This is the last letter; next is Luffy's but that's combined with the last chapter. So Merry Christmas everyone!
Dear Santa!
Ha, you should be honored that I'm writing you a letter. Not everyone gets a letter fromt he Great Captain Usopp! Yes, I am the captain of this pirate ship! Oh, but I don't spread poverty.! No, I spread peace and joy throughout the land with my amazing talents and leadership!
That gets me on the good list, right?
Wow! All right then, what do I want for Christmas? Hmm... I'm not really sure, actually. But first, a question! How do you get that sleigh to fly, let alone so fast? I mean, only I, the Great Usopp-sama, can make reindeer fly (I use the mystical corn that I got off of a village of trolls after saving their village from the chicken pox, a volcano, and a dragon) so there must be something in the sleigh itself!
The Going Merry flew once, but that really doesn't count too much. You know, considering part of the reason we actually flew was because of an upwards spiral of WATERY DEATH! Not that I was scared or anything! For I am afraid of nothing! No cliff too high to climb, no meat too tough to chew, no wound too large to heal!
Although it does get hard to do such things without the proper supplies.
So for Christmas, I'd like a new set of tools! You know, for fix-ups around the ship. Hmmm... I'm inventing some new weapons lately, so chemicals would be great! Not those stupid kits where they give you a wide variety with only little samples. Those are for kids and won't get me anywhere. I think that's it, basically.
Well, that's all I, the Great Usopp, have to say for now! And remember, if you ever run into any trouble---be it sleigh crash, avalanche, toy shortage, or low cookie supply (one hundred belli says Luffy ate them)---just call I, the Great Captain Usopp-sama! Have a Merry Christmas!
Your truly and amazingly,
The Great Captain Usopp
That's it. Next chapter is tomorrow! Merry Christmas, everyone! And for those who said the ideas in this are great, a lot came from DigitalDreamer because I kept on asking what the Strawhats would want for Christmas, heh heh.