Digital Squad-Chapter 3
Time of Confusion
(The next Morning In the Living room, everyone is in there and there is a switch on the floor)
Link: Okay Im done! Gentlemen! Behold! A world without having to-
Pikachu: -listen to you waste time! Get to the damn point!
Link: Fine!
Kirby: (walks up to the switch) Is this a switch?
Link: DON'T TOUCH THAT SWITCH!!!
Sonic: Go on push the switch
Kirby: This is a switch! Im gonna push it!
Link: STOP IT!!!! Look will you all shut up!
Kirby: (Sits back down)
Link: Okay... Presenting the Miscelatore Di Anima!
X: ...... Come on, Link.... You really gonna call it that?
Link: Well yeah...... that is the Italian word for Soul mixer. At least that's what Mario told me
Pikachu: (Laughing) Well good luck with the casual sex! I mean it, Cause No, You wont get none with that name...
Link: Just shut up and step on the switch
Mario: Oooo Ooo pick me! I wanna step on the switch. (Gets up and steps on the switch making the blanket over the machine get blown away by a fan on the machine)
Sonic: ... Wow?
Mario: So what dose this do?
Link: It switches the spirits of people with others.
Kirby: Cool lets try it!
Link: Okay (Pulls a lever on the machine)
(5 minutes later)
X: WELL!!!!
Pikachu: (Stairs at the ceiling) MOOOOoooo!!
Link: Success!
Mario: You know, for a kid your pretty smart!
Link: Thanks
Kirby: 12 x 5 – 8 62 – 1 x 3 = 111
Sonic: (Checks it with a calculator) My god.... He's right!
Pikachu: Moo?
Link: I can make lots of munney!
X: Munney?
Link: Oh I get! When the Italian makes a typo people don't care! But when I make one they complain! Well to Hell with all of You! (Shoots an arrow Miscelatore Di Anima breaking it)
Everyone except for Link: ......
Pikachu: Was I just on a farm?
Kirby: Umm no?
Sonic: Seems like they are back to normal... Well im going on the computer to read some fanfics.
Pikachu: Ooo I wanna read too!
(In Sonic's room, Pikachu and Sonic are reading fanfics)
Sonic: Man! These fics about me are good!
Pikachu: Why the hell is it that in most of the Super Smash Bros. Melee Fics, I cant talk! And why is it that People hate me so much! Im different from those other pokemon! IM THE FRICKIN STAR!!!!! ITS LIKE IM A THE FRICKIN KENNY OF THEESE FAN FICS!!!!!
Sonic: Chill out, dude!
Pikachu: NO ONE LIKES ME!!!! IM THE MOST HATED CHARACTER OF NINTENDO!!!!
Sonic: Don't worry, I would'nt say MOST... but hey, Screw that!
X: (Runs up to Sonic and Pikachu panting) You guys..... You guys have to..... see what Kirby..... is doing!
Sonic: Lets go see it!
(The 3 Run downstairs where Kirby is found drunk next to at least 20 bottles)
Pikachu: HOLY COW!!!!
Kirby: You said the C word (Laughing insainly)
Mario: Im surprised this boy aint get no achohol poisining
Link: I know!
X: He had 20 40's
Sonic: (Laughing) 20 40's!
Kirby: I am Street fighter! And you are killer instinct and we are Mortal Kombat!
Mario: this is stupid and pointless!
Pikachu: Just like you!
Sonic: I know lets use chaos control and see what will happened!
X: why that?
Sonic: Cause I saw it written on a Stone in Southern Island it said "Thou who uses The jem of power to freeze time in a diffrent land shall find the link of time"
Kirby: Meow?
Pikachu: THAT'S A BAD KITTY! (Hits Kirby)
Link: [Does it mean me?]
Mario: That is a really unusual .... What ever it is... Well just try chaos control!
Sonic: (Uses chaos control and suddenly a Gossip stone pops up in front of them)
Link: Hey! I Know what to do from here! (Puts the mask of truth on)
Gossip Stone: Draw the sacred sword from its pedestal to find the link of time...
Link: [There it goes with that Link of time. Why am I even going to do this]
Kirby: I need Candy And kind will do, don't care if it's nutritious or FDA Approved It's gonna make me spaz, like bobcats on booze A hyperactive juice that only I can produce...
Link: I Think I know what to do!
