A/N: Wow! I'm so all of you people like this^^. I was a bit worried that the whole Karaoke thing had been too overdone for anyone to want to read it, but as long as people keep reviewing I'll keep writing. Oh, and a small note to Invader Tak's Follower. A 16 year old Dib running around your house? Yeah I want him! *huggles Dib*

Disclaimer: FOR THE LAST TIME, I-

Dib: Er, Megumi? This is your first disclaimer.

Oh. Okay. FOR THE FIRST (and last) TIME! I DON'T OWN OWN ANYTHING! NOTHING! ZILCH, ZIP, NADDA, NOTHING! NOW GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT, OKAY?!?!?!

Dib: Hate to be picky, buy no one really complained when you didn't have a disclaimer, so technically no one was on your back-

Shut up, Dib.

Operation: Karaoke
Act II - The Tallest

*Megumi and Gaz lean against a wall, watching the Tallest scramble to set the stage for their musical act of DOOM. Well, Megumi is watching. Gaz just sort of stands there and plays "Urban Yeti" for the fifth time.*

Megumi: I can't believe that the Tallest are actually going to sing. I mean, they aren't even in my next fic.

Gaz: *stays silent, hoping that Megumi will take the hint and leave*

Megumi: What are they going to sing, anyway?

Gaz: *narrows eyes*

Megumi: Have you ever really imagined the Tallest singing? Singing? I mean come on! They-

Gaz: Shut up, Megumi.

Megumi: *shrugs, goes to find another poor soul to rant at. However, before she can...*

*The lights dim*

Megumi: Oh goody, the show is starting!

*The scenery drops down, the spotlights come on*

Megumi: Eh?

GiR: Why are they sitting in laaaawwn chairs?

Megumi: I have nooo idea, GiR.

*The music (i.e. cheesy, 'Spongebob' style kiddie music) begins*

Red: *sipping slurpie* Oh... we're the Tallest,
Who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you

*the lawn chairs disappear, and the Tallest now hold electric guitars. Lasers and smoke machines appear and begin operating*

Red/Purple: We don't do anything!

Purple: Oh I've never conquered aliens
And I've never flown a warship
And I've never used my Bolt pack 'cause I never fight at all
And I've never had a SiR
And I never get transmissions
And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!

Red/Purple: Oh we're the Tallest,
Who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything!

Red: See I've never used hypnosis
And I've never used a scrunchie
And I've never sat around and laughed while another planet falls
Well I've never used a laser
And I've never mocked the short guy
And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!

Red/Purple: Oh we're the Tallest,
Who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything!

Purple: Well I've never seen a rat-man
And I've never fought a toaster
And I've never really bowled a spare 'cause I've never touched a ball
And I've never eaten tacos
And I don't eat lots of Fun Dip
And I've never been to Meekrob in the fall!

*music screeches to a halt*

Red: Huh? What are you talking about, Purple? What do rat men and toasters have to do with being Tallest?

Purple: Well, nothing, but-

Red: We're supposed to be singing about things that the Tallest do, no random... stuff!

Purple: *confused* But, you said that this was a song about what we didn't do, and I've never eaten tacos, or bowled, or eaten Fun Dip-

Red: Well, yeah... But that's not the point!

Purple: Then what is the point, Red?

Red: Um... *Red thinks*

*silence*

*crickets*

*tumbleweeds*

Red: *still thinking*

Purple: *shrugs* Oh I've never had been real mellow
And I've never seen had mint jello
And I've never sold my squeedilly spooch to a prep girl in the mall
And I've never played strip poker
And I don't look good in earings...

Red: *sigh* You just don't get it, do you?

*and the chorus swells!*

Red/Purple: And... I've... Never been to Meekrob in the fall!

*music ends*

Dib: That was... Weird.

Megumi: That it was, Dib. That it was...