-1The Tale Of Emma Light-Magic Horrorson

By Xx Magenta xX

((A/N: Thanks to the (Insert sarcasm) tremendous reviews I got for the first chapter (47 hits and zero reviews), I'm continuing the story. Also, can someone tell me how to spell 'Leila'? My computer keeps telling me it's spelt LEILA, but I keep seeing 'Layla' on here.))

Chapter 2

Leila and Maj walked into the girl's locker room before gym, completely expecting normal. They were wrong. Emma had two plastics cornered with what looked like a Fell Beast from The Lord Of The Rings (It was about the size of a large Doberman or Great Dane).

"Now, STOP COMMENTING ON MY LEGS!" Emma screamed, the Fell Beast shrieking in a high pitched whine that made everyone in the locker room fall to their knees and cover their ears. The two plastics stood up nodding, the more blonde of the two opening her mouth to make another comment but the Fell Beast raised the spines on its back and neck and shut her up. As soon as the two plastics were in the gym, Emma crossed her arms and let them fall to her sides. The Fell Beast dissipated to smoke, and Emma picked up her always-present backpack and walked out of the room in a boy's gym uniform. Orange tank top, blue pants, both emblazoned with the school logo.

"Does she always take her backpack with her?" Maj asked Leila. The hippie shrugged and walked over to her locker. She opened it and the entire room began to smell of Honeysuckle.

"I don't know. Why don't you ask Kurt?" Leila asked, pulling out her well folded gym clothes.

"Who, the guy with the tail that can teleport and has a freaky watch? I'm not going anywhere NEAR him." Said Maj, opening her locker and trying her luck at pulling out her rumpled gym clothes one at a time without getting bitten by the cursed paper Iguana one of the seniors had stuffed in there the week before.

"Why don't you have the janitor get rid of that?" Leila asked, pointing to the hissing blue construction paper Iguana.

"Who, Gordy? He only takes cursed paper animals out of lockers when they help his life mission of catching that Ferret." Said Maj, hissing back at the Iguana before slamming her locker.

"Oh… Ok." Leila said, bemused. She quickly changed to her gym clothes and walked out to the gym with Maj close behind her. The two sat down with the rest of their friends, but Leila chanced to look across the room to the gym stands that were hardly ever used anymore. Emma was laying between two concrete seats and footrests, wedged in the small depression. She was typing away at a laptop she had pulled out of her backpack.

"Hey, she looks lonely. Wanna go cheer her up?" Leila asked Will. He shrugged and looked over to where his girlfriend was pointing. Emma was still typing away at her laptop, but now it looked more like she was listening to something as well.

"I dunno Leila… She looks fine to me." Said Will, getting a playful slap from the redhead.

"She looks fine. Funny! She's probably lonely!" Said Leila, getting up and dragging her boyfriend up along with her. Zach put one arm out to stop her, however.

"Leila, girl, she can make movie monsters! The mummies from The Fog have crowbars and axes and boathooks and stuff that's, like, really sharp!" Zach squeaked, making a hook with one finger and putting his hand in his sleeve.

"Cute Zach. I nominate Ethan to go talk to her." Said Maj, raising her hand and grabbing Zach's and making him do the same. Leila gave her a stern look, while Ethan opened and closed his mouth repetitively. He finally regained his voice, and started squeaking like Zach had been doing.

"Man, I'm not going over there! She's not right in the head!" Said Ethan, making a small swirl in the air next to his head. Will nodded, sitting back down.

"He's right, you know. Hey, where's Warren?" Will asked, looking around the gym for his best friend. After a minute of searching, he found no trace of him.

"I think he's in detention with Kurt. You know, weird guy with blue hair, tail that tried to kill Emma?" Leila asked, and Will nodded, then did a double take.

"What for?" Will asked, almost afraid to ask. Kurt had a history of practical jokes since the beginning of the year, the most recent one involving a cheese grater and a chalkboard over the intercom.

"Something about a fishing pole and the Principal's skirt." Maj supplied, and what self control over the twitching in his left eye he had, Will lost of control of.