(At the Fortune Telling shop Link, Mario and Pikachu)
Link: Hello Fortune Teller We want our fortunes told!
Fotune Teller: (covered in a cloak so that no one can see her face or body) that will be 10 ruppes each
Pikacu: I only have 8
Fortune Teller: Wait a second is that you, Pikachu?
Pikachu: How do you know my name?
Fortune teller: Because I am someone you know! Think! One of your friends that is just like you except for younger...
Pikachu: Hmmm
(Flashback)
Pikachu: Alright so if we go to the movies right now we wont miss the best part of the movie which is the Commercials for newer movies!
Pichu: Na I think im going to do fortune telling for a few weeks
Pikachu: Fine with me, I guess...
(End of flashback)
Pikachu: Hmmm Pichu right! Whats up baby!
Pichu: I got me a lot of money by ripping stupid people off of their money.
Link: Wo wo wo wo! How can you tell that its female!
Pikachu: Pokemon instincts, duh!
Mario: Hey that's kinda like Kirby. You cant tell his gender because he's to simple Looking so I had to ask one day
(Flash back)
Mario: Hey Kirby.. There is something I always wondered about you.
Kirby: What?
Mario: Are you male or female
Kirby: Male
Mario: Well if you see another Kirby how can you tell if its male or female.
Kirby: Its called Kirby instincts!
Mario: ......
Kirby: You will learn one day.
(End of flashback)
Pichu: Why are you at a fortune telling shop anyways.
Pikachu: It was Mr. Dumb$s' Idea
Link: HEY! It seemed right at the moment
Mario: As your leader I demand you 2 to go back to HQ!
Pikachu: Well see ya Pichu
Pichu: Bye
(They leave and go back at Hq)
Mario: Okay this is what we will do! I want You to go and find this (Finger quotes) Link of time. So im sending you with a higher intelligence.
Link: Why not you and X.
Mario: You think that's funny don't you! (Punches Link in the stomach)
Link: OWWW
Mario: Me and Kirby will go
Link: But Kirby is drunk right now!
Kirby: Yeah and I have to shave my mustache!
Mario: Not anymore! (Picks Kirby up and turns him upside down for 10 seconds and drops him)
Sonic: Come on Mario Don't drop him on his head! That's probably how he got stupid in the first place
Mario: He's okay. At least he is not drunk no more...
Kirby: Where are we going to go!
Link: I don't know. I still cant figure out that trivia question poem thingy
Pikachu: ...... Play the Prelude of light on your ocarnia of time
Link: Okay (Plays the prelude of light and wraps to the temple of time with Mario and Kirby)
Pikachu: ..... Lets party!
X: Alright! Party time!
Sonic: I hope they will be ok
(At the temple of time)
Mario: Pick up the master sword.
Link: I-I don't think I want to do that
Kirby: Why not
Link: Cause I will have to go through all that crap again
Mario: Wait a second there is a note right here it says "April Fools"
Link: ...... (falls over)
Kirby: I wonder what will happened if I Pulled the master sword...
Link: We will be sealed away in a 7 year slumber!
Kirby: (Stairs at link for 5 seconds with a blank look) ...... Nice Try.. (Pulls the master sword out of its Pedestal)
Mario: 0.0
Link: Dude!!!
(7 years later)
Mario: (wakes up) Ahh that was a nice nap...
Link: (wakes up) Whoo! What happened? Hey my voice is deeper! AHH DAMNIT, KIRBY
Kirby: (Wakes up with the master sword in his hands) Wow! Have you guys seen yourselves lately! It looks like Link is an Adult and Mario..... You look a little older.
Link: Duh! He's 28 now! And im 18 now and your 21. I don't like being an adult!
Mario: Just put the master sword back so I we can be 7 years younger
Kirby: ... Do what now?
Link: Put the sword back in the pedestal!
Kirby: Okay .... Do what now?
Mario: PUT THE SWORD BACK!!!!!
Kirby: I know I know don't yell at me! ....... Do what now?
Link: (Snatches the Sword from Kirby and puts it back in the pedestal and nothing happends) Hmm that's odd
(The 3 go to what was once there home)
Link: Dear Naryu! Its its-
Kirby: A piece of heart is in HQ!!
Link: WHERE!!!! (Runs in the torn up Building which)
(Kirby and Mario follow)
Mario: Dear Naryu!
