Chapter four.
a/n: hope you like this chapter.
disclaimer: not mine.
Geez, Evans is looking fine today.
Would you just get over her Prongs?
Sirius is right, having a crush on a girl for six years is weird.
Yeah I agree.
Go away Peter; we weren't talking to you.
Padfoot, he has every right to be in this conversation as you do.
None of you have the right to be in this conversation, you shouldn't be writing in here!
We do have the right! I'm going to start a campaign. I should be allowed to read and write in any diary I choose. I mean, I am the wonderful Sirius Black.
Padfoot, not everyone loves you.
Yeah, you're full of it.
You guys are kidding yourselves; everyone loves me.
There's Snape, who is he with? Oh my god! It's that girl Rachel Herald, the one who tried to knock you off your broom all those times Sirius. Quick, hide the diary.
Diarecordium Spell.
"Excuse me Potter, I am on a date."
"A date? With that?" Sirius said,
"Rachel is my girlfriend, now move before I have to hurt you."
"No, I don't think I will. But Rachel, you have very bad taste in guys. "
"What? Do you think you guys are better looking than Sevvy?" she asked,
"Well, yeah." Sirius said,
"Sevvy is very handsome, sexy Severus." She said; Remus put his finger to his mouth to indicate disgust and vomiting. Peter burst out laughing.
"I think you need a brain transplant." James told her, she just smiled sarcastically.
"What's with the book Potter?" Snape asked, seeing the diary hidden behind his back.
"I dunno. Hidedio." He hissed, causing the book to hide all the writing written inside it. "It's just a book."
Snape snatched the book from James hands, and flicked through the pages.
"What sort of loser carries around an empty book?" he said,
"I dunno, what sort of loser looks like a grease ball and is obsessed with goblets." James said, the rest of the Marauders nodded their heads in agreement, they all knew that Snape's obsession with goblets was rather strange; and his greasy hair was so irritating.
"Shut your mouth Potter, at least I can get a girlfriend." He said, his wand was now pointing at James, who also had his wand up.
"Hello, I've had like six offers in the last three days."
"Well, I don't go around chasing filthy mudbloods."
"You watch your mouth, don't you ever call her that again."
"She's a mudblood."
"Right that's it, you're in deep shit now. You stupid greasy mutt."
"Shut up Potter." Snape hissed, Sirius decided it was time for some mother jokes.
"Your mother is so fat she has her own post code."
"Don't you dare speak about my mother."
"Your mother is so ugly, her dad thought he was with an ape."
Snape pointed his wand at James, "Sectumsempra." He hissed, James fell to the ground, a gash appeared on his face, and his cheek dripped crimson blood. Sirius' face turned red.
"Stupefy!" he screamed, a bolt of red light spurted out of his wand. Remus ran towards James and crouched down beside him.
Diarecordium Spell Terminated.
The aftermath of the fight: as told by The Marauders...
That grease ball Snape hurt my best friend, just because I said something about his mother. Stupid, dumbass, son of a..., mother……
Padfoot, we are supposed to be writing what happened, not insulting slurs about Snivellus.
Whatever. Anyway, James insisted on going to the hospital wing, I think he was just being an attention seeker.
The gash wouldn't stop bleeding Sirius! Have a heart.
Whatever.
Stop saying that and get on with the story!
Whatever. James was in the hospital wing Madame Pomfrey was desperately trying to stop the bleeding. Happy now Remus?
Just get on with it.
Then Lily rushed in, she saw us, and then rushed over to some random third year.
Is that good enough?
NO!
But I want to go and talk to Jessica Ashley!
Fine just go, Peter and I will tell the story for James.
Yeah, we can do that!
Good! Cos' I want to ask her out. Bye!
Remus, I think Lily just wanted to see James.
Really? Well I'd never of known.
Really?
No, it's really obvious. Come on, let's go, there's not much else to say about what happened.
Okay, I need to do my Charms homework. Can you help me?
Whatever.
You sound like Sirius.
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