Disclaimer – I do not own any of the characters or the show. And technically, the idea came from two different places, but I'll explain that in a minute. . .

A/N – well the first part came from my friends and I thinking what one of my male friends would look like in drag and the second was when I saw "Sorority Boys", which the actor who plays Lex is in. So, I'll stop stalling and enjoy!

ChApTeR OnE

Clark sighed as he tapped his pen on the notebook he was trying to do Math in. Instead, he was staring longingly at his telescope wishing he could stare through it and look at the stars.

Clark was enveloped in silence until the loud, unrelenting voice of his father called up to him.

"CLARK! PHONE CALL!"

"Coming!" Clark called back in glee as he ran down the stairs, not caring who it was, glad to get relief from the plague they call math.

Jonathan handed his son the phone with a wink. Clark looked quizzically at him but smiled back as he put the receiver to his ear.

"Hello?"

"Clark?" the voice sounded vaguely familiar but it was slightly muffled.

"Who is this?" Clark laughed nervously as he was met with silence on the other end.

"God, Clark! You have to help me!"

"Lana?" Clark's face grew dead-straight serious and he moved into another room.

"I don't have much time until they find me again! You've got to get me out of here!"

"Where are you? I'm coming!" Clark was ready to blast out the door.

"NO! They know something about you. They say they've got green meteor rocks ready. I don't know what that means!"

"Alright. Where are you?"

"Some club. It's in Metropolis. Oh, Clark! Don't tell anyone else about this if you don't have to."

"Okay. Don't worry. I'm coming." Clark reassured her and was about to hang up when Lana stopped him.

"And Clark?"

"Yeah?"

"It's an all girl's club. You'll have to find some back way of getting in. There is no way you can waltz through the front door." Despite the situation, Lana seemed pretty calm. Clark opened his mouth to ask her what he was supposed to do but was met with silence as the phone line was dead.

Clark ran out of the livingroom and grabbed his coat.

"Where you off to so late?" his father scoffed.

"I'm going to Lex's." he was halfway out the door already.

"Of course you are." He laughed to himself.

If any of you have any idea where this is going, don't spoil it for everyone else!