like he was old, just really sick. The little girl was crying, asking her her mom what was wrong with her dog and if he'd be okay. I think they were going to the clinic down the street or something. because the lady said the vet would take good care of her dog, and it wouldn't be in pain anymore.
And then the little girl asked why she would never be able to see her dog again if he wouldn't be in any more pain, and the lady said that she didn't have all of the answers.
I wanted to go see if I could help the girl's dog, but Sanji stopped me. He looked really sad, and he said that there wasn't anything I could do.
But maybe you can help, Santa! Help the little girl see her dog again! Because the poor thing looked half-dead, and the human was crying all over him. So all I want for Christmas is for the dog to come back from the vet! And then they can be happy again! That's all I want for Christmas. And I'm sure the little girl is wishing for the same thing, so you can get us both done at the same time! Even if I am only half human, she all-human!
Thank you, Santa! And have a Merry Christmas! And say 'hi' to the red-nosed reindeer for me! And get lots of snow! And eat tons of cookies! And have a Merry Christmas, too, you bastard!
From,
Tony Tony Chopper
PS: Zoro has been kinda nervous lately, so would you mind helping him, too? Thanks!
...that was sad o.O. Not cheerful at all.
And there was a tiny hint of shounen-ai in there. An itty-bitty one. Like if you squint at it, you'll see it.