NEW CHAPTER! HAPPY DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY CHANUKAH (did i spell that right?)

Disclaimer: Nope, I didn't get Harry Potter as a Christmas Present, or Orlando Bloom at that... :'(


Amy violently pounded her head on the door, kicking ita few timesbefore giving up. The room was pitch black, if only she had remembered her bloody wand. She knelt on the floor, she could sense someone else in the room, her heart was bounded, her stomach felt quite queasy. "For God's sake, you're a Griffindor." she muttered angrily to herself. She ducked and rolled, running into something she whispered, "Crap, that didn't work. Ouch, snap, snap." She crawled further until she softly walked into a wall, she sat against it until her eyes got used to the dark, but it didn't happen, there must not have been any windows in this room. She stared around confusedly when she felt a hand cover her mouth, she screamed in shock. Her heart pounded, she was on the verge of throwing up, her legs were shaking terribly, so much for Griffindor bravery. She thought of all she had to live for, she quickly elbowed the sucker right in the gut and hit whatever part of the attacker she could.

After a few seconds the attacker said, "God, Amy, you didn't have to try to kill me, now did you?"

"Sirius?" She asked softly.

"You try to surprise your girlfriend and this is what you get-" He muttered, rubbing his arm where Amy had hit him, Amy, of course, seeing none of this.

"Sirius, you bloody git, my legs are shaking like crazy, if I could see you I would beat the crap out of you, you fricken prick." She said angrily.

"Lumos." Sirius whispered.

"Sirius! This is a muggle's house!" Said Amy.

"Is not." He muttered.

"What?"

"It's James's house, that was his mom."

"I should have known." She said, smiling, "Well, you put a lot of thought into this didn't you, I'm surprised, Sirius, it actually worked fairly well."

"How so?"

"Usually I would have killed you, but since you are my boyfriend, I'll give you a break."

Sirius smiled at her and said in return, "I came up with this brilliant plan all by myself and-"

"Doesn't that explain it all, Black?"

"Explain why it was amazing and wonderful, just like me." Sirius stated.

"Let me put it this way," She said, wrapping her arms around him, "If you ever, ever scare me this much, you better be prepared to run for your life." Sirius wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her closer to him, they were inches apart when the door opened and light seeped into the room.

Sirius groaned and said, "Prongs, I love you like a brother, but get out."

"But-"

"Go snog Lily or something." Sirius said, interrupting James.

"I would, but-"

"James Potter, it's your parent's house, the thought is just ridiculous." Said a different voice, Lily's voice.

"But, it's not as ridiculous as it is appealing, is it?"

"James, shut up and let them be, they haven't seen each other in ages." Lily said, somewhat angrily.

"We haven't seen each other in ages, too!" James pleaded.

"I saw you this morning, James." Lily

"But-"

"Get out of the bloody room!" Amy yelled.

"FINE!" James and Lily said in unison, throwing Amy dirty looks.

"Finally, I swear they're like an old married couple." Sirius muttered, pulling Amy towards him again.

"Shut up, Black." Amy said softly, covering his mouth with hers.

"No, James, it's just not right." Lily fought.

"But, Sirius and Amy are-" James fought back.

"Yes, but they are in a room and, and-"

"Look, there's tons of rooms around us and my mum isn't around, it's not like she'll even care."

"I just don't want her to think I'm a whore or something."

"You worry too much, Lily." James whispered, leaning into her so that there was just a few inches between them, pinning her against a wall, "And if anyone called you a whore, I'd kick their-" Lily leaned closer to him, and he began to mutter incoherently.

"Ahh, get a room." Amy yelled from behind them.

"I think we should take her advice, Lily." James whispered, so only she could hear him.

"She glanced at him with an amused expression before pushing him off of her. James glared at Sirius before jumping up with a high pitched girl scream. "REMUS! AHHHH!" James skipped like a little girl to where Remus was standing, smiling happily.

"OH BOY REMMIES HERE!" Sirius yelled skipping in a similar fashion that James did towards Remus. Jessica was standing next to him giving Lily and Amy a look that clearly said, "why are you two dating such weirdos?" Amy and Lily then glanced at each other and charged at Jessica who looked rather scared.

"REMUS, YOU'RE MY HERO!" Sirius yelled.

"But, Sirius, I thought I was your hero." James said, clearly upset.

"That was before you walked in when I was about to snog Amy" Sirius said, hooking arms with Remus and marching away. Remus glanced back at James, looking clearly frightened.

"SIRIUS, I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!" He yelled after them

"James, hun, is there something about your sexuality that I should know about?" Lily asked sarcastically.

"Yes, I'm madly in love with Sirius."

"You guys had whisky before I came didn't you?" Asked Amy.

James replied, "We are Marauders, such a silly question, of course we did."

"JAMES POTTER!" Lily yelled, hitting his arm rather hard.

"I'm sorry, Lily-flower, but-" James pleaded.

"I can't believe you didn't offer me any!" Amy gasped.

"I'm sorry-" James said, pretending to cry, "I'm such a bad person."

"REMUS LUPIN, COME BACK HERE WITH MY BOYFRIEND, I DON'T WANT TO FIND YOU TWO SNOGGING IN A CLOSET!"

"No worries, Amy, m'darling, I was able to find some more whiskey." Sirius said from behind her.

"I was just kidding about the whiskey, Sirius" Amy stated. "You guys are pitiful, really."

"Remus, what are you doing, I thought you were the only sane one here!" Lily said desperately as Remus chugged the whiskey, his face turning red.

"YEAH, MOONY!" Sirius and James said happily.

"CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!" The two boys chanted.

Lily, Amy and Jessica shared a look before Jessica grabbed the bottle out of Remus's hand and shook her head at them, "You boys are so immature, if you're gonna drink you shouldn't do it the the middle of a hallway in your parents house! You have no idea how easy it would be for you to get caught."

Amy laughed nodding her head and Lily glared at her two friends. Amy wrapped her arms around Sirius and whispered, "You really need to work on your common sense."

Just then, a door opened to reveal a tall, angry woman, "What is going on here?" She said in a deathly low voice.


REVIEW PLEASE! so i don't know if i like this chapter but the next few are gonna be good and then probably the rest of the year there's gonna be 5 or 6 more than maybe the summer and then 7th year YEA! ne way i had basketball and my coach is suck a buttcheak it's not cool he always makes us run like 500000 lines and now im sore ne way that was an exciting and AMAZING story... since i just made your day with my story REVIEW