Diary of a Red Head
1st of August
Kitchen
7:30 AM
I was hungry. So sue me. There is nobody here anyway so -
My room
7:40 AM
Big mistake.
Never stay in kitchen longer than five minutes.
7:51 AM
How could I know that Harry comes down at this hour because he always has to make breakfast at that horrid Dursley's house everyday, anyway?
And of course, he mouthed everything that happened last night to Ron, because Ron was looking at my feet the whole time I was in the kitchen, which was about ten minutes.
7:53 AM
Ten minutes...
7:58 AM
Skip lunch and dinner. Better to not eat altogether.
The whole summer.
7:59 AM
I'm hungry.
8:03 AM
Be strong, Ginny. Be strong. You don't need to go downstairs to eat.
Still in Room
10:00 AM
I didn't know my ceiling was so fascinating. It's blue.
10:01 AM
And it has nice yellow stars which move in strange patterns.
10:50 AM
Staring at my wall is much better.
11:00 AM
I'm pathetic.
11:01 AM
Maybe I can get a head-start on my homework. Snape gave us a fifteen foot long essay about the uses of Dragon Blood in Potions. Stupid overgrown dungeon-bat.
11:10 AM
Wrote five words on Potion essay.
11:11 AM
On second thought, don't think that 'You git. I hate you' will get me good marks. I mean, with all the OWLs and stuff.
11:15 AM
Yes. OWLs are coming this year. I'll go change into my normal clothes.
11:16 AM
Wait a minute.
OWL's!
11:50 AM
Am done screaming hysterically out the window.
11:51 AM
WHAT IS THAT BLACK MOP IN OUR GARDEN!
12:00 PM
Am officially going to Avada myself. Harry, Fred, George and Ron just heard and saw me (wince) screaming thirty-four minutes out of the window.
Somebody up there hates me.
12:05 PM
'Ginny?' Somebody knocked on my door. It's my mum.
12:08 PM
Ignored her. Which is really hard.
12:09 PM
I'd like to see you try ignoring somebody when they are wailing hysterically outside your door screaming 'Arthur, she's not answering! Do you think she's been kidnapped? Arthur? Arthur? ARTHUR!' and then tries to break the door down.
Honestly.
It's not as if any normal teenage witch doesn't scream out of the window once in a while.
12:10 PM
Okay.
Most witches don't.
Happy?
12:15 PM
'Ginny?' They've really lost it this time.
'What, Harry?' I said to him, making sure my head was buried underneath my pillow.
'Are you okay?' He asked.
'I'm feeling absolutely bloody brilliant. Can you leave?' I asked.
He ignored me and marched in.
12:30 PM
You know, there's a reason that I didn't let anybody in - I wanted to die alone, and out of his hearing range if that was possible. But no! Mister Potter wanted to have a 'talk' with me. God, I'm not a fifteen-year old!
Whoops. I am fifteen. And my OWLs are this year. I resisted the urge to scream again, but he hadn't moved a muscle yet. And he hadn't said anything either.
So I looked up from underneath my pillow. Big mistake.
He was standing there, blushing his head off. Which looked quite cute. But, anyway, back to the point. I was in my knickers and bra. Because I was just changing. I forgot.
Then he ran out of the room, leaving the door wide open for everybody to see.
12:35 PM
Oh Merlin, Harry Potter saw me in my underwear.
12:40 PM
If he tells one word about this to Ron, I'm going to make sure that he isn't the Boy-Who-Lived anymore.
12:41 PM
Oh wait.
I've already traumatised Ron yesterday.
12:42 PM
What is it with boys entering my room when I'm in my underwear?
Bloody morons.
12:45 PM
I'm hungry.
12:46 PM
Decided to close door and change.
1:00 PM
My foot has a bruise! It's all blue-ish and when I touch it, it hurts.
Meep.
Try to ignore the bruise. If you don't think about it, you'll forget it's there.
1:05 PM
My foot hurts. And I'm hungry.
1:10 PM
I just realised that I haven't even introduced myself properly. I'm Ginevra Molly Weasley, but everybody calls me Ginny. And everybody thinks I have this mayor crush on Harry Potter. Who is, so conveniently, the bloody Boy-Who-Lived. Well, now he's the Boy-Who-Saw-My-Underwear.
I want to die...
2:10 PM
Trying to think of 101 ways to kill myself.
2:50 PM
1. If I ever become a Death Eater, I should go to my first meeting wearing pink robes with a badge saying 'I Support Dumbledore' on it. That way, Voldemort will surely kill me.
Yay.
3:00 PM
Not that I want to become a Death Eater, mind you.
4:10 PM
I fell asleep on my diary and now my forehead reads 'Support Dumbledore'. In bright pink. I'll try to get it off.
4:50 PM
Didn't work. Now it reads 'Sup Dumb'.
4:51 PM
People are going to think that I write things on my forehead.
Brilliant.
4:52 PM
I'm hungry.
4:53 PM
My foot hurts.
Again.
5:00 PM
Decided to remove my jumper, because I'm really hot.
5:01 PM
I meant that the temperature in my room is very high. Not that I'm hot.
Honestly.
5:02 PM
My jumper landed upon my diary and now it has a pink stain on it. Now I have to leave my room to put it in the laundry basket. Merlin, help me.
5:03 PM
Decided to never ever walk into the bathroom if there is steam floating in front of the door. It means somebody is inside.
It was Ron. And he was in the shower.
With nothing on.
5:05 PM
I saw my brother.
Naked.
5:10 PM
I am traumatised for my entire life.
5:15 PM
2. (Still on the Death Eater meeting) After everything somebody says on those meetings, answer with 'No. That's what you think'. Then you'll have 30 or so people cursing you at once.
5:16 PM
Have just realised that Death Eaters are unpredictable. Maybe they'll use the Cruciatus Curse instead of the Killing Curse.
Damn them.
5:20 PM
Maybe if I'll just put an 'Imperio' on every Death Eater I run into?
5:21 PM
Bad idea. That will get me landed in Azkaban.
5:31 PM
3. Tell Ron that me and Malfoy are dating and that I'm pregnant with a child of his.
5:32 PM
Trying to rid my mind of images of me and Malfoy doing...
Ew!
5:35 PM
Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts.
5:40 PM
4. Break into Snape's office and write 'I love you Snivellus' on the wall. In red. With hearts.
5:51 PM
Then you would actually die of laughter.
6:00 PM
I wonder what's for dinner...
Author's Note: Oh, how I love to torture Ginny Weasley. I wrote a longer chapter than yesterday. Yay!