"Do I even WANT to know how Warren got involved?" Will asked. Nobody nodded 'yes'. "Ok, Leila, go talk to Emma, since you think she's lonely." Said Will, pointing to Emma. Now she was scrunched up so she was sitting on her feet and tush, her laptop balanced on her knees. Leila got up and began the slight trek over towards the other side of the gym, silently coming up behind Emma. Turns out she had been watching a movie for the past ten minutes of gym. It was IT, and Emma was totally engrossed in it, earpieces in so as Coach Boomer wouldn't hear it.. Slowly, Leila reached forward and did something completely and absolutely… Stupid. She tapped Emma on the shoulder just as IT popped up on the screen. Emma screamed, jumping up with her computer clutched tightly in both hands and the same clown popping up next to her. Next came a light mist around her ankles, turning into a fog. Without warning what looked like a miniature alien from the movie series 'Alien' crawled out of her bag, and the veritable plethora of monsters turned their sights on Leila.

"I didn't mean to scare you, really." Said Leila, scooting away from the monsters.

"Do NOT scare me in the middle of my movies!" Emma said, setting her computer down and crossing her arms. As they fell to her sides, it was like a rewind. The IT clown disappeared into dust, the Alien crawled back into her bag and The Fog began to dissipate.

"Angelica, Alicia, who do you want to beat next?" Coach Boomer asked, interrupting the escape plan Leila had just cooked up to get away from Emma. Ethan was right. She wasn't right in the head. The two plastics Emma had been threatening earlier were in the ring, stiletto heels under their gym armor making them seem taller. Two very beaten looking people were leaving the field and heading for the locker rooms.

"We pick Light-Magic Horrorson…" Alicia said, pointing at Emma. She opened her mouth to complain, but shut it when she almost dropped her computer.

"And we pick Wagner!" Angelica yelled, pointing at Kurt. He and Warren had just walked into the gym.

"Vhat did I do?" Kurt asked, looking up at the ceiling. Emma quickly packed her things away and walked down to the field, grabbing the nearest set of armor. It was black and orange spandex under armor with a 6 on it.

"Great. Two more of me and I could be morbid." Emma muttered, walking out onto the 'field'. She quickly took a stance and waited for Kurt. He popped into being next to her in a cloud of brimstone smelling smoke.

"Angelica, Alicia, you want to be heroes or villains?" Coach Boomer asked the two plastics.

"Heroes. We would NEVER be the scum of the universe." Said Angelica. Boomer nodded, saying something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like 'Too late'.

"You have three minutes to immobilize your villains and save the citizen. Ready, set, BATTLE!" Boomer yelled, and Angelica sprung into action. She jumped into the air and spun, much like a scene from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and when she stopped she had two large angel wings. Alicia did the same, but when she stopped she had two large red and black bat wings.

"Do you think this will be hard for her?" Leila asked Will as she slid into her seat.

"At least I'm watching and not fighting." Said Will, watching with intent as Angelica fired off a blast of ice at Emma. She dodged, jumping and rolling across the floor. She got up and crossed her arms, uncrossing them and flinging them to her sides as The Fog sprung up around her ankles. After it was about five feet deep in the arena, a fan kicked in and began to blow it away from the half of the gym Emma wasn't in. As that happened, six blue mummies, wrapped in white with shining red eyes were made visible. Stepping out of the fog next was an Alien queen, surrounded by face huggers, Predator, a bazooka of some sort over one shoulder, a giant spider that most recognized as Shelob, a tall mottled brown figure with foot long toes and fingers with an elongated cranium not unlike Mr. Medulla's, a Fell Beast, this time the real size. Perched atop the Fell Beast was the Witch King of Dol Amroth, flaming sword in one hand and mace in the other. Emma stepped out of The Fog with a smirk plastered on her face, as Kurt walked out after her. He suddenly disappeared with his BAMF sound and the smell of brimstone, and appeared over Alicia. He landed on her back, 'porting again and landing in The Fog. Another BAMF, and he was falling on Angelica. Yet another 'porting session, and Angelica was in The Fog. Several screams ripped through the air, and Emma began to laugh.

"Let them out. If either girl is harmed, you'll be kicked out of the school!" Boomer yelled, and Emma stopped laughing.

"You have same personality as Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy rolled together. You're anti fun, and sadistic at the same time. The Fog mummies won't hurt them, unless I accidentally lose control…" Emma trailed off, smiling. She finally sighed as another scream rent the air, and she crossed her arms and dropped them. All of the monsters dissolved to mist, swirling together before spiraling into Emma's back. Angelica and Alicia were huddled together, neither girl making a sound. They were both as white as paper.

I had better see some reviews for this, I broke my ONESHOT promise to put this up.