Digital Squad, Chapter 2
The Start of it all
Kirby; ..... Uesteon we have a problem
Pikachu: Oh great! We are going to die!
Kirby: Wait I got an idea!
Pikachu: What!
Kirby: Lets take off our shoes and eat them then sing Christmas songs!
Pikachu: How will that help!!!
Goomba: INTRUDERS!!!! GET THEM!!!!!
Pikachu: (Shocks a few koopa's and goomba's)
Kirby: (Inhales a Para Koopa and gets wing ability) All Right!
Pikachu: (Gets attacked by a Koopa) AH! Supid Turtle!
Wing Kirby: (Shoots a few feathers at the gombas and koopas)
(Bomb-ombs and Spinnys start attacking)
Pikachu: AH!!! WE'RE BEING OVERUNED!
Wing Kirby: There is one hope.............................................................
Pikachu: ..........
Wing Kirby: ...................
Pikachu: Do you want to tell me anytime so- (Gets blown up by a bomb-omb)
Wing Kirby: .......... Hahahah-(Gets hit by a Spinny) HEY!!!
Pikachu: (Covered in dust and ash) AHHH I CANT FELL MY LIVER!!!!!!
Wing Kirby: ...... (Lightbulb!) I got a idea! (Drops his ability and inhales a bomb-omb)
Pikachu: Gasp That boy ate a bomb-omb
Bomb Kirby: AND GOTTEN BOMB KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: YAY!! We're saved!
Bomb Kirby: (Falls aspleep)
Pikachu: What was I thinking There is one thing t- (Gets hit by a Goomba) STUPID BOOGER THINGY!!!! (Picks up Kirby and uses him as a shield while he contacts HQ on his phone) Hello?
Mario: Hello?
Pikachu: This is Piko, Do you read me?
Mario: Yep How is everything going?
Pikachu: We need hel- (Gets blown up by another bomb-omb and the phone breaks)
Bomb Kirby: OW!!!!
(Back at HQ)
Sonic: Who was that
Mario: It was Pikachu And he needed Hel...... wait ..... Hel?
Sonic: ...... He needed ..... Hell?
Mario: Okay! Lets give them some hell!!
(Back in the Mushroom Kingdom)
Bomb Kirby: Its over.... (Drops his ability)
Sudenlly
Fangirls: Get away from Kirby!!
Kirby: Whohoo!!! Im Loved!
Enimies: OH NO FAN GIRLS!!!! (Runs away leaving the dime behind)
Pikachu: Why don't I have fangirls...
Kirby: Cause no one likes ya
Pikachu: Tear Drop Aw that sucks
Kirby: Ooo is this candy? (Inhales the dime)
Pikachu: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
Kirby: I feel weird..... (Gets Divided into 2 different color Kirbys)
Pink Kirby: Wow...
Blue Kirby: That was weird?
Pikachu: (Sarcasticlly) OHHhhhh Great Another Kirby! Just what I need!
Pink Kirby: Oh boy! Now I can finnaly play with myself!
Pikachu: (Slides away from Kirby) ...............
Pink Kirby: (Innocently) What? ....... AH! Sick! Not that way!
Blue Kirby: Hey lets go back to HQ
Pikachu: Lets get this problem over with
(Everyone goes back in the wrap pipe)
(Back at Hq after explaining)
Mario: Great going Kirby! Im going to buy you a present. I wanted that dime destroyed.
Pikachu; Really?
Mario: HELL NO!!! IM GOING TO KILL THAT BASTARD!!!!
Blue Kirby: You mean your gonna kill him (Points to Kirby)
Pink Kirby: WHAT!!!
Pikachu: He has a point! You're the one that ate it!
Link: Actually they both ate it...
Mario: Lock them in the Prison!
Sonic: We don't have a prison!
Mario: Then lock them up in the Laundry Room!
X: I love this job! (Beats Kirby and Blue Kirby up)
(In the Laundry room)
X: (Throws Them in the Laundry room) And stay in their!
Kirby; We are going to die!
Blue Kirby: That's bad... right?
