He's wearing a dress. He's always wearing a dress.
If I told him that, he'd argue. He'd tell me precisely what it is and why it's all right for him to wear it. I really don't care, though. I like to see him in a dress.
It makes me feel better, that he's in a dress… It makes him seem like less of a man, so it's all right for me to like him. Actually… I don't know anyone who's one hundred percent certain he is a man. So it's all right.
I wonder what he wears under his dress.