Suki
Chapter 7:
Dating for Dirt
Disclaimer: Just when I feel happy you tell me to do this again. :cries: come on. Can't I own Inuyasha and its characters just this once? ...Fine! Be that way! I don't own Inuyasha or any of its characters.
Sango and Kagome were sitting in Kagome's room. "He did that?" Sango asked, "What a jerk!" "Yeah," Kagome replied pointing to Inuyasha who was sitting in the corner, "And Inuyasha hasn't talked since then."
"Wait," Sango replied, "I have an idea." Sango handed Kagome a small electronic device and continued, "If you could get some dirt on him we can bring it with us to court. All you need to do is take him up on his offer and go out on a date with him, but you need to look…uh…different. More…uh….um…attractive to him." "Are you calling Kagome ugly?" Inuyasha yelled.
"No," Sango replied, "It's just he's the kind of guy who likes slutty teenagers with skirts shorter than their sleeves." "How'd you know that?" Inuyasha asked. "He gave her his number ten minutes after he met with her telling her friend that he was going to destroy his house. He definitely likes that kind of stuff."
"I think I have the perfect outfit." Sango said reaching into her purse and pulling out a mini skirt and a low cut shirt. "Why exactly do you carry that outfit around with you?" Inuyasha asked. "Uh…." Sango replied, "Anyway, Kagome try this on."
Kagome went into the next room and came back out wearing the outfit. "Uh, Kagome," Sango said, "I didn't say you had to make your boobs look bigger." "Oh that," Kagome said pulling out a cat from her shirt, "This is Buuiu." "Mroooooow" Buuiu said jumping to the floor and walking away. "But why do I have to dress like a slut for him?" Kagome asked, "Why can't you do it Sango?" "Because," Sango replied, "I uh…never mind."
"Well anyway," Kagome said, "How do I look?" "Kagome," Inuyasha said pulling out a pink ribbon and tying Kagome's hair with it. "This is for good luck. It means a lot to me so please bring it back. Okay?" "Okay." Kagome said somewhat mesmerized. Sango broke the moment by handing Kagome the radio and saying, "Put this in your purse, and we'll find something eventually. Good luck!"
Kagome met Sesshomaru outside of the restaurant. "I'm glad you re-considered." He said, "Shall we go in?" The two walked in the restraint and sat down at a table. "You never did tell me how you make so much money." Kagome said. "You never told me your name." he replied. "Well," she said, "I'll tell you my name if you tell me your career." "You are persistent." He replied, "Very well, I own my own real estate company that works out of Kyoto, Osaka, Kobe, Yokohama and soon Tokyo, but I also have a few connections underground if you know what I mean."
"Now, what is your name?" he asked. "Oh," Kagome said, "I'm uh…Kiyeka…Kiyeka Kagehoshi. " "That's a lovely purse Kiyeka-Chan." Sesshomaru replied, "May I see it?" "Sure." Kagome said picking up her purse. Sesshomaru looked inside and noticed the radio. "Will you excuse me for a moment?" Sesshomaru asked getting up.
He walked away and dialed a number on his cell phone. "Yes," he said, "She has some info. She shouldn't. Eliminate the product immediately." He hung up the phone and said to himself, "Now, to get rid of her."
Inuyasha and Kaede were sitting in the front room of their house. Inuyasha poured and served Kaede some tea when she said, "Why did you let your brother date your girlfriend?" "She's not my girlfriend!" Inuyasha persisted, "We're just friends and…" he abruptly stopped and looked around then said to Kaede, "There's a foul stench in the air. We need to get out of here!" Inuyasha grabbed each of them a few changes of clothes and some legal documents and rushed out the door.
"You pervert!" Kagome yelled running out of the restaurant. "Perfect." Sesshomaru said to himself. Kagome started walking towards Inuyasha's house when she saw smoke in that direction. She ran until she saw firefighters trying to put out the fire consuming Inuyasha's house. "What happened?" Kagome asked. "Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha yelled with rage. "I know he's behind this!"
A black limousine pulled up and Sesshomaru walked out of it. "No," he said sarcastically, "Now I won't have the fun of tearing it down. Such a shame." "You!" Inuyasha yelled trying to punch Sesshomaru in the face. Sesshomaru grabbed his hand, stopping the punch and jabbed Inuyasha in the face. "See you later Inuyasha." He said getting back in his limo and driving away.
"I can't believe him!" Inuyasha yelled, "At least we got that dirt on him we needed." "Oh, yeah," Kagome said pulling out the radio. She looked at it and said, "Uh…I…um…forgot to turn it on." "What?" Inuyasha yelled, "Sesshomaru!"
A/N: What happens next? Do you really wanna know? Oh, you do? Well….TOO BAD! I'm not telling you. You'll have to wait until my next chap. Udo Jaa Ne.