Disclaimer: I don't own 'Xiaolin Showdown' in any way. Don't you pay attention to the news these days?
Chase's Christmas
T'was the day of Christmas
All through the lair
Nothing moved
Not even a hair
An old young-looking man
Was too busy meditating
So, he wasn't celebrating
He did not like Chrismas
Said it was a waste of time
He never spent money on presents
Not even a dime
Finishing his meditation session,
Chase walked through a town
He must have been the only person
Wearing a frown
When carolers tried to sing to him
He told them to git
Whenever someone told him "Merry Christmas, friend!"
He'd say "I don't give a shit."
Chase peered into windows
Glaring at the happy old people inside
"What do they have to be happy for?
While I have eternity, they only have a few more years to be alive!"
Then, he saw the Dragons, accompanied by Jack Spicer
Chase was surprised, so he hid behind a tree to get a closer glancer
They were talking about random things
Like what they wanted from Ol' Saint Nick
"I want some salisbury steak!" said the grinning hick.
"I'd like a new CD!" said Kimiko
Rai said "I want a new video game!"
"Really?" the yellow monk asked
"All I want is a last name."
Clay looked at Jack, who had remained silent
He asked him what he wanted for Christmas
Jack looked up and replies "A friend." and went violet
They were all startled, Chase Young included
They had all expected him to scream "WORLD DOMINATION!"
Or something even more deluded
Omi smiled widely and Clay placed a hand on Jack's shoulder
Rai wrapped an arm around Jack and Kim kissed Jack's cheek
Which made Chase's glare go colder
"What were those for?" Jack asked, his confusion growing
Clay smiled at him "Merry Christmas, partner!"
"We shall be your friends!" Omi said, his grinning face glowing
"You can stay at the Temple with us!" Rai raised his arms in the air
"We'll even make you a new room." Kim added
Clay: "So, how about it?"
Jack thought for a second, then nodded.
Then, they all embraced him into an almost bone-breaking hug
Exploding into a loud cheer
Chase gagged. "I've had just enough of this.
I'm out of here."
He teleported to his home and stomped off to his room
Images of the town events filling his head, about to burst
Chase covered his head with his blanket
"Out of all of the sickening Christmas's I've seen, this one had to be the worst."
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My first poem! It's probably sucky, but still! I tried. It kept nipping at the back of my head until I wrote this. Tell me what you thought of it! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
-Hybrid-
P.S. I wanted to post it on Christmas, but my stupid computer wouldn't let me! I hate dial-up so frickin' much!