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Dear Santa,
Why am I writing this?
I have so many more important things to do right now. Like going to go get the lovely Robin her cup of coffee. But my Nami-san is glaring at me every time I try to set the paper down, so I may as well write. She looks so beautiful when she's angry!
Well then, I may has well get it over with. Have I been good this year? As far as a pirate goes, I guess. I have been absolutely wonderful to the beautiful Nami-san and Robin-chan, of course! I make sure they both get the proper nutrition, that they sleep well! Ahhh, I have been very good to them!
And so, with that said, what I'd like for Christmas... is Robin-chan and Nami-san under the mistletoe with me! Ha ha! With Santa Claus hats on! Yes... Oh, and short red dresses with white fleece on the ends! And black belts! Oh, and maybe some knee-high black boots! Ahhh, can you not picture them in all of their beautiful glory?
Are you picturing them right now? You perverted asshole! Don't you dare think of my Nami and Robin in that way! Only I can think of them that way, bastard! Don't make me come up their and beat your fucking ass in, you shitty elf!
I think that's all I really wanted to say. Oh, and one more thing. I wish that stupid swordsman falls over the ship's railing and freezes to death in the water.
And that Luffy would stop eating through all of the god damn food supply.
And be sure to bring some books for my lovely Robin-chan!
And new clothes for Nami-san to make her look even more beautiful then she already is! Of course, I hardly think that's possible... But hey, you work miracles, right?
Signed, your master chef,
Sanji
So short... but I'm so tired. G'night.