Diaries of a Red Head
Author's Note: Yummy. Ice cream. I'm desperatly in need of anything covered in sugar, but we are out of it. Drat.
Thanks to mary-v, JamieBell, Beast Trainer, Gatchan le starship boulet, MsMissProngs (I know. I'm sorry, hehe....), captian jack (anonymous), The Sporkinator (such a brilliant name, that is), juxtaposed, John Allerdyce (A journal for Ron? I am really enourmously bad at writing Ron. I can concider a Hermione one, though, with lots of H/R moments!), Afza-Chan, padfootedmoony, aizan19, Bakuscrazdfangrl (thankyouthankyouthankyou!) for reviewing.
P.S. I have 33 reviews. Yes. Maybe I should do a Ginny and scream out of my window hysterically. That would be a good idea. Oh wait. It's raining. Bad idea.
P.P.S. I finally figured out how the AM-PM thing works. Never ever listen to somebody when they say that The Sims is a non-educational computer game. It is most certainly not.
18th of August
My room
8:00 AM
Brilliant! I finally found you. Mum had one of her "must-clean-house" moods a week ago and she cleaned everything. Literally. Persons included. And even the old attick upstairs. She tells me we have a really polite ghoul.
8:10 AM
That makes me wonder on what she sees as polite. I, actually, see polite as being nice and not wailing whole nights at really late hours or banging your head with the pipes up there. Polite, my foot.
8:11 AM
I said foot again.....
8:12 AM
On the bright side, it gave me lots of time to think of more ideas for my '101 Ways to Kill Myself' list.
8:13 AM
Not that that is a bright side, mind you.
8:15 AM
Oh, got to head downstairs, mum has baked pancakes.
9:13 AM
Ah. Breakfast was yummy. Can you actually say it that way?
9:15 AM
I honestly don't care. It's not as if this is going to be read by the entire wizarding world.
9:16 AM
Is it?
9:17 AM
I'd better hope not.
For you, that is.
9:18 AM
I charmed this diary either way, if you pick it up it looks like a regular book, but if you try to open it it screams bloody murder. Hehe...
9:19 AM
Am heading downstairs to play Quidittch.
9:30 AM
I am done playing Quidittch. I told you that if I had you my life would be miserable.
My head hurts.
9:31 AM
Hah. I bet you want to know what happened, don't you?
9:32 AM
Well, that's nice. But I'm not telling you.
9:33 AM
Na-na-na-na-na-nah. Nah.
9:34 AM
May your ears turn purple and fall off.
9:41 AM
Oh, alright.
Fine.
You are a great sod, you know that?
9:42 AM
So. Me and Fred, George, Harry and Ron decided to play Quidittch outside, and Hermione would watch. I played as Chaser, and my team mate was Fred. George, along with Harry and Ron were the opposing team. Ron was Keeper, George just hovered in mid-air (he never was usefull anyway, if you ask me) and Harry was Chaser. It went extremely well for fifteen minutes, then Harry decided to pass me. But in a really weird way, using a chaser faint. I think. I never even saw it before and I am the bloody Gryffindor Chaser.
Well, anyway, he passed me and then he looked back, which made me lose my focus and I sort of you know.
9:43 AM
I hit a branch.
9:45 AM
I hit me right in my face.
9:46 AM
........
9:48 AM
Are you sure you aren't a minion of the Dark Lord?
9:50 AM
I do not believe you.
10:00 AM
Your purpose on this earth is to destroy my life. I know it is, don't deny it.
10:01 AM
I bet that your name is some twisted version of Tom.
10:02 AM
Tomeyo, perhaps?
10:03 AM
No. That sounds Japanese.
10:05 AM
I know! Thomas.
10:06 AM
Tommus? Thomis? Tamys?
10:07 AM
Maybe Toom-huu?
10:08 AM
Thoméé, then?
10:09 AM
Well, fine. Don't tell me then. I'm only pouring out my heart to you everyday at least five hours if not more. Stupid men.
10:10 AM
Or are you a woman?
10:11 AM
Why can't you give me a hint?!
10:15 AM
I find you annoying, you know.
Honestly.
10:16 AM
I am in need of something covered in chocolate.
10:17 AM
Why are you looking at me like I've grown two extra heads?
10:18 AM
It's normal to have chocolate cravings.
I, myself, have those at least twice a month.
10:19 AM
Besides, chocolate is good. Especially pure chocolate. It produces a special substance that makes you all wishy-woshy. It is said that you produce the same substance when you are in love.
10:20 AM
Which means I should produce this all the time, shouldn't I?
10:21 AM
No. No. No. NO!
10:22 AM
If you think I'm in love with a certain Harry Potter you are a lethifold.
10:23 AM
Well. No. Lethifolds are bad, bad creatures.
10:24 AM
My great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Williamus was killed by one.
10:25 AM
I forgot I was supposed to go downstairs.
So I'm going.
10:30 AM
Oh, I got the most delicious cookies! The are shaped as stars, and the above layer is just cookie dough, but when you bite in it, it's filled with chocolate filling! Mum's cooking is absolutly great, did you know that?
10:50 AM
I finished eating the cookies. All of them.
10:51 AM
I should return the cookie jar downstairs again.
11:00 AM
I feel a bit nauseous. I think I ate too many cookies.
11:03 AM
I'm feeling my stomach heave....that's it. I'm going to the bathroom.
11:50 AM
I'm feeling horrible. I've just been throwing up for thirty minutes. Luckily, I put my hair in a high ponytail so my hair isn't. You know.
11:51 AM
Ew.....
11:52 AM
I just looked in the mirror, and my face is flushed and tear streaked. I look and feel like a total mess.
11:53 AM
Ow. My head really hurts.
11:54 AM
I'm not feeling so good.....