Kirby: This place is awful
Link: (See's a familiar face) Is that you Sonic?
Sonic: Huh. Who is there?
Mario: Its-a me Mario!
Sonic: (Walks up to Mario) Mario? Dude! Where have you been all these years!
Link: Sleep!
Kirby: ...... OH NO!!! ANNA!!!
Mario: I bet she aint your gal anymore!
Kirby: Shut-up! Peach is probably with Luigi now! Na-Na!
Mario: D'oh!
Kirby: Im gonna go find her
Link: Maybe I should go with you. You might accideintly get killed!
(1 hour later)
Kirby: (Knocking on Anna's Door)
Link: She might not even live here no more!
Kirby: Shutup, Link!
Anna: (Opens the door and see's Kirby and looks at him in shock) Kirby?
Kirby: That's me!
Anna: You mean Kirby Kirby
Link: That's him!
Anna: (Slaps Kirby)
Kirby: OW!!! What did I do!?
Anna: You left me for 7 years without even saying goodbye!
Kirby: Its not my fault I was stuck in a 7 year sleep!
Link: Maybe i should stay out of this....
Anna: Did you pull the master sword again?
Kirby: Umm.... Yeah?
Anna: That's what I figured... Kirby... You have to stop doing stupid things like that!
Kirby: Umm.....Duh?
Anna: I think its time we broke up!
Kirby: WHAT!!!
Anna: I just cant be with a dumb person like you anymore! Goodbye Kirby! (Slams the door in Kirby's Face)
Kirby: --
Link: ... Wow......... That was.... Umm ... Expected.... Hey Kirby... Im sorry, man. I cant imagine what your going through....
Kirby: She is right... Im Dumb as hell...Me cant get no education because the schools no allow me kind.
Link: What?
Kirby: Shutup and lets go...
(They walk back to Hq and go inside)
Kirby: Sigh Ill be back (Runs up to his room)
Mario: Whats wrong with Kirby?
Kirby: (All the way from his room) AHH!
Link: Anna and Kirby broke up
Mario: Hey they had a good 9 year realationship, That's pretty good ya know.
Kirby: (Comes back into the main room painted in black)
Link: ! ... Dude! Kirby! You do not want to become a goth!
Kirby: Shutup! I accidently fell in some black paint.
Mario: I heard what happened Kirby... Don't worry we can go back in time and fix thi-
(Suddenly the lights go out and 2 slashing noises are heard and the lights go back on)
Link: (Looks around and see's Mario bleeding)
Mario: AHHHOWWWW
Kirby: Oh No!!!! Mario!
Mario: Link, Kirby! I got something to tell you all! Cough I always fought you guys were...... Weird! (Closes his eyes and falls down)
Link: NOOOO!!!!!
Mario: (Gets back up) Oh yeah And If you touch my stuff I will haunt you! (Closes his eyes and drops back down)
Kirby: NOOO!!!!!
Mario: (Opens one eye) Remember me as a hero! And don't whimper over me go and have fun until tommorow then avenge me! That's an order!
Kirby and Link: Sir, yes Sir!
Mario: (Dies)
Kirby: That was his last live, too!
Link: Yeah
Kirby: well you heard him... Lets get hammered!
Link: Oh yeah I can finnaly go to a bar! Im not a Kid no more!
Who killed Mario? Was it Link or Kirby or sonic or X or pikachu or anybody else that I don't want to list. Find out in the next episode!
On the Next Digital Squad
Kirby: Hey! I found something! It looks like a white glove
Link: The same kind that Mario wears.
(Dun Dun DUN)
Kirby: I know who did it!
Link: WHO!
Zelda: Kirby! Never go in the temple of time again!
Kirby: It was an oops!
Zelda: I can fix this all! No, You can fix this Link! Go and play the song of time!
Link: Right here?
Zelda: The sword is already in its pedestal! You can play the song of time anywhere now.
Link: Okay (Plays the song of time on his ocarnia)
Mario: Anyways I know what you were going to say, Pikachu. And Im gonna annonce it! Due to Copy right Crap, are going to have to change the name of this group! Any suggestions.
Link: We cant rename this!
Mario: Yes we can!!!!
Pikachu: How about team Pikachu!
Mario: ......... Umm ill come back to that......