Kirby: I think so.... I wonder what the Author would do in this situation
???: Hello Kirby...
Kirby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
???: Stop Screaming!!!!
Kirby: Is that you.... God?
???: Nope I am TailsRessurect But you can Just call me Tails
Kirby: Ah! You're the author! IM SOO Sorry that I forgot to brush my teeth yeterday!
Tails: That's not why im here.
Blue Kirby: Snore
Tails: Well anyways Im going to give you this! (Gives Kirby the Fire ability) See ya and dont get locked up again cause I wont be there to help you! (Fades away)
Fire Kirby: That was somewhat weird (Thinking)
(Back in the Living room)
Mario: I found a cure!
Link: what is it?
Mario: The clones disappear immeadintly when they come in contact with any fruit.
Pikachu: Time to Kill some clone!
One hour later
Fire Kirby: I got it! Why don't I burn a whole into the wall
Blue Kirby: Yay! Were saved!
Fire Kirby: (Burns a hole in the door) Im a genius
Pikachu: A dumb one at that
(Pikachu was leaning against wall outside of the door eating an apple)
Fire Kirby: (Not caring that Pikachu Bit off of it) Oooo I want that apple!
Blue Kirby: Ill eat it fisrt! (Inhales the apple) .... (Sudennly he starts to shrink) AHHHHH (His voice gets higher and higher until he completely disappears)
Fire Kirby: Gasp You Killed me!
Pikachu: And I would do it again! (Smirks at Kirby with an evil look)
Fire Kirby: .... Oh my god! Your not going to kill me! Are you?
Pikachu: Na I don't want to kill you since you're the only Kirby I know besides Anna and your Brother.
Fire Kirby: Ah I hate him!
Pikachu: Your brother is an alright guy! He is sort of like me.
(Mario walks up to the 2 and looks at Pikachu and smiles)
Mario: Good job Piko!
Fire Kirby: Piko?
Pikachu: That's my real name...
Fire Kirby: Oh (Drops his ability) I was named after my species!
Pikachu: (Sarcasticlly) Wow! I never knew that!
Kirby: I wonder what will be of the dime.
Mario: I don't know and I don't care...
Pikachu: Why the sudden change of heart?
Mario: Because I just remembered that I wanted to destroy it so bowser, Ganon, Dr. Robotnick, King dedede, or Sigma will never get a hold of it.
Kirby: Oh okay ..... (Looks at Link to see that he is staring out the window with a sad look) Hey Mario (Whispering) Whats wrong with Link?
Mario: (Whispers back) He is just having one of those flashback moments...
Kirby: A Memory? Why does he look so sad?
Mario: He's just having "memorys" and stuff. He had a very sad Life to tell the truth.
Kirby: Go on
Mario: His parents died when he was nothing but a baby and for 10 years fought his was a Koriki. Then one day he gets summoned by the Deku Tree and gets a Fairy Companion whom is named navi and has to save hyrule. Nothing but fighting was his child hood. On top of that He lost Navi After saving Hyrule. So then he heads off To find navi and ends up in a Land named Termina. As he was Riding Epona through a forest gets robbed for his orcania and Epona which is his horse. He gets stuck with a fairy named Tatl that he later on becomes a great friend of.He Finds out that he has to save Termina from the Skull Kid that had Majora's Mask... He never did Find Navi But he did get his horse and Ocarnia back. And he end up loosing Tatl too...
Kirby: ...... Wow... I see now why he has these moments now and then (Walks over to Link) Hey buddy! You alright...
Link: (Turns to Kirby) Of course I am! Why did you ask?
Kirby: Eh you just looked kinda sad...
Link: ... Im okay......... Just thinking...
Kirby; Of the past? [Oh smooth move! Now He's Probaly gonna get sad again]
Link: O? What makes you think im thinking of the past
Kirby: Umm Duh? [ That should Distract him ]
Link: Whatever Lets just go get something to drink...
Kirby: Like what?
Link: (Takes out 2 bottles of Lon Lon Milk And tosses one to Kirby and Kirby catches it)
Kirby: Whats this?
Link: Its Lon Lon Milk
Kirby: Lon Lon who?
Link: Its from Lon Lon Ranch... Back in Hyrule... Well Drink up!
(Pikachu walks up to the 2)
Pikachu: Hey Chumps! Give me a bottle Of some of that Milk!
Link: [Grouch!] Sure Pikachu! (Tosses him a bottle)
(They all drink The Milk and start talking about Hyrule)
Link: That place was great, Ya know
Pikachu: What?
Link: Hyrule
Pikachu: Quite your damn complaining and just go back their to visit!
Link: [ If this pokemon says one more word im going to leave him in a wheelchair, But then again That's Piko for ya] Hey I got a fun idea! Why don't you stand out in the middle of the street and wait to get hit by a car!
Pikachu: [ What?! He is just joking ] Oh that's a nice one! I bet you had to practice that one in front of a mirror!
Link: A least im not a broke half $$ rat!
Pikachu: Hey you can bite my cheap moneyless $$!!!
(The 2 went on for 10 more minutes until Kirby stoped it)
Kirby: Will you two shutup!!
Pikachu: Okay fine....
Kirby: [Why do I have to put up with this] Im going to bed
Link: But its only 7:54 PM...
Kirby: I got a headache from the two of you!
Pikachu: But then you will miss dinner
Kirby: Im going up to my room and don't bother me
Link: Hey! Half of it is my room!
Kirby: (Shuts the door)
Link: Stupid Little Puffball!
Kirby: (Opens the door) Shut-up Stupid Kid! (Slams the door)
Pikachu: Where did X and Sonic go?
Link: They went to a Blockbuster to rent a movie that Me, Mario, Sonic and X Were going to watch.. It's a good movie too!
Pikachu: ....... (Farts some fire in Links direction) AHHH!!!!!
Link: (Ducks) Talk about Farting in my general Direction!! What the heck was that!
Pikachu: (laughing) I got to stop eating spicy food
Link: I heard it can cause flaming gas
Pikachu: Yeah! (Farts some Fire again) AEEEIII!!!! (Starts Laughing)
(They both turn to a familiar figure who looked like he was just burned and was very angry)
Mario: (Yells) PIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: (In Shock) ...................................
Mario: .......................
Link: .................. (Farts Really Loud)
Pikachu and Mario: (Stiffles back their laughter)
Mario: Pikachu, Im just Joking!
Link: I shouldn't have ate that manwich!
(X and Sonic Both walk into the room where Link, Mario and Pikachu was)
Sonic: Hey Pikachu Your back Just in time for the new Movie!
Pikachu: Which one!
X: Anaconda's!
(Kirby is heard all the way up from his room saying Really? And then He Burst through the door)
Kirby: YEAH!!!! THE NEW MOVIE!!!!!!
Link: How did you get there?
X: Well Sonic Ran and I Rode Epona
(Link's Eye was twitching out of anger)
Link: [He rode Epona?!?! He rode MY Horse!] YOU BASTARD!!! NO ONE RIDES MY HORSE BUT ME!!!! (Tackles X)
X: AHH!!! WHAT DID I DO!!!
Link: Well lets see! You rode my horse without permission to the store and back!
X: You do it all the time!
Link: That's Because I Don't weigh a lot, Unlike you!!!
X: Link, I think you are over exaggerating! Its just a horse!
Link: She is my horse!
X: Lets just watch the Movie!
Link: Okay. Sorry... Ive just been Kinda weird lately, that's all!
(everyone takes a seat and watches the movie)
After the Movie
Kirby: That was Nice, It wasn't like I expected it but it was good!
Mario: Well Its dinner time
Sonic: Its amazing how time goes by so fast
Link: Yeah, I know! Hey Mario... I got a question!
Mario: What is it?
Link: Why do you let a 11 year old Kid cook for everyone in this building? I mean doesn't it sound kinda dangerous being that im a Child and all?
Mario: You know its only 6 people here. But you have a point! I think its because The others don't know how to cook.
Pikachu: I do! I just don't like to!
Link: Oh well I may as well start! (Walks in the kitchen)
Kirby: Dinner time is the best time of the day!
X: The food does taste good!
(At the Kitchen Table after the cooking)
(Link comes through the room with a chef hat and big plate of food. He sets the plate down on. The plate has a Turkey and some mashed potatoes)
Kirby: Oh boy! (Starts to change color) I feel weird again! (Duplicates into 2)
Blue Kirby: Guess who's back! Back again! Blue is Bac-
Pikachu; (Tosses an orange at Blue but misses)
Blue Kirby: That Aint going to happened again (Inhales the Turkey and leaves)
Link: ......... Blink All that for nothing!
X: There still is the mashed Potatoes!
Blue Kirby: (Runs back in the room and Inhales the Mashed potatoes and leaves again)
Link: AHHHGGGG!!!!!!
Kirby: I want to be just like that blue dude when I grow up!
Blue Kirby: (Running) Those Fools will never catch me (slips on a banna peel) OH NO!!!!!! (Shrinks then disappears)
Mario: (Looks at a Clock and notices it is 10:58 PM) What day is it?
Sonic: Its Wensday!
Mario: Ah, Okay. Its time for our weekly meeting! Report to the Living Room Now!
(Everyone goes in the Living Room and takes a seat.
Mario: As you all know! We have been doing a lot of important things lately...
Sonic: Name one!
Mario: (Yelling) You speak when I speak to you! Any ways I am going to get right down to the point! We have to go into The video games!
Pikachu: Big deal! Its not like we never been in our video games!
Mario: I mean other video games! And also Tv shows
(Everyone else gasps)
Mario: In groups of 3 we will have to get certain pieces of this (Holds on a piece of an golden mushroom) There is exactly 18 more pieces to this and we have to restore is!
Link: Why?
Mario: Cause think of how much this baby is worth!!! Well Anyways we will start tommorow afternoon. I suggest that everyone should get some sleep!
Link: Just enough time to work on my invention!
Kirby: Well I got top bunk!
Link: Okay I got bottom then!
(Everyone goes into their beds)
(In Links Room)
Kirby: (on the top bunk bed) Hey Link!
Link: (On the bottom bunk bed) Kirby! Im trying to sleep!
Kirby: But family guy is on!
Link: I don't care!
Kirby: ........... can I turn on the tv?
Link: No!
Kirby: (Jumps down From the top bunk) Please!!!!
Link: NO!!!!!!
Kirby: (Punches Link in the Face)
Link: OWW!!!! (Gets out of Bed and Picks Kirby up and tosses him on the top bunk bed) And Stay there until tommorow (lays back down)
Kirby: Which is in about another hour!
Link: Kirby!!!! If you don't shutup Im going to Knock you unconscious!
Kirby: Okay Okay! You don't have to do that! ........
(2 minutes Later)
Kirby: You know its Kinda cool being the Main Character out of this group!
Link: (Gets up and walk toward where he puts his shield and sword up. Kirby notices this)
Kirby: Okay! Im shuting up!
Link: (walks back to bed and goes back to sleep)
Kirby: .... (Finnaly goes to sleep)
On the Next chapter of Digital Squad - Time of Confusion
Mario: Im surprised this boy aint get no achohol poisining
Link: I know!
X: He had 20 40's
Sonic: (Laughing) 20 40's!
Kirby: I wonder what will happened if I Pulled the master sword...
Link: We will be sealed away in a 7 year slumber!
Kirby: (Stairs at link for 5 seconds with a blank look) ...... Nice Try.. (Pulls the master sword out of its Pedestal)
Mario: 0.0
Link: Dude!!!
Mario: (Opens one eye) Remember me as a hero! And don't whimper over me go and have fun until tommorow then avenge me! That's an order!
Kirby and Link: Sir, yes Sir!
Mario: (Dies)
Kirby: That was his last live, too!
Link: Yeah
I don't own None of the characters!!! How ever I do own the Plot! And story Line