Chapter three.
a/n: i like this story, it's fun to write.
disclaimer: i don't own anything except my weird sense of humor
7:34 am, my dorm.
Finally, they left me alone, I think they went down to breakfast. I told Ellie I would come down soon. I'm not really hungry; I think I'll skip breakfast.
That's not a good idea.
Oh my god! Ellie just sneaked up behind me, and she spoke that into my diary. What I mean by that is she spoke the words, and the diary wrote it in.
Just a spell I used on your diary, very helpful you know! Here, I'll use it on you.
Whatever. Where's Emma?
She's looking for you in Potters dorm.
I doubt she's looking for me. She's probably going through Black's stuff.
That's what I said. Why are you skipping breakfast?
I'm not hungry.
Lily Marie Evans, get your butt down to the Great Hall now! You are going to have breakfast!
Yes Mum.
Geez, she can be bossy sometimes. It's for my own good I guess.
7:50 am Great Hall.
Do they have to speak so loud? The Marauders and their bimbos. They talk so damn loud!
Diarecordium Spell.
"Is it broken Sirius baby?" Lulu asked, she was his bimbo for the week. She was painfully annoying.
"No, it's not. Just badly fractured, but it doesn't hurt at all."
"Oh, you're so brave!" she said and wrapped her arms around him.
James snorted, Remus laughed quietly and Peter looked confused.
"Something wrong James?" Sirius asked and gave James a look that said don't-you-dare-say-anything-that-will-embarrass-me.
"No, everything's just great." James said, obviously trying to suppress his laughter.
Diarecordium Spell terminated.
Question Lily, why do you care what they are talking about?
I don't!
Then why did you record it?
Just get out of my diary!
She has a point Lils.
Go away!
I guess it must be that time of the month then?
Shut up!
Are you going to help Emma and I with the prank?
No, I can't be doing pranks, I'm Head Girl!
We can make sure that you definitely don't get caught.
Let me think about it. And stop writing in my diary.
Fine, we're going to Slughorn's office to see if we can knick some Amortentia.
Those two are absolutely mad. Ellie especially, she doesn't care about getting caught so she's always in detention and she still gets good grades. Emma too, but she's sneaky, she's good at not being found out. I don't know how they do it.
This prank sounds like it's too good of an opportunity to pass up. I think I'll help them.
Maybe I'll plan my own prank, surprise everyone at how ruthless I can be.
You, ruthless? Don't make me laugh.
Get out of my diary Black or I'll castrate you then hex you to hell.
I'm scared. You wouldn't dare, you'd ruin your reputation. You're such a prude sometimes Evans.
I am not!
You are too! The day you become ruthless and un-prudish is the day that women will be able to resist me.
I am not a prude! Get out!
You know Evans, you and James are rather similar. You're both Head students, you both have a diary…
Potter has a diary?
You know, he's not such a bad guy.
I agree; all the bullying and arrogance really turns me on.
Really?
You're so stupid Black.
Hey! I'll have you know that I have the fourth highest grades in our year!
Whatever just leave me alone.
Someone's a little tooshy this morning. Maybe it's that time of the month.
Shut up! Why does everyone keep writing that!
I can't believe Ja—I mean Potter has a diary! Wait till I tell Ellie and Emma!
Maybe I should steal it and have a little peek. I'll do that later, right now I'm going to find my friends.
Diarecordium Spell.
"You know you shouldn't leave the door open." I said, leaning on the doorframe, Ellie and Emma were frantically searching through the store cupboard.
"Oh my god, Lils you gave me a fright!" Emma said; Ellie grabbed a bottle.
"I think I got some! Amortentia, for Poppy." She read, "Oh my god, Slughorn likes Madame Pomfrey" she burst into giggles.
"We better not take that one, he might of put something extra in it." Emma said,
"Yeah, let's keep looking then." Ellie sighed
"What's that one?" I said, pointing to a small jar.
Emma grabbed it, "Amortentia, spare. Here we go."
We heard a loud voice coming from down the hallway. Whoever it was had a low terrible singing voice.
"When I get that feeeeling, I just wanna dance! Just wanna dance! Ooh, baby!" he sung
"Oh my god, that's Slughorn, quick grab the bottle and get behind the door!" Ellie said frantically, we all ran behind the door, Slughorn wiggled through the door. Not a pretty sight. We all quickly tiptoed through the door.
"That was close!" I said, as Ellie and Emma burst into a fit of laughter.
Diarecordium Spell Terminated.
An awful thing happened later. The guy I have a crush on asked me out. That's not bad for others but for me it is. Amos Diggory walked up to me and asked me to go with him to Hogsmeade, I had to say no.
I hated doing it but I can't risk it and let him die.
My great-great-great-great-great Grandmother's name was Katherine Evans. She was a wonderful woman, apparently as stubborn as I am. She was accused of being a witch; everyone hated her. Katherine was trialled then hanged. A man she was in love with drove her mad. The only family she had left was her husband and her daughter, who's name was Claudia.
Katherine was not a witch, but Claudia was. Claudia was the first Evans woman to have auburn hair. She cast a spell upon herself so that she would never fall in love, because she knew what it had done to her mother. She thought that she had died of a broken heart. Claudia isolated her self from the rest of the world, and the spell eventually became a curse, any man who fell in love with a redheaded Evans woman would die an untimely death. Claudia eventually met a man named Jacob, and eventually fell in love with him. They were married and had one daughter, she did not realize the spell she had placed upon herself had become a curse, and one day, Jacob drowned.
The curse was called Asteria, I cannot let any man ever fall in love with me, I couldn't live with myself if it happened. I only found out because I am a witch, I came across it one day when I was in the Library doing a History Of Magic project